NEWS: Fun Children's Film Makes a Grave Miscalculation

That was the best article I've ever read. A thousand hurrahs for the king of coolers!

You may still make fun of the Mexican Hamster, though.

Wow...just wow. Ya know, maybe you should stop while your behind. First the robot hands thing, then the rant on the Chili Peppers and now this, are you just bored these days or what?

That is certainly a squirrel, and I bet he can't speak a word of Spanish, probably can't even fake Patchuka, Machae.

lawl.

We've got lots of rodents dressed as people, look at our leaders.
(Rat Bastards).

smarmy comment.

2nd cousin, really? I'm begging for my 2nd cousins life?

Sorry, can't follow you. The one on the left, seriously, I found more capable of heinous acts against mankind.

However, I give you props for this. I think I shorted out my keyboard with the tea that propelled out of my nose

ok..... now did you even read what you wrote when you were done? i hope you do have nightmares of him..... thats what you get for writing this article

Wow, man. You've been in a low spot lately. Both the RHCP one and this one are pretty regrettable. I only mention it because it's two in such short succession.

i hate these freakin rodent s.o.b's. and obviously the rat with the glasses is the guy who hatches all the plots. the guy in the middle is just the patsy who carries them out. i think pinky and the brain are much more evil though.

Wise words!

I kept reading this article expecting it to have more to say, but I eventually ran out of words.

Also, I'd like to know how much Jason Lee was paid to make this movie. I'm curious how much a soul goes for these days.

BTW, they were a big hit when I was little. Like 5 decades ago!

For your listening pleasure, or torture....

wow

arpegius said:

ZenTrixter said:
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C-c-c-combo breaker!!!

I LOL'ed. It was the only laugh I got out of reading all this.

noooo rabbits are evil, chipmunks are our friends

Pushed it a bit too far this time, and not in the unique and creative way you usually go, but in the "look-at-me-I'm-Carlos-Mencia-and-I'm-edgy-and
-hilarious-with-all-three-of-my-jokes!
Dee-dee-dee-beaner-dee-dee-dee-beaner-beaner-beaner!!!" way.
And that, good sir, is not funny.

Wow, a lot of people had their Corn Flakes pissed in, it seems.

1. It is posted as "Commentary" instead of "News." Funny how that works.

2. Maybe it's my sense of humor, or the fact it resembles the kind of stories I write about for the Newswire (i.e. pretty out there), but I found it an amusing diversion from "Ron Paul this, Iraq that" and Bitch_PhD articles ahoy. Seriously, lighten up.

-TM