NEWS: The Sunday Hangover with Warren Ellis

I'm wondering if this craving for "what's next" is just some generic novelty-seeking impulse that could just as easily be channeled toward new music, new art, new technology, or new drugs, it's just that some people waste it entirely on porn.

I want to pay a stripper to put on clothing, give me a hug and read a script I'll have written on a scrap of paper.

"Hello Phil. I want you to know that I accept you, just the way you are. You are a good person and you are not alone. There is no reason to be depressed. You are loved. I am a person with complex emotions and I know how difficult life can get. Hang in there. "

How much do you think THAT would cost??

well, at least there wasn't any giant lizards...

i blame America's horrendously short attention span. this stupid idea (which tends to be true for us Yanks, unfortunately) that if someone's already done it, it's boring and not worth paying attention to. but just because i haven't seen a midget vomit into the gaping snatch of an over-used pornstarlet while an albino nearly asphyxiates her by shoving his pale, malformed fist down her throat causing her to spew shit all over a pair of boyish lesbians eating each other out while covered in strawberry preserves doesn't mean that it's the next great thing in porn or that i'll even think about touching my penis in any way.

What you write about is one of the reasons I stopped watching porn. SG is as explicit as I watch these days. And I feel better, unburdened. Less dirty.

An excellent Hangover, Mr. Ellis. I've been wondering what kind of sickos enjoyed the Donkey Punch, and how I could maybe entrap them with a helmet that shoots spikes out of it when punched...

I agree, but they'd have to be interesting aliens. They don't have to be sexy, but I wouldn't want any of this single-celled nonsense.

Actually, I just saw this one last night and it was GREAT!

Stuck_e

lemme guess
"two girls, one cup"?

you were tricked into watching it by someone on a message board, right??!?

that's been happening to everyone