Hot Pockets

I felt it was my duty to draw a little attention away from my 'other' post

discuss.

oh god cheeseburger....you disgusting human being. what happened to old fashion pepperoni pizza.

Agreed- just what I wanted to see with a raging hangover.

Great...I was just going to go fix myself a snack. How the hell am I supposed to eat after seeing that?? Seriously??

GIS for hot pockets

Oh man.
The pepperoni pizza ones are the best ever.
I know how bad they are for me,but they taste so darn good.

ham and cheese hot pockets are the stuff of legend
"try the hot pockets they're delicious" -Dr. Evil

350-400 Calories per Hot Pocket can't be wrong! Ahh, quick'n'easy microwave food. *runs to Meijer for the Meijer Hot Pocket-like things*

i would eat it.

WHATYA GONNA PICK?

HOT POCKETS!

i can't get the fucking song out of my head now.

ugh

as a kid i had to eat tons of that sorta stuff, since my stepmonster couldn't cook anything. she still keeps CASES of them in the freezer. I refuse to touch them. any of them. I am immoraly opposed to the microwave.

Hot Pockets are so corporate...they're only for FAKE punks and goths.

I DID!!

Does "1,001 Totally Gross Jokes" count?

WHY WHY MUST YOU SPREAD THAT DISEASE!!!!
MY Mind is going to blow up now...

A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty little fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poot. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the women's feet, and said in a rather stern voice, "Ginger!" The woman thought, "this is great!" and a big smile came across her face. A couple minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip. The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "dammit Ginger!" Once again the woman smiled and thought, "yes!" A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip. This time she didn't even think about it. She let rip with a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing. Again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, "dammit Ginger, get away from her before she shits on you!"

I LOVE Hot Pockets! Esp. Pepperoni pizza flavored. They rock. Now, I'm hungry.

They're a ripoff unless they're on sale.

Me cheap.

you know what song is way worse? the Bagel Bites theme song.

pizza in the mornin, pizza in the evenin, pizza at suppertime. when pizza's on a bagel you can eat pizza anytime.