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Toku666

Toku666

Columbus, OH
May 2004

NOV 25, 2007 12:45 AM

Somewhere, whether or not they know why, a bunch of Something Awful users are laughing at you.

dragonflower

dragonflower

Austin, TX
January 2007

NOV 25, 2007 01:04 AM

um, who gives a shit?

Syntropia

Syntropia

Oakland, CA
February 2004

NOV 25, 2007 03:25 AM

Gillionaire said:
Proof positive that you can never win the war on drugs. Ever.



Are you shitting me?

wink

Syntropia

Syntropia

Oakland, CA
February 2004

NOV 25, 2007 03:32 AM

mrmagwitch said:
this is an old joke, an internet meme
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Jenkem



Oh yeah... god that's some damned good shit...

PointBlank

PointBlank

New York, NY
November 2004

NOV 25, 2007 08:37 AM

Next up: NEWS: Re-using Water Bottles can Give You Cancer!


This isn't even a new hoax! Pretty embarrassing, guys.

Vidalia

Vidalia

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

NOV 25, 2007 05:38 PM

Man, you got me all excited with the 'new way to get high' line. Can someone please tell these kids about hyperventalting to pass yourself out? I'm sure it's just as fun!

RileyStClair

RileyStClair

STAFF

Los Angeles, CA

NOV 25, 2007 05:46 PM

jesus why is perez's puppy eating his face?

Rahodeb

Rahodeb

Los Angeles, CA
March 2006

NOV 25, 2007 06:02 PM

Hmm. A hoax in the sense that American kids (at least the ones that the authorities in Florida were alerted about) are not necessarily doing it, or at least, not in any kind of epidemic way, but use of the "drug" is not a hoax. It seems to be plenty common on the streets of Zambia.

Chainlink

Chainlink

Key West, FL
August 2005

NOV 25, 2007 06:17 PM

Rahodeb said:
Hmm. A hoax in the sense that American kids (at least the ones that the authorities in Florida were alerted about) are not necessarily doing it, or at least, not in any kind of epidemic way, but use of the "drug" is not a hoax. It seems to be plenty common on the streets of Zambia.



whatever

Science says otherwise.

joker_

joker_

Windsor, CA
October 2005

NOV 25, 2007 06:23 PM

Rahodeb said:
Hmm. A hoax in the sense that American kids (at least the ones that the authorities in Florida were alerted about) are not necessarily doing it, or at least, not in any kind of epidemic way, but use of the "drug" is not a hoax. It seems to be plenty common on the streets of Zambia.



Did you even read the Snopes report?

Especially the part about the few mid-1990s articles being difficult to verify. And the other part about drug enforcement officials insisting it is real because they've heard rumors about it?

I guess next you'll be writing articles about cow tipping?

scylis

scylis

Anchorage, AK
November 2004

NOV 26, 2007 02:54 AM

joker_ said:

Rahodeb said:
Hmm. A hoax in the sense that American kids (at least the ones that the authorities in Florida were alerted about) are not necessarily doing it, or at least, not in any kind of epidemic way, but use of the "drug" is not a hoax. It seems to be plenty common on the streets of Zambia.



Did you even read the Snopes report?

Especially the part about the few mid-1990s articles being difficult to verify. And the other part about drug enforcement officials insisting it is real because they've heard rumors about it?

I guess next you'll be writing articles about cow tipping?



the part about the drug enforcement officials insisting it's real has to do with its use in the US, not about Zambia. yes, i read the Snopes report, and they seem to consider the existence of jenkem to be quite probable, just not the idea of it being widespread (or even there at all) in schools in the US.

joker_

joker_

Windsor, CA
October 2005

NOV 26, 2007 03:30 AM

Whoops, edit.

Snope won't allow a copy paste.

So I am going to type it out.

joker_

joker_

Windsor, CA
October 2005

NOV 26, 2007 03:40 AM

scylis said:

joker_ said:

Rahodeb said:
Hmm. A hoax in the sense that American kids (at least the ones that the authorities in Florida were alerted about) are not necessarily doing it, or at least, not in any kind of epidemic way, but use of the "drug" is not a hoax. It seems to be plenty common on the streets of Zambia.



Did you even read the Snopes report?

Especially the part about the few mid-1990s articles being difficult to verify. And the other part about drug enforcement officials insisting it is real because they've heard rumors about it?

I guess next you'll be writing articles about cow tipping?



the part about the drug enforcement officials insisting it's real has to do with its use in the US, not about Zambia. yes, i read the Snopes report, and they seem to consider the existence of jenkem to be quite probable, just not the idea of it being widespread (or even there at all) in schools in the US.



Starting with this part:


Those few mid-1990s articles are the only substantive information about jenkem use, we've turned up so far, and even those are difficult to verify.



The articles they are referring too are the ones about Zambia. In other words a few reporters in the mid-1990s said it is real, and then from there it became this is common in Zambia? I have a bridge I'm selling if you're interested.

Next up is the stuff about America in the same paragraph, my error with that. But it really doesn't matter.

The point is, there is no substantial evidence that Zambia has this problem. There is no science to indicate that that snorting methane will make you hallucinate. The article is nonsense.

I suppose next we'll be subjected to articles from LGF, oh wait that is already a reality. surreal

sardaukar1977

sardaukar1977

Garland, TX
December 2006

NOV 26, 2007 04:33 AM

gross.

Chainlink

Chainlink

Key West, FL
August 2005

NOV 26, 2007 07:54 AM

Primary gases emitted from a slurry of urine and feces are ammonia, carbon dioxide, hydrogen sulfide, and methane. If you can show how any of these dangerous gases can get you high I'm all ears.

The article mentions specifically that it is the methane being "harvested" for a high. This is simply and unequivocally not possible. Methane is a VERY common gas. It does not get you high, it kills you.

It is not uncommon for people who work on farms with livestock to be overcome by gases from manure pits. The very same gases that come from human waste. They die. Die quickly, frequently with no warning, and to the best of anyones knowledge, with no buzz.

The absurdity that you would suggest to people that you could get a great trippin high from sewage fumes is about the same as suggesting that mixing bleach and ammonia is a great vitamin tonic.

Grossly irresponsible.

januaryhwb

januaryhwb

Chandler, AZ
September 2007

NOV 28, 2007 10:55 AM

i found it extremely difficult to concentrate on perez with his puppy attacking the parrot that lives on his head ( :boksmile

wtfcupcakes

wtfcupcakes

Keene Valley, NY
July 2007

NOV 28, 2007 10:11 PM

i want to punch perez in the face.

_duality_

_duality_

New Haven, CT
January 2006

DEC 01, 2007 12:06 PM

I just find this whole issue to be extremely amusing... people who get high on sewage?....how much of a fucking tard can you be? LMFAO.

I really cannot think of damn thing that can top that..... skull

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