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_kungfoo_

_kungfoo_

Los Angeles, CA
April 2005

DEC 02, 2007 06:16 PM

Tallboy66 said:
This is very,very important news. I'm glad you brought it up. whatever



Well... to be fair, she warned you...

SleepyLady said:
I just want to remind you, dear reader, that you are in the "Celeb" section of the newswire and what you're about to read is some Tom Cruise gossip.



emotedcreations

emotedcreations

Germany
July 2006

DEC 02, 2007 06:43 PM

My friend's uncle is/was his publicist and insists that he's gay. I really could care less.

Tallboy66

Tallboy66

Chicago, IL
January 2005

DEC 02, 2007 06:53 PM

KUNGFOO said:

Tallboy66 said:
This is very,very important news. I'm glad you brought it up. whatever



Well... to be fair, she warned you...

SleepyLady said:
I just want to remind you, dear reader, that you are in the "Celeb" section of the newswire and what you're about to read is some Tom Cruise gossip.





Yes I know I'm just being a smarty, no malice intended.

In other news Britney Spears is pregnant. eeek

Ainur

Ainur

I'm lost
May 2005

DEC 02, 2007 07:34 PM

dvlgrl said:

Ainur said:
So, lets see; Mimi Rogers, Nicole Kidman, Penelope Cruz and Katie Holmes. I wish I was that gay.



and yet, i find these women lacking in appearance, espcially kidman and holmes. ARRR!!!



Hmm, I don't know. I can agree about Katie, she seems a bit limp and uninspired most of the time. But the other three, not so much. Nicole especially - I really dig her. She was just overshadowed by the Tom Cruise Scientology Show. However, I got nothing for the Rock Hudson comment. lol

LostLucy

LostLucy

USA
December 2006

DEC 02, 2007 08:06 PM

I'm sure Hollywood is, yes, not willing to cast an openly gay man in traditional leading man roles.

But here we are on a sex-related site, and no one is saying he might be bi? Digging his pretty ladies and being a bottom as well? It's all or nothing?
confused

Vidalia

Vidalia

SUICIDEGIRL

USA

DEC 02, 2007 08:57 PM

I'm pretty sure I'd call Tom Cruise a whore for a free slurpee.

LostLucy

LostLucy

USA
December 2006

DEC 02, 2007 09:09 PM

Vidalia said:
I'm pretty sure I'd call Tom Cruise a whore for a free slurpee.



Hilarious biggrin

Galilee

Galilee

I'm lost
August 2004

DEC 02, 2007 10:31 PM

Formula for every Tom Cruise movie:

Hot shot (blank) learns humility through (blank).

Rinse. Throw up. Wash. Invest another 10 mil, and pray to Xenu.

scylis

scylis

USA
November 2004

DEC 02, 2007 11:45 PM

is it just me, or does that Zahara in the upper left corner look like a fucking muppet?

lowroller

lowroller

Australia
May 2008

DEC 02, 2007 11:48 PM

scylis said:
is it just me, or does that Zahara in the upper left corner look like a fucking muppet?



That's exactly what I thought!!

Matthew_O

Matthew_O

Los Angeles, CA
December 2006

DEC 03, 2007 01:38 AM



But Morton is the one ultimately paying the price. He's currently in hiding because of the intimidation tactics that are being used on him by the Church of Scientology.



Typical.

mydogfarted

mydogfarted

Oakland, NJ
June 2003

DEC 03, 2007 08:20 AM

Ainur said:
So, lets see; Mimi Rogers, Nicole Kidman, Penelope Cruz and Katie Holmes. I wish I was that gay.



Mimi Rogers said on more than one occasion that Tom never had interest in having sex with her.

IDGAS

IDGAS

Jackson Heights, NY
March 2004

DEC 03, 2007 09:14 AM

mydogfarted said:

Ainur said:
So, lets see; Mimi Rogers, Nicole Kidman, Penelope Cruz and Katie Holmes. I wish I was that gay.



Mimi Rogers said on more than one occasion that Tom never had interest in having sex with her.


/Q.E.D. Tom Cruise is gay!

mydogfarted

mydogfarted

Oakland, NJ
June 2003

DEC 03, 2007 10:03 AM

IDGAS said:

mydogfarted said:

Ainur said:
So, lets see; Mimi Rogers, Nicole Kidman, Penelope Cruz and Katie Holmes. I wish I was that gay.



Mimi Rogers said on more than one occasion that Tom never had interest in having sex with her.


/Q.E.D. Tom Cruise is gay!



Seriously. You have no idea how much DNA I've spilled over her in 'Full Body Massage'.

IDGAS

IDGAS

Jackson Heights, NY
March 2004

DEC 03, 2007 10:06 AM

mydogfarted said:

IDGAS said:

mydogfarted said:

Ainur said:
So, lets see; Mimi Rogers, Nicole Kidman, Penelope Cruz and Katie Holmes. I wish I was that gay.



Mimi Rogers said on more than one occasion that Tom never had interest in having sex with her.


/Q.E.D. Tom Cruise is gay!



Seriously. You have no idea how much DNA I've spilled over her in 'Full Body Massage'.



Try The Rapture (1991)

BDeyeD

BDeyeD

Toronto, ON
January 2007

DEC 03, 2007 10:10 AM

Gay or straight, he creeps the fuck out of me. surreal

powergirl5000

powergirl5000

I'm lost
November 2007

DEC 03, 2007 10:42 AM

I honestly don't know how anyone- men or women- could find Tom Cruise attractive...not that it has anything to do with the article.... I just had to put that out there.

dreamergirl

dreamergirl

Houston, TX
September 2007

DEC 03, 2007 07:10 PM

Vidalia said:
I'm pretty sure I'd call Tom Cruise a whore for a free slurpee.



This is so hilarious and probably true.
wthell happened to him?

Ainur

Ainur

I'm lost
May 2005

DEC 03, 2007 08:35 PM

IDGAS said:

mydogfarted said:

Ainur said:
So, lets see; Mimi Rogers, Nicole Kidman, Penelope Cruz and Katie Holmes. I wish I was that gay.



Mimi Rogers said on more than one occasion that Tom never had interest in having sex with her.


/Q.E.D. Tom Cruise is gay!



+1

lol And she did something really nekkid just a couple years ago. She still looks good, my opinion of course.

Ac1ds0ld13r

Ac1ds0ld13r

Chesapeake, VA
September 2007

DEC 03, 2007 10:31 PM

Ainur said:
So, lets see; Mimi Rogers, Nicole Kidman, Penelope Cruz and Katie Holmes. I wish I was that gay.



Yeah me too. Kinda makes me want a shirt that says:
I'm only gay for the chicks.

Kouvre

Kouvre

Moline, IL
April 2006

DEC 04, 2007 07:37 AM

For those wondering why people would/should be afraid of Scientology, just watch this YTMND. (Warning: contains two graphic images)

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