humorous electronic messenger quotes

Sexxxy Vixxxen says:
hey its u again sup sweety lol
I was born a dancer in your disco of fire says:
i may have burned my hands off in a fire
Sexxxy Vixxxen says:
im going to start my show again now.. u wanna come watch?
I was born a dancer in your disco of fire says:
it kind of charr'd my eyeballs too...
Sexxxy Vixxxen says:
its gonna be really hot this time.. the 3 of us are giving one of our lucky members a hand job with oil lol.. its gonna get kinky
I was born a dancer in your disco of fire says:
I'm intrigued by kinky handjobs..
Sexxxy Vixxxen says:
u didnt come see the show the other day did ya lol? theres 3 of us this time.. slumber party lol.
I was born a dancer in your disco of fire says:
slumber party handjob?
Sexxxy Vixxxen says:
like i told u last time, since u have to be 18 (the law ) u gotta login with a credit card but i told u i would upgrade u so dont worry..ill look after it
I was born a dancer in your disco of fire says:
Why don't I host multi-gender slumber partys?
Sexxxy Vixxxen says:
u really should come watch babe.. but if u dont i wont be mad.. ill be back on msn on the weekend so we can chat then...ill give you my cell and maybe we can meet up and hang out or something
I was born a dancer in your disco of fire says:
It was a spanish gallion that sunk the mayflower
Sexxxy Vixxxen says:
k now im definatley late lol... ill see ya in the chat room. im soo wet lol

You should probably remove that link. To prevent the zot and what-not.

What he said. ^^^

tl;dr

"I was born a dancer in your disco of fire" is someone's username??

hehehe...

What is this, Tolstoy? I ain't got time to read.