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lefthandright

New Zealand

September 2006

DEC 19, 2007 04:25 AM

I said this so many times now,...the police just never find it as funny as you do.

Ridley

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

DEC 19, 2007 05:06 AM

StarBelliedBoy said:

dainbramage said:
more effective: "I'm the juggernaut, bitch!"

Lulz!

lollerskates.

adjunct

Philadelphia, PA

July 2002

DEC 19, 2007 06:01 AM

TheCoolerKing said:

adjunct said:
CoolerKing, srsly. You took a story that has been the laughing stock of an entire city, an event so ridiculous that it caused the Governor of the state to personally call in to one of the most hated sports talk shows in the country to comment, the last in a long line of absurd publicity gaffes from an embarassing anchorbot, and you came up with this? I mean, srsly.

Um, I'm honestly not sure what you're saying... Me mocking a story a day after it broke is really that hard to fathom? Or, what, exactly? It's not like it's the talk of a nation. Pick up a non-philly paper if you can...

Or maybe go listen to the Governer's take again, if that's more yer style. Really, I won't be offended...

You managed to unfunny a carnival of stupidity while also apparently missing a day and a half worth of news on the story. I know you've got to pad the quota and all, but ....

strndniowa

Grimes, IA

May 2007

DEC 19, 2007 08:43 AM

Is the world just losing it? And $700,000 a year for being a talking head

Chriztian

Tallahassee, FL

September 2004

DEC 19, 2007 09:20 AM

emotedcreations said:
So uh, where are the bikini shots?

The inclusion of those would have made this article much better

ohash

Columbus, OH

May 2007

DEC 19, 2007 09:44 AM

Was there any mention of her being drunk? Because seriously?..who shouts out that kind of egotistical blather unless they are either drunk on booze or drunk on power. And I promise you, she doesn't have enough power to be drunk on that.

Clidna

Canada

January 2005

DEC 19, 2007 11:15 AM

TheCoolerKing said:

adjunct said:
CoolerKing, srsly. You took a story that has been the laughing stock of an entire city, an event so ridiculous that it caused the Governor of the state to personally call in to one of the most hated sports talk shows in the country to comment, the last in a long line of absurd publicity gaffes from an embarassing anchorbot, and you came up with this? I mean, srsly.

Um, I'm honestly not sure what you're saying... Me mocking a story a day after it broke is really that hard to fathom? Or, what, exactly? It's not like it's the talk of a nation. Pick up a non-philly paper if you can...

Or maybe go listen to the Governer's take again, if that's more yer style. Really, I won't be offended...

You managed to unfunny a carnival of stupidity while also apparently missing a day and a half worth of news on the story. I know you've got to pad the quota and all, but ....

Srsly, TCK, you really need to just stop doing the job that people are apparently so jealous of. Srsly.

Clidna

Canada

January 2005

DEC 19, 2007 11:15 AM

ohash said:
Was there any mention of her being drunk? Because seriously?..who shouts out that kind of egotistical blather unless they are either drunk on booze or drunk on power. And I promise you, she doesn't have enough power to be drunk on that.

Some people are cheap drunks

adjunct

Philadelphia, PA

July 2002

DEC 19, 2007 12:23 PM

Clidna said:
Srsly, TCK, you really need to just stop doing the job that people are apparently so jealous of. Srsly.

If someone else has a job out there where I can rehash outdated news stories while missing the actual humorous elements, I'll take .... oh. I see you're my competition.

CategoryError

Delta, BC

September 2006

DEC 19, 2007 01:49 PM

"Even a "I'm your worst fucking nightmare," would've been better."

I laughed.

Postblank

New Brunswick, NJ

June 2004

DEC 19, 2007 02:05 PM

I'm glad she's getting pulled, she's TurboCunt 3000 based on what several people that worked in that station told me.

SirPsychoSexy

Ridgewood, NJ

January 2004

DEC 19, 2007 02:21 PM

Clidna said:

TheCoolerKing said:

adjunct said:
CoolerKing, srsly. You took a story that has been the laughing stock of an entire city, an event so ridiculous that it caused the Governor of the state to personally call in to one of the most hated sports talk shows in the country to comment, the last in a long line of absurd publicity gaffes from an embarassing anchorbot, and you came up with this? I mean, srsly.

Um, I'm honestly not sure what you're saying... Me mocking a story a day after it broke is really that hard to fathom? Or, what, exactly? It's not like it's the talk of a nation. Pick up a non-philly paper if you can...

Or maybe go listen to the Governer's take again, if that's more yer style. Really, I won't be offended...

You managed to unfunny a carnival of stupidity while also apparently missing a day and a half worth of news on the story. I know you've got to pad the quota and all, but ....

Srsly, TCK, you really need to just stop doing the job that people are apparently so jealous of. Srsly.

srsly.

Faytal_Kraydel

Upper Darby, PA

November 2007

DEC 19, 2007 03:28 PM

I read about this in the local paper the other day, and general consensus of the city (or at least those I've talked to) is: lolz

emperorreagan

Baltimore, MD

January 2004

DEC 19, 2007 09:16 PM

RudieCantFail said:

emperorreagan said:
While I'm all for anyone that wants to punch a cop in the face...

Well that's a brilliant attitude.

Because, of course, all cops are just authoritarian assholes out to ruin your good time.

Just maybe the point of the statement was to be contrarian, given theCoolerKing's statement prefacing the article:

Someone's a fan, someone thinks their actions were justified, someone paid 11 dollars to watch them skulk around a burned-out NYC and feels unless they say something it'll have been in vain, etc.

That will not happen with this piece. It is beyond the realm of even remote possibility.

jatibb

I'm lost

February 2007

DEC 20, 2007 06:49 AM

ms. lane. i know reporters and you, mam, are no reporter

TheFly

Eagle Springs, NC

November 2003

DEC 20, 2007 08:05 AM

scylis said:
i don't get it. but then, i'm mostly Dutch. as a lad, the impression was given that dykes were there to be fingered so that you could become the town hero.

Sadly, I know four people right off that wouldn't get that.

EditCrazyDJ

I'm lost

December 2007

DEC 20, 2007 12:16 PM

700 000 a year! and willing to fight like a ny'er!

Bip

Washington, DC

January 2006

DEC 30, 2007 07:27 AM

They didn't list this guy's profession. I'm gonna guess "full-time genius."

This job is not as easy as one would think. I tried it in 2003 but had to give it up because of the monthly Hawking commitment. I just could'nt handle it.

crispy

NEWSWIRE

Philadelphia, PA

JAN 07, 2008 02:18 PM

She's been fired ... um, I mean, "Released from her contract."

CBS 3 (KYW-TV) announced today that Alycia Lane has been released from her contract effective immediately.

CBS 3 President and General Manager Michael Colleran stated, "After assessing the overall impact of a series of incidents resulting from judgments she has made, we have concluded that it would be impossible for Alycia to continue to report the news as she, herself, has become the focus of so many news stories. We wish to make clear that we are not prejudging the outcome of the criminal case against Alycia that is pending in New York. We understand that Alycia expects to be fully vindicated in that proceeding. We hope that is the case and we wish her the best in all her future endeavors."

adjunct

Philadelphia, PA

July 2002

JAN 07, 2008 03:46 PM

Damn. If we're lucky, she'll become a blogger and we'll have non-stop Alycia Lane fodder.

PHEDG

I'm lost

March 2003

JAN 09, 2008 04:46 PM

Chriztian said:

emotedcreations said:
So uh, where are the bikini shots?

The inclusion of those would have made this article much better

crispy

NEWSWIRE

Philadelphia, PA

JAN 30, 2008 07:31 PM

Alycia Lane filed a praecipe to issue writ of summons, typically a precursor to a lawsuit, against CBS3 Tuesday in Common Pleas Court. Lane, and her attorney Paul Rosen, have requested to depose CBS3 President Michael Colleran and News Director Susan Schiller. The legal filing also asks for Lane's CBS3 personnel file as well as any documents related to her Jan. 7 termination and any documents that reference her ex-husbands Dino Calandriello, Jay Adkins, as well as Dr. Phil McGraw, on whose show she cried, Prince Albert of Monaco, whom the New York Post's Page Six reported she had flirted with, and of course Rich Eisen, the married NFL Network anchor to whom Lane e-mailed bikini pics of herself, therefore upsetting his wife Suzy Shuster. Any documents pertaining to Shuster are also being sought by Lane.

Lane and attorney Rosen have also asked for any documents or personnel files pertaining to the firing by CBS3 of "any other anchor or reporter of Latina descent, African-American descent or the descent of any other minority group."

From philly.com

TheCoolerKing

NEWSWIRE

Los Angeles, CA

JAN 30, 2008 07:46 PM

Oddly enough, I read somewhere today that WWE just offered her a job as an announcer...

Not a joke...

Seems about where she should be

crispy

NEWSWIRE

Philadelphia, PA

JAN 30, 2008 07:50 PM

TheCoolerKing said:
Oddly enough, I read somewhere today that WWE just offered her a job as an announcer...

Not a joke...

Seems about where she should be

I think she's gone even further off the deep end.

adjunct

Philadelphia, PA

July 2002

JAN 31, 2008 09:46 AM

I'm happy to see my man DG holding it down on the worst Philly gossip. This story is actually getting better with time.

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