Your Pirate Name Generator!

Since it's National Talk Like A Pirate Day!


Iron Mary Vane for me.

A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you are that person. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!


[Edited on Sep 18, 2003 by RumpusParable]

Your pirate name is:

Captain James Cash


Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. You're musical, and you've got a certain style if not flair. You'll do just fine. Arr!

Your pirate name is:


Bloody Mary Kidd



Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

Mad William Vane....are we related?

[Edited on Sep 18, 2003 by bishop]

arr me name be Mad jack flint.

ye swarthy bastards

Arrrrrrr, ye be wishin', matey....

Your pirate name is:


Black Morty Bonney


Bonney? I suddenly feel like such a lass!

Iron Tom Kidd

Dirty James Flint

Black Harry Flint

Aww... come on! It's bigger than a flint!

Black Tom Rackham

Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

Your pirate name is:


Black Harry Kidd



Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

Your pirate name is:

Mad John Kidd


Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

Captain Charity Kidd

Your pirate name is:


Bloody Jack Flint



Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

does this mean that me, snodog, cherie, and too are related?

I hope not,because if you were related to me,it would be weird for me to think you were hot

Mad Mary Bonney

Argh. Avast. Me name be...

Mad John Rackham

Argh. Never met a ham I didn't want ta' rack.

Dirty Roger Rackham

Bloody Tom Read

Black Davy Bonney

Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. You can be a little unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!

Black Morty Rackham

Your pirate name is:
Iron Tom Bonney

But I liked that one guy in Muppet Treasure Island, "Dead Tom". Especially after the battle, when Dead Tom had been killed and some random muppet was holding the body and screaming for vengence or something.