NEWS: Butt-Hash: Coming Soon to a Drug Den Near You!

CULTURE: Butt-Hash: Coming Soon to a Drug Den Near You!

If you're looking for a new way to get high, word on the street is that it's not illegal to huff shit (yet). You better get to it, though, because law enforcement has apparently caught the scent of sinful sewage, and they're not pleased. Neither, I would imagine, are drug dealers, considering that this new narcotic is made from raw sewage, which means we can all get high off of our own, free crap. The more you crap, the more you can get high! Apparently, a few teenagers in Florida are already in deep shit.

I really can't imagine being able to intentionally inhale a lungful of poop stank. As it is, when someone lets one go in public, say in a bar, or at an amusement park, it nearly knocks me out. And not in a good way. Anypoo, a bulletin was circulated in Florida that claimed Jenkem use was a "common" and "popular" drug in American schools. God bless Snopes for clearing the air and proving them wrong.

While it may only be a handful of bored kids with no sense of smell indulging in American butt-hash (or "fruit from crack pipe," or "waste," depending on who you ask), it's more common among street kids in third world countries, such as Zambia.

For you American kids thinking of getting high as shit, Perez Hilton has a public service announcement:

Proof positive that you can never win the war on drugs. Ever.

thats some badass shit !

Doesn't the second paragraph of the second quote basically make this entire article false?

I don't think I heard a word he said in the video .. that little puppy is wayyy too distracting!!

Oh yeh... & kids - Shit is bad mmmkay...

I wonder what kind of dog that is.

I heard a bit about 2 weeks back and nearly crapped myself laughing. But I restrained myself so that nobody could huff my soiled undies.

Check it out.

I find it especially funny how they refer to Africa as a country.

Also, "Leroy Jenkems" is a supposed slang term for it. Haha.

Confirmed Hoax. Could you please reference any actual sources ?

Has the whole world gone to shit? If I ever caught any of my students huffing their own crap I'm not sure I'd punish them... isn't inhaling poo vapour enough punishment?

We tried smoking some pretty far out things back in the day because we'd heard rumours it would get you high. We tried dried banana peels, peanut shells, cork, dried garden variety mushrooms... just to name a few. As stupid as all that sounds, NONE of us would have been stupid enough to involve our own feces.

Chemical of the week : Methane

emphasis added.

Please, tell me more about how our good American children are not involved in huffin butt hash, just little Zambian children like to get high on sniffing sewage.

this is an old joke, an internet meme
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Jenkem

not even a painfully adorable puppy could make me stand watching perez hilton. seriously, that dog broke my heart as much as i want to break perez' face.

I want to save that puppy from that douche bag.

Normally, when I'm referring someone to snopes to dispel a tired old internet hoax, I'm forwarding the links on to my barely internet-literate father who actually believes that cooking things in plastic will kill you or that a verse of the Quran talks about the "Eagle cleansing the lands of Allah."

So citing it to the SG Newswire is an interesting change of pace!

let's do it. together!

We must do it.

agreed.

For the puppy!

I've tried that dried banana peel thing once .... didn't work ... If I ever decide to smoke something again I'll stick to ganga ...

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People, it's an organic high. It's realy smooth...like 'shrooms or weed. I've done it tons of times in Kentucky. And it doesn't even smell as bad as you would think. Kind of like a Tobelrone mixed with a dead deer. Don't judge!! Alize' is way worse!!

a drug that's cheap as shit. literally.

if it wasn't for stories from the villages up here in AK, i'd have been utterly shocked at the lengths people will go to to get fucked up when warrenellis first mentioned it.

but when a guy tells you about a friend of his and someone else spraying out the entire contents of a black can of Raid into a 5 gal. bucket, letting it separate, then skimming of the top and drinking it because they didn't sell beer in the village they lived in, fermented shit gas doesn't seem that far-fetched. the next thing the guy remembered after taking a drink was regaining consciousness two miles down river and three days later.

for real. this was debunked on Salon like 3 weeks ago.

Good god. Sometimes I hate Youtube.

Maybe if it was just more tube, and less you.

hey man that's good shit.