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Epinephrinaut

Epinephrinaut

I'm lost
October 2007

NOV 04, 2007 05:21 PM

I'm wondering if this craving for "what's next" is just some generic novelty-seeking impulse that could just as easily be channeled toward new music, new art, new technology, or new drugs, it's just that some people waste it entirely on porn.

Peaceflag2007

Peaceflag2007

I'm lost
September 2007

NOV 04, 2007 11:02 PM

I want to pay a stripper to put on clothing, give me a hug and read a script I'll have written on a scrap of paper.

"Hello Phil. I want you to know that I accept you, just the way you are. You are a good person and you are not alone. There is no reason to be depressed. You are loved. I am a person with complex emotions and I know how difficult life can get. Hang in there. "

How much do you think THAT would cost??

scylis

scylis

Anchorage, AK
November 2004

NOV 05, 2007 01:16 AM

well, at least there wasn't any giant lizards...

i blame America's horrendously short attention span. this stupid idea (which tends to be true for us Yanks, unfortunately) that if someone's already done it, it's boring and not worth paying attention to. but just because i haven't seen a midget vomit into the gaping snatch of an over-used pornstarlet while an albino nearly asphyxiates her by shoving his pale, malformed fist down her throat causing her to spew shit all over a pair of boyish lesbians eating each other out while covered in strawberry preserves doesn't mean that it's the next great thing in porn or that i'll even think about touching my penis in any way.

Adamus76

Adamus76

Netherlands
July 2007

NOV 05, 2007 03:09 AM

What you write about is one of the reasons I stopped watching porn. SG is as explicit as I watch these days. And I feel better, unburdened. Less dirty.

ValCapone

ValCapone

Montreal, QC
June 2005

NOV 05, 2007 11:00 AM

An excellent Hangover, Mr. Ellis. I've been wondering what kind of sickos enjoyed the Donkey Punch, and how I could maybe entrap them with a helmet that shoots spikes out of it when punched...

Jennifer_

Jennifer_

Venezuela
November 2006

NOV 05, 2007 03:57 PM

Zoetica said:
It just so happens that I'd love to watch some alien porn. Provided they were real aliens.


I agree, but they'd have to be interesting aliens. They don't have to be sexy, but I wouldn't want any of this single-celled nonsense.

stuck_e

stuck_e

Norcross, GA
February 2006

NOV 07, 2007 06:15 AM

scylis said:
well, at least there wasn't any giant lizards...

i blame America's horrendously short attention span. this stupid idea (which tends to be true for us Yanks, unfortunately) that if someone's already done it, it's boring and not worth paying attention to. but just because i haven't seen a midget vomit into the gaping snatch of an over-used pornstarlet while an albino nearly asphyxiates her by shoving his pale, malformed fist down her throat causing her to spew shit all over a pair of boyish lesbians eating each other out while covered in strawberry preserves doesn't mean that it's the next great thing in porn or that i'll even think about touching my penis in any way.



Actually, I just saw this one last night and it was GREAT!

Stuck_e ooo aaa puke

KMFCM

KMFCM

Peekskill, NY
September 2002

NOV 23, 2007 01:18 PM

dorklord said:
I saw this one clip with coprophagia and vomiting.




lemme guess
"two girls, one cup"?

you were tricked into watching it by someone on a message board, right??!?

that's been happening to everyone

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