NEWS: Girls Gone Wild, Guards Gone Crazy

Yeah, totally... what's my "beef" with that rapey, frat-guy thug... Unless he's hurt someone I know personally, why worry about it, right?

You are a spot on judge of character. He does not, in fact, have the best morals... Well done. And good luck with your job as an FBI profiler... I look forward to your assessments of other notorious fuckwits. (Charles Manson- Um, seems a little out of it...)

Obviously you don't have to be perfect to write for suicidegirls. I mean, look at Bitch_PhD.

But you're right about one thing... I do come close...

did you really just compare joe francis to charles manson?
...I know you like bitching about things, but that doesn't make it newsworthy (or interesting). I am sorry you feel the need to defend your personal grudges. And also, since when did he become a rapist? I'm not sure, but I think I missed that part. I find girls gone wild to be as entertaining as a bowel movement, too bad I don't have my own column to write about such fascinating things.

Keep up the good work.

No, actually, I didn't. What I did was take your razor sharp insight into the human soul and applied it to another person at random. As I said, they're both fuckwits, but that's hardly a comparison.

Honestly, your reply is... not what I'd hoped. I'm guessing writing isn't your strong suit and I can't help but think about how much better you'd be doing if this were a foosball game or beer can pyramid contest...

Ah well, maybe someday you will get that column, Generic Boston Shaven-headed Guy.... Someday...

Why would anyone want to go to spring break and drunkenly fuck random people in the first place? He's done a great job of branding his company name to be associated with "partying" in the bodyshot/whoohoo kegger! sense of the word. In the context where he gets the girls topless/naked, wearing one of those t-shirts makes them part of the in crowd. They are a "girl gone wild" with the instant minor celebrity that brings with it.

I saw the Girls Gone Wild Bus the other day in Methuen of all places.

Yeah, he's a swell guy.

In no way, of course, do I think he should be subject to abuse, but this guy is unequivocally a horrible person.

♥

Holy Fuck.
Not liking this article does not mean that I like, nor support Joe Francis and/or Girls Gone Wild. I wasn't even trying to insult this supposed CoolerKing. I think he is a good writer and i have enjoyed some of his other articles. All I was merely trying to point out was that this article serves no purpose. I thought the topic was pretty poor, other than a cheap shot at family guy fans (which was actually kind of funny). All the sudden I am being attacked for my own oppinion, when I thought that was what these stupid comment things were for.
But sorry, I'll stay out of things from now on.

So apparently insight into the human soul requires observing someones hair and location...I guess you nailed me.

and for the record, who plays foosball? seriously?

Good talk.

i confess. seriously. we have fierce tournaments most weekends.

I play a fierce game of air hockey given the conditions are to my satisfaction. I like Family Guy I guess this means I am a douchebag. I do believe that Florida is treating Joe Francis worse than a child rapist, even they can get bail. I have no problem with GGW, if drunk girls want to show the goods and somone decides to profit off this god bless.

Lame.

Who cares? Some idiot who exploits drunken whores. Now, he is in jail.

Gee golly! That is worth writing about.

Seriously, this site is going down the hole.

heh heh

Poor Joe.
Here I was feeling bad for J.Lo when she couldn't get cuticle cream in prison.

Oz was the best Show On Hbo I sure do miss that show.

whats wrong with family guy?!...and as for joe francis...whos the dumbest, the guy making the video or the girl degrading herself?!

"whos the fool? the fool or the fool who fallows him?" obi-wan kenobi

It was great but... sometimes watching it was like drowning. So damn bleak.

Maybe this makes me the exception to the rule but this is precisely the sort of article I look to SG for. When I look for serious news about serious topics, I consult a serious publication. Not suicidegirls.com. For some reason I've found that when weighing in on heavy discussions and someone asks where I came up with my information, SG doesn't seem to garner quite the amount of credit one might hope for. So for all those bitching about the relative merits of this story, well, now you have another wrinkle to consider.

As you were.

I encourage guards to fuck with prisoners... the worse the whole prison expierience is the better. Joe Francis is a tool but lay off "The Family Guy".

Um, many people might compare Joe Francis to a certain person who runs an alternative modeling site and allegedly isn't too cool to models and photographers. I'm not saying who and I'm not saying its true but let's stop the lynch mob before we tie our nooses. Joe Francis isn't my favorite person but he spent a lot of time in jail for nothing already and is being targeted for what he does a little unfairly.

The difference between the artistic nudity here and the stuff in GGW is major, but the differences between the people who run it are not.

I think the moronic, spoon fed comedy line summed it up quite nicely.

Huh?

Oh wait, nevermind...

AGREED!

Maybe I am simple but I find that show very funny, Any show that can use the Cool Aid guy is okay in my book.