If I were them, I'd have taken the leg in order to whittle the bone into a wand. Then I'd attach a leather watch band to the back of his knee cap and enchant a rat (with aforementioned magic bone wand) to carry it as a shield. Maybe conjure him up a little hat and some armor too.

Vanessa said:
I have a magic vagina.

Please don't take it away from me.

/insert creepy joke about testing it out
/insert creepy joke about saying "insert"

downwiththemob

I'm lost

January 2005

DEC 15, 2007 01:33 AM

I thought we were going to here that he strapped a Gatling Gun to the stump and was out for revenge.

sick

Minneapolis, MN

June 2003

DEC 15, 2007 05:10 AM

thefreak said:

I guess that's the risk you run when you talk publicly about a body part's special abilities. It's why in 31 years I've never revealed the curative powers granted by swallowing my penis. It's just too dangerous!

Be forewarned, I may be forced to steal this line for my own uses.

-TM

I had the same thought. That's definitely a line I have to use.

Bev_Antain

Italy

February 2004

DEC 15, 2007 05:20 AM

I'm hardly restraining myself from making a whole bunch of silly jokes on this article...

Conroy

United Kingdom

September 2005

DEC 15, 2007 05:33 AM

If this leg really has magic healing powers then wont its body grow back ?

AshenLight

USA

October 2005

DEC 15, 2007 06:43 AM

Funny article TCK. Too bad about the leg thing though. It just goes to show, you should always keep stories about your magical body parts to yourself...

_panda_

I'm lost

November 2005

DEC 15, 2007 08:18 AM

Neat!!

My penis has magical healing powers!!!.... And I am already circumcised!!

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

Varuka_Salt

I'm lost

October 2006

DEC 15, 2007 10:04 AM

Winterpale

United Kingdom

September 2006

DEC 15, 2007 11:21 AM

At least it didn't provided imunity to the effects of alcohol.

That that's my cheap shot out the way.
Why did the dumb fucks not cut his whole leg off?

"No wait, we don't really need that much magic"

Do you think the whole limb will go up on ebay or just selected bits - toes, ankel, shin etc.

also

a bound and gagged David Copperfield

nasty image of him levitating aroung this secret lair

Winterpale

United Kingdom

September 2006

DEC 15, 2007 11:24 AM

Oh, in a childish fit of glee

The two men plied him with drink as thanks for previously helping them with his magical touch and after he passed out chopped off the leg below the knee with a scythe and left him to die. Passing villagers found him and took him to hospital.

meaning he was legless before they started

mingol

Singapore

July 2005

DEC 15, 2007 12:29 PM

Lemonkid said:

Vanessa said:
I have a magic vagina.

Please don't take it away from me.

You rub it on people and it cures their ills?

No disrespect intended to Vanessa, but I don't think this is terribly unique. I cannot tell you how many of my ills have vanished after a lovely, affectionate woman rubbed her vagina on me.

_DictionaryGirl_

NEWSWIRE

San Diego, CA

DEC 15, 2007 12:32 PM

It's like the tale of the Golden Goose, where the asshole farmers chop it open to get all the golden eggs out but there's just blood and guts in there! Clearly these guys were not versed in Weird Western Fables 101.

formerviking

Denver, PA

May 2006

DEC 15, 2007 01:38 PM

varukasalt said:

Thank you so much for that . I would have done rude , nasty things to Ann Wilson back in the day . And you have to love those 70's fashions , eh

Metaverse

USA

March 2005

DEC 15, 2007 03:05 PM

Since they only cut off half his leg...wouldn't the rest of it still be half magical ? I mean he could still heal people partially right?