Dumbass's Bible

I'm trying to compile a book of about 60-80 pages of phrases and comments that are stupid, unneccesary, random and just plain weird.
It will have illustrations and anyone who contributes will of course get recognition for it

i need alot so dont hold back

"Everything happens for a reason"

When the going gets tough- the tough get going???????

Winners never quit n quitters never win???????????

"open your throat and relax your jaw more..."


-oz

[Edited on Sep 17, 2003 by double_o_merlyn]

you catch more flies with honey than vinegar.

[Edited on Sep 17, 2003 by schoolgirl]

You are the cat's pyjamas.

"Workin' hard or hardly workin'?"
"Hot enough for ya?"

If I never hear either of these again I will die a happy, happy man.

"if you cant stand the heat get out of the kitchen"

what?