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American_XILE

american_Xile

Oklahoma City, OK
August 2005

NOV 17, 2007 09:28 AM

Davey_Phoenix said:
pfft...ashes. No biggie. Its running, filtered water full of chemicals. Now when people start droping dead babies in the flum ride...thats a story!

Imagine if you will, hitting that big splash, and instead of a lap full of water you got a lap full of dead new borns.



surreal So Disturbing. Where can I get in line for this ride?? skull

Yuriel

Yuriel

I'm lost
January 2004

NOV 17, 2007 09:31 AM

Fuck this noise. Send my cremated defective useless carcass into outer space.

That's right. Outer space. Yes I know it's a vacuum and that I'd be disintegrated in planetary orbit or similar in moments, hell launch me on a probe to Mars or Saturn or something....


.... an eternity rotting in Disney....

Urgh I'm suddenly cringing.
EL SUICIDO LOCO

TheCoolerKing

TheCoolerKing

NEWSWIRE

Los Angeles, CA

NOV 17, 2007 10:54 AM

Toku666 said:
TheCoolerKing said:

TheCoolerKing knows you're going to call him crazy, but he doesn't care. On his last visit to the Haunted Mansion, towards the end of the ride, he believes he witnessed a grim spectre appear in the cart alongside him. He's never told this to another soul...


Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuude!

You too?

surreal


Thank heavens I'm not alone!

legman

legman

Portland, OR
February 2006

NOV 17, 2007 01:57 PM

Davey_Phoenix said:
pfft...ashes. No biggie. Its running, filtered water full of chemicals. Now when people start droping dead babies in the flum ride...thats a story!

Imagine if you will, hitting that big splash, and instead of a lap full of water you got a lap full of dead new borns.




The bloody afterbirth and fetus water ride!!

Drake

Drake

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

NOV 17, 2007 02:11 PM

I want my remains to be floated down "It's a Small World" in a flaming longboat.

PaulNikon

PaulNikon

Palm Bay, FL
February 2003

NOV 17, 2007 04:28 PM

Drake said:
I want my remains to be floated down "It's a Small World" in a flaming longboat.




I love that.

emotedcreations

emotedcreations

Germany
July 2006

NOV 18, 2007 01:01 AM

That's a step above calling PETA and urging them to rescue the flying elephants you spotted being forced to carry children around in a circle all day.


I lOled...

TheCoolerKing

TheCoolerKing

NEWSWIRE

Los Angeles, CA

NOV 18, 2007 01:50 AM

emotedcreations said:

That's a step above calling PETA and urging them to rescue the flying elephants you spotted being forced to carry children around in a circle all day.


I lOled...


Finally!

See, we're not that different, you and I...

emotedcreations

emotedcreations

Germany
July 2006

NOV 18, 2007 02:40 AM

TheCoolerKing said:

emotedcreations said:

That's a step above calling PETA and urging them to rescue the flying elephants you spotted being forced to carry children around in a circle all day.


I lOled...


Finally!

See, we're not that different, you and I...

I actually thought this one was pretty damn funny. wink

PoorJohnnyRay

PoorJohnnyRay

Austin, TX
August 2007

NOV 18, 2007 07:38 AM

Dovanna said:
Pft, people don't get cremated at Disneyland! They get frozen and stored next to good ol' Walt!

I mean... duh people! whatever



if he isnt a popsicle, cremation was good enough for him, Ive seen the garden where supposedly was interred after cremation

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