Too stupid to get a flu shot roll call.

Here!

Where's the emoticon for sputum?

Present.

Stupid hell, I'm a goddamn idiot.

too much flu shot can kill you fyi.

Who gets flu shots?

Magical hoboes don't get flu shots.

No flu shot for me.

However I am short, not magical.

My grandmother is in her 80s. Up until about two years ago, she had never gotten a flu shot, and has never had the flu. My mother is in her fifties. She's never gotten a flu shot, and has also never had the flu.

I think I'll be okay.

I'm a magical hobo. After all, it says so in my Profile right there under "Occupation."

I am jealous. I just end up with a growth issue, you get to be fucking magical.

No flu shot here. Who does those anymore? Pssht.

Short people don't get cancer. True fact. Be proud.

science

refused it, and it was administered at work for free.

I just avoid all human contact.

Fuck paying more money to the pharmas.

Nuh-uh. I hear that's a myth. Someone get on the research and linkage. It can't be me. I'm stealing pie with my nephew.

Yeah, you don't need research to explain this. The flu vaccine contains only so many strains of the flu. So inevitably, some of the folks who get the shot will still get sick from a strain of the flu for which they have not been inoculated.

I don't recall ever getting a flu shot in my life.

I had one once and I got sicker than not getting one.

*eats pie*

You, sir, are clearly the smartest one here.

Well that settles it then. You should get that published so everyone can stop wasting their time getting flu shots.

Hey, it may work for a lot of people just not me, the elder.

I had never gotten one before, and never gotten the flu (my brother did once), but it was free at work so I figure "why not?"

Why not: I immediately got sick for a week, and felt like shit for another week after it. I could barely make it to work the first week.
Last flu shot I'm ever getting.

A+! Go team!

Never had one. Don't plan to get one. I'm pretty healthy. My body can probably handle the flu.

Well unless you're under 2 or older than... well unless you're really old you'll be fine with the flu.

I wonder if you are, say, a magician or "time wizard" and are both under 2 and over 80 that if they cancel each other out.

Okay what? Time to go to sleep.

Exactly. It will really suck if I get the flu and I'll probably feel like shit but I'm not going to do. A flu shot is completely unnecessary. I don't know why perfectly healthy people outside of the target range for the shot are so freaked out about not having them.