moderncutthroat said:
Didn't think the news section was for ranting about whatever you deem fit.
Now you know.
P.S. I think reprobate might be in love with you. I know it sounds like a slam but I'm totally serious.
I know. He's like a sad little stalker guy. At this point it has passed pathetic and moved to a place where we should be concerned about his mental health.
And he's raising a kid. Poor bastard. Rarely do I think abortion is the answer.
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boygriv
Arcata, CA
December 2006
OCT 24, 2007 11:14 PM
"Did Will discover that we were all descended from slugs? Is that the secret he swore to keep, in exchange for a career saying, "Oh, hell no.""
It's "Oh hell, NAH!" JERK! NOW GET IT RIGHT OR PAY THE PRICE!
he just name-dropped doc martens on the oprah episode of fresh prince. it was like that time that someone from saved by the bell had a misfits poster on their bedroom wall.
Oh jeez, if you watch any of those older shows on Deja-Vu or TV Tropolis you see all kinds of old posters, or band names dropped, or clothing styles... it's freaking hilarious!
Yeah, shut-up, I'm on mat leave and don't have much to do with my time. Plus, there aren't any good sitcoms anymore
boygriv said:
"Did Will discover that we were all descended from slugs? Is that the secret he swore to keep, in exchange for a career saying, "Oh, hell no.""
It's "Oh hell, NAH!" JERK! NOW GET IT RIGHT OR PAY THE PRICE!
*does anybody know where THAT is from?*
Camp Aniwana we hold you in our hearts and when we think about you...
I questioned the choice of Will Smith in I am Legend and my friend accused me of being racist. all I can say is couldn't they have made a better choice for the last man on earth I mean there are alot of other actors I could see playing the part and Will Smith was not the first to jump to mind.
moderncutthroat said:
Didn't think the news section was for ranting about whatever you deem fit.
Now you know.
P.S. I think reprobate might be in love with you. I know it sounds like a slam but I'm totally serious.
I know. He's like a sad little stalker guy. At this point it has passed pathetic and moved to a place where we should be concerned about his mental health.
And he's raising a kid. Poor bastard. Rarely do I think abortion is the answer.
Hey, cheap shot from the pathetically uneducated. Quelle surprise. Look forward to seeing you on VH1 bitching about the more talented. Maybe you'll meet someone who recognizes your genius the next time through rehab.
ALL THE PRESIDENT'S MEN
Bernstein, Carl/Woodard, Bob
AMADEUS
Shaffer, Peter
THE ANDROMEDA STRAIN
Crichton, Michael
APOCALYPSE NOW
Conrad, Joseph (Book titled HEART OF DARKNESS)
BELOVED
Morrison, Toni
BEN-HUR
Wallace, Lew
THE BIG SLEEP
Chandler, Raymond
BLADERUNNER
Dick, Philip K.
BORN FREE
Adamson, Joy
BORN ON THE FOURTH OF JULY
Kovic, Ron
BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY'S
Capote, Truamn
BRIDGE ON THE RIVER KWAI
Boulle, Pierre
BRIDGES OF MADISON COUNTY
Waller, Robert James
CALL OF THE WILD
London, Jack
CAMELOT
White, T.H.
CANNERY ROW
Steinbeck, John
CAPE FEAR
MadDonald, John D.
CARRIE
King, Stephen
CATCH-22
Heller, Joseph
CLEAR AND PRESENT DANGER
Clancy, Tom
CLOCKWORK ORANGE
Burgess, Anthony
THE COLOR PURPLE
Walker, Alice
DEATH OF A SALESMAN
Miller, Arthur
DIE HARD
Thorp, Roderick
DOCTOR ZHIVAGO
Pasternak, Borisr
DRACULA
Stoker, Bram
EAST OF EDEN
Steinbeck, John
THE EXORCIST
Blatty, William
FAHRENHEIT 451
Bradbury, Ray
FIELD OF DREAMS
Kinsella, W. P.
FRANKENSTEIN
Shelley, Mary
FROM HERE TO ETERNITY
Jones, James
GETTYSBURG
Shaara, Michael (Book titled THE KILLER ANGELS)
GLENGARRY GLEN ROSS
Mamet, David
THE GODFATHER
Puzo, Mario
GOLDFINGER
Fleming, Ian
GONE WITH THE WIND
Mitchell, Margaret
THE GRADUATE
Webb, Charles
THE GRAPES OF WRATH
Steinbeck, John
THE GREAT ESCAPE
Brickhill, Paul
GREAT EXPECTATIONS
Dickens, Charles
GREAT TRAIN ROBBERY
Crichton, Michael
THE HOBBIT
Tolkien, J. R. R.
HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER
Clancy, Tom
I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER
Duncan, Lois
IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE
Stern, Philip Van Doren
JAWS
Benchley, Peter
THE KILLING FIELDS
Schanberg, Sidney
THE KING AND I
Landon, Margaret
KRAMER VS. KRAMER
Corman, Avery
L.A. CONFIDENTIAL
Ellroy, James
LAWRENCE OF ARABIA
Lawrence, T.E.
LES MISERABLES
Hugo, Victor
LITTLE BIG MAN
Berger, Thomas
LITTLE WOMEN
Alcott, Louisa May
LOLITA
Nabokov, Vladimir
THE LONG, HOT SUMMER
Faulkner, William
THE LORD OF THE FLIES
Golding, William
THE MAN WHO BE KING
Kipling, Rudyard
THE MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE
Condon, Richard
MIDNIGHT COWBOY
Herlihy, James
THE NATURAL
Malamud, Bernard
THE OLD MAN AND THE SEA
Hemingway, Ernest
ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST
Kesey, Ken
ORDINARY PEOPLE
Guest, Judith
OUT OF AFRICA
Dinesen, Isak
OUT OF SIGHT
Leonard, Elmore
THE OUTSIDERS
S.E. Hinton
PATRIOT GAMES
Clancy, Tom
PLANET OF THE APES
Boulle, Pierre
PSYCHO
Bloch, Robert
PRIDE AND PREJUDICE
Austen, Jane
THE PRINCESS BRIDE
Goldman, William
THE REMAINS OF THE DAY
Ishiguro, Kazuo
THE RIGHT STUFF
Wolfe, Tom
A RIVER RUNS THROUGH IT
Maclean, Norman
A ROOM WITH A VIEW
Forester, E. M.
ROOTS
Haley, Alex
ROSEMARY'S BABY
Levin, Ira
SCHINDLER'S LIST
Keneally, Thomas
THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION
King, Stephen
THE SHINING
King, Stephen
SHOGUN
Clavell, James
SILENCE OF THE LAMBS
Harris, Thomas
A SIMPLE PLAN
Smith, Scott
SOPHIE'S CHOICE
Styron, William
SPARTACUS
Fast, Howard
THE STAND
King, Stephen
STAND BY ME
King, Stephen (book titled THE BODY)
STREETCAR NAMED DESIRE
Williams, Tennessee
THE SWEET HEREAFTER
Banks, Russell
TERMS OF ENDEARMENT
McMurtry, Henry
THE THIN RED LINE
Jones, James
THE THORN BIRDS
McCullough, Colleen
THE THREE MUSKETEERS
Dumas, Alexandre
TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD
Lee, Harper
TOTAL RECALL
Anthony, Piers
A TREE GROWS IN BROOKLYN
Smith, Betty
TRUE GRIT
Portis, Charles
THE WAR OF THE WORLDS
Wells, H. G.
WE CAN REMEMBER IT FOR YOU WHOLESALE
Phillip K. Dick
WHO'S AFRAID OF VIRGINIA WOOLF?
Albee, Edward
You have been not just owned, but destroyed.
While I agree with you, many of those are really crappy examples. They are either bad books or bad movies or both. The list has I Know What You Did Last Summer on it......how am I supposed to take that seriously?
I know this may seem silly, but I've noticed quite a few people talking about Will Smith being in the movie I Am Legend, and I just wonder - don't you think maybe you should reserve judgement until you've seen the movie? There have been a bunch of movies where I've been surprised with the casting, and yet it ends up working.
Just my 2 cents. Dammit, I used to have a cents button on my keyboard, and my new one doesn't have it.
SonOfAPunk said:
Why is this in News of all places... Usually when people take a dig at someone in this section, it's because the victim is victimizing someone else with some shitty new movie or a plague of a song...
This just came out of nowhere.
And for the record, Will Smith is fucking rad. He's funny. He's witty. He's got his head about him, and he knows how to entertain. Sure, he's not the greatest actor or the best comedian. But the fucker's gotta be coming up to his second decade in the spotlight. That has to stand for something. He can hold his own.
Before him, the "loud-mouthed black comedian" pool was practically empty. He practically paved that way...
Say what you want, I Am Legend is going to be a really fun movie...
If you're really so upset that a favourite book of yours is going to be shat all over, either stop watching movies, or stop reading books. I don't know how old you are, but I'm sure you've noticed that there's no such thing as a "good" movie that has been based off a book.
Well, at least that's what all the nerds who read books say.
(Note: Fight Club was fucking sweet and Palahniuck himself said he liked the movie version better, haha...)
I hate to repeat myself, but in short: Stop expecting things, and learn to enjoy them. Otherwise you'll live a life full of disappointment... Aaaaand internet complaints...
actually LotR and the Chronicles of Narnia were both done quite nicely when compared to the books.
SonOfAPunk said:
Why is this in News of all places... Usually when people take a dig at someone in this section, it's because the victim is victimizing someone else with some shitty new movie or a plague of a song...
This just came out of nowhere.
And for the record, Will Smith is fucking rad. He's funny. He's witty. He's got his head about him, and he knows how to entertain. Sure, he's not the greatest actor or the best comedian. But the fucker's gotta be coming up to his second decade in the spotlight. That has to stand for something. He can hold his own.
Before him, the "loud-mouthed black comedian" pool was practically empty. He practically paved that way...
Say what you want, I Am Legend is going to be a really fun movie...
If you're really so upset that a favourite book of yours is going to be shat all over, either stop watching movies, or stop reading books. I don't know how old you are, but I'm sure you've noticed that there's no such thing as a "good" movie that has been based off a book.
Well, at least that's what all the nerds who read books say.
(Note: Fight Club was fucking sweet and Palahniuck himself said he liked the movie version better, haha...)
I hate to repeat myself, but in short: Stop expecting things, and learn to enjoy them. Otherwise you'll live a life full of disappointment... Aaaaand internet complaints...
I'm going to go ahead and claim this is the stupidest post I have ever seen on this site. For so many reasons it is insane.
If you think Will Smith is "funny" and "rad" I'd like to introduce you to some tapes of guys named Richard Pryor and Dick Gregory.
He is coming up on his "second decade" of success because Hollywood is full of morons, not because of a shred of talent.
If you think he "paved the way" for "loud mouthed black comedians" I would like to introduce you to some black friends of mine here in Hollywood who would love to kick your ignorant teeth in.
"Good movie has never base on a book?" Really?
Hold on to your stupid anus before you open this:
ALL THE PRESIDENT'S MEN
Bernstein, Carl/Woodard, Bob
AMADEUS
Shaffer, Peter
THE ANDROMEDA STRAIN
Crichton, Michael
APOCALYPSE NOW
Conrad, Joseph (Book titled HEART OF DARKNESS)
BELOVED
Morrison, Toni
BEN-HUR
Wallace, Lew
THE BIG SLEEP
Chandler, Raymond
BLADERUNNER
Dick, Philip K.
BORN FREE
Adamson, Joy
BORN ON THE FOURTH OF JULY
Kovic, Ron
BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY'S
Capote, Truamn
BRIDGE ON THE RIVER KWAI
Boulle, Pierre
BRIDGES OF MADISON COUNTY
Waller, Robert James
CALL OF THE WILD
London, Jack
CAMELOT
White, T.H.
CANNERY ROW
Steinbeck, John
CAPE FEAR
MadDonald, John D.
CARRIE
King, Stephen
CATCH-22
Heller, Joseph
CLEAR AND PRESENT DANGER
Clancy, Tom
CLOCKWORK ORANGE
Burgess, Anthony
THE COLOR PURPLE
Walker, Alice
DEATH OF A SALESMAN
Miller, Arthur
DIE HARD
Thorp, Roderick
DOCTOR ZHIVAGO
Pasternak, Borisr
DRACULA
Stoker, Bram
EAST OF EDEN
Steinbeck, John
THE EXORCIST
Blatty, William
FAHRENHEIT 451
Bradbury, Ray
FIELD OF DREAMS
Kinsella, W. P.
FRANKENSTEIN
Shelley, Mary
FROM HERE TO ETERNITY
Jones, James
GETTYSBURG
Shaara, Michael (Book titled THE KILLER ANGELS)
GLENGARRY GLEN ROSS
Mamet, David
THE GODFATHER
Puzo, Mario
GOLDFINGER
Fleming, Ian
GONE WITH THE WIND
Mitchell, Margaret
THE GRADUATE
Webb, Charles
THE GRAPES OF WRATH
Steinbeck, John
THE GREAT ESCAPE
Brickhill, Paul
GREAT EXPECTATIONS
Dickens, Charles
GREAT TRAIN ROBBERY
Crichton, Michael
THE HOBBIT
Tolkien, J. R. R.
HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER
Clancy, Tom
I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER
Duncan, Lois
IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE
Stern, Philip Van Doren
JAWS
Benchley, Peter
THE KILLING FIELDS
Schanberg, Sidney
THE KING AND I
Landon, Margaret
KRAMER VS. KRAMER
Corman, Avery
L.A. CONFIDENTIAL
Ellroy, James
LAWRENCE OF ARABIA
Lawrence, T.E.
LES MISERABLES
Hugo, Victor
LITTLE BIG MAN
Berger, Thomas
LITTLE WOMEN
Alcott, Louisa May
LOLITA
Nabokov, Vladimir
THE LONG, HOT SUMMER
Faulkner, William
THE LORD OF THE FLIES
Golding, William
THE MAN WHO BE KING
Kipling, Rudyard
THE MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE
Condon, Richard
MIDNIGHT COWBOY
Herlihy, James
THE NATURAL
Malamud, Bernard
THE OLD MAN AND THE SEA
Hemingway, Ernest
ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST
Kesey, Ken
ORDINARY PEOPLE
Guest, Judith
OUT OF AFRICA
Dinesen, Isak
OUT OF SIGHT
Leonard, Elmore
THE OUTSIDERS
S.E. Hinton
PATRIOT GAMES
Clancy, Tom
PLANET OF THE APES
Boulle, Pierre
PSYCHO
Bloch, Robert
PRIDE AND PREJUDICE
Austen, Jane
THE PRINCESS BRIDE
Goldman, William
THE REMAINS OF THE DAY
Ishiguro, Kazuo
THE RIGHT STUFF
Wolfe, Tom
A RIVER RUNS THROUGH IT
Maclean, Norman
A ROOM WITH A VIEW
Forester, E. M.
ROOTS
Haley, Alex
ROSEMARY'S BABY
Levin, Ira
SCHINDLER'S LIST
Keneally, Thomas
THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION
King, Stephen
THE SHINING
King, Stephen
SHOGUN
Clavell, James
SILENCE OF THE LAMBS
Harris, Thomas
A SIMPLE PLAN
Smith, Scott
SOPHIE'S CHOICE
Styron, William
SPARTACUS
Fast, Howard
THE STAND
King, Stephen
STAND BY ME
King, Stephen (book titled THE BODY)
STREETCAR NAMED DESIRE
Williams, Tennessee
THE SWEET HEREAFTER
Banks, Russell
TERMS OF ENDEARMENT
McMurtry, Henry
THE THIN RED LINE
Jones, James
THE THORN BIRDS
McCullough, Colleen
THE THREE MUSKETEERS
Dumas, Alexandre
TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD
Lee, Harper
TOTAL RECALL
Anthony, Piers
A TREE GROWS IN BROOKLYN
Smith, Betty
TRUE GRIT
Portis, Charles
THE WAR OF THE WORLDS
Wells, H. G.
WE CAN REMEMBER IT FOR YOU WHOLESALE
Phillip K. Dick
WHO'S AFRAID OF VIRGINIA WOOLF?
Albee, Edward
You have been not just owned, but destroyed.
As for your list of books... Matter of opinion.
And you won't see me post said opinion in News, either.
And I guess I should have specified, that he paved the way for what we know as the "loud-mouthed black comedian for my generation".
You're taking yourself way too fucking seriously here. Haha. Come on. It's all a matter of opinion, and you spent this much time on a list of books... That I can't even begin to take seriously for many, many examples...
Oh, and what I find ridiculously funny, is you ended your post with...
You have been not just owned, but destroyed.
Hahaha! The first thing that came to mind was that skit on The Chapelle Show, where some random guy is freestyling ever-so-terribly, ends with "Oops, Pow, Surprise!" And then, either in an act of sheer desperation, or terrible judgement, he follows up with a nice fat "Ooooooooohhhhhh!" as if he just discovered he has the ability to shoot lasers from his fucking eyes.
Hehe. Just kind of suiting, seeing as we're all discussing loud-mouthed black comedians.
TheCoolerKing
NEWSWIRE
Los Angeles, CA
OCT 24, 2007 02:39 PM