NEWS: Jamie-Lynn Spears is Pregnant, Y'all

CELEB: Jamie-Lynn Spears is Pregnant, Y'all

Just about six short weeks ago Newsweek online profiled Jamie-Lynn Spears, Ms. Britney's little sister.

People Magazine reports this week that Jamie-Lynn Spears is 12 weeks pregnant. Whoops. There goes that dream of "no drama."

Ugh. I find this so depressing. Lynne Spears is surprised that her teenage daughter, although punctual, could become pregnant? Will parents never stop being surprised that their teenage kids are horny? Is the shock here that Jamie would have sex with her boyfriend of three years Casey Aldridge or that they didn’t use birth control? Or that she's keeping the baby?

Unfortunately Jamie-Lynn is keeping the baby and will raise it in Louisiana.

Uh, but Jamie Lynn's acting career takes place in Los Angeles. Who is going to raise this kid? Grandma Spears? Maybe Kevin Federline can help? What's one more mouth to feed?

Why isn't anyone talking about birth control? You don’t have to wait and you don’t have to "put yourself in a position…" (you know what I mean.) You can have sex and use condoms or take a pill! The message that should be sent to teens is that it doesn’t have to be so black and white. The two choices are not just abstinence or motherhood -- there's a whole wide world in between, filled with special moments like learning how to put on a condom and getting spermicide on your fingers.

I know this is just another dumb celebrity story but it reflects how fucked up our culture remains around the subject of birth control, sex and family planning. I suppose one could argue that Jamie-Lynn Spears is getting all the attention because she is the one growing the baby but where is the media coverage on Casey Aldridge? He is 19-years-old and could be facing a felony charge and fatherhood.

Ironically, the home-schooled Jamie-Lynn claimed a few months ago that her favorite subject at "school" was health. Health!

I guess she hadn't hit the lesson plan yet about "stuff that you need to know" to not end up like your older sister. Pity.

This is why God created abortions.

This is all wrong.

The anti-christ isn't supposed to be born until 2012.

I don't care for celeb gossip but I Love Buck!

she's never late for curfew? I was never late for curfew and still managed to narrowly escape the police on sever occasions of vandalism...if I hadn't been so busy doing that I'm sure I could have found the time to "sew some wild oats".

This family is in desperate need of instutionalization. (I mean mental institution)

I dont know if I should laugh or cry. I mean, does the girl not know who her sister is? Does she not understand what motherhood is? How did her boyfriend not know what birthcontrol is? How does she not know what birth control is! Seriously! And she's keeping it? Well, at least, 20 years from now, my kids will have some entertainment.

Somebody spay the Spears family, for godsakes.

Old news.

So sad, too bad. Poor lil sis tired of big sis getting all the attention. Oh I can get prego too. Papparazzi photos to come, baby dropping coming soon. Lets not forget about hit and run. Just like the boyfriend hit it and run. This family isnt news, their just the newest joke in town

I blame the terrorists.

I'm sure everyone already knows this, but this makes it all so much funnier.

This family has all the money they could ever need and they somehow still can't afford to spare the couple bucks for a pack of condoms?

Guess no amount of money can stamp that white trash out of your system.

Ugh this pisses me off that young girls nowadays are growing up way too fast. I actually caught some of that Zoey 101 show this afternoon...those girls are dressed like if they belong on Sex and the City.


I don't get why younger girls today are dressing up like it's the most important thing in the world...Focus on school kids! Geez

(sorry for the rant, this just seems to be the case 'round my area!)

BAM

I dated a girl when I was living in Louisiana, she was smart as a tack in most respects, but she went to a private school, and she was turning 21 and I, and my 17 year old female friend from home were teaching this girl about birth control. It seems the thing to do in Louisiana: if you don't mention sex to your daughters, they'll never want to have sex.

haven't they learned that abstinence breeds stupidity?

oh shit, the cycle continues. Can't we just turn the Spears' into soylent green?

Mad cow disease doesn't sound very appealing.

Unfortunately the law doesn't yet permit us to abort members of the Spears family after birth.

so did her 19 year old boy-toy go to jail yet, or what........

Their mom was getting ready to release a parenting book


LAWL