Star Wars crap not related to prequals...

As shitty as it sounds, everyone gets something they dont want for Christmas. Relatives are completely reliable when it comes to following wrong gift protocol. Even if they somehow succeeded in getting me a toy in my favorite subject, Star Wars, they totally blew it. What's the crappiest Star Wars character you ever had a toy for? And the prequals don't count because it's a well known fact that everyone in those movies are fucking stupid. The reason I thought of this was because I was going through some old stuff and found this guy:



Fuck you, Lobot. I can't believe I still have you and not any of the other kick ass guys from my youth.

i still have general madine, who came with a real exciting pointer weapon, as if he were giving powerpoint presentations a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.

he sucks, almost as bad as the imperial dignitary.

i remember looking through the toy aisles when i had outgrown star wars figures, and seeing all the badass ones kenner came out with towards the end of the line, like han solo in carbonite and luke in stormtrooper disguise... it's really too bad i never picked them up, since they are some of the most sought after figs today.

-bobby

hahahahahahahahahahahaha....jesus i couldnt stop laughing for like ten minutes when i read that.

the funny part is how lobot is all "you talkin' to me?" in that picture. his badassness was overshadowed by lando calrissian's with the denizens of cloud city.

-bobby

Agreed. I had no idea Lobot had the thousand yard stare since he was always standing behind a head fully decked out in "Sportin' Waves" hair sheen.

admit it.. this is a geek test isn't!

man, i had the big ATAT (4 leg imperial walker from Empire, for those less dorky people out there) that walked by itself with batteries, and my mom sold it at a garage sale for FIVE DOLLARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
needless to say, i was mortified. the only original figure i have left is a Lando with no legs (serves him right)
i gues the lamest i ever had was Grand Moff Tarkin

only thing i had was Star Wars comic books.... and my mom threw them away because she decided -at my ripe young prior-to-preteen age- that i was too old for comic books...

thanks mom. i still miss them. *sniff*

I still have most of my old ones including an original Millenium Falcon and Slave 1 although where the hell my Han frozen in carbonite is i have no idea

I have at least five of those dumbass "Gonk" things. yet all my decent guys are gone gone gone.


So annoyed at myself for melting Han's head when I was a kid.

the only toy i still have is the rancor creature keeper from rotj. remember him? that fat old guy who was crying when luke killed the rancor.

but my neighbor just found a bunch of old vehicles in the dumpster....lucky fuck.

of all the bounty hunters i get bossk and dengar.

no boba fett, no ig-88.

thanks santa, i mean mom, i mean satan.

i always wanted an ATAT.....

What's Star Wars?

A local mom and pop franchise that grew to national recognition only to crumble under the weight of it's own crapulence. Lobot was there. He saw it all with his male pattern baldness cybernetic implant.

All I had was the goddamn lousy Seethreepio action figure that fell apart. I hate threepio. grr.

i have an old school lobot action figure on a shelf holding a valentines card with lando on it given to me back in the day.
i gotta give props to lobot!!