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JohnnyForeigner

JohnnyForeigner

United Kingdom
July 2003

SEP 09, 2003 03:44 PM

Ultimate way to kill yourself, according to Chris Morris:

1. Get a very long rope.
2. Tie it round a lamp post.
3. Feed it through the sun roof of a car.
4. Get in the car, fasten the rope around your neck.
5. Drive as fast as you can.

The only down-side is apparently you need an assistant to stop the car afterwards.

Enzo525

Enzo525

Edmonds, WA
March 2003

SEP 09, 2003 03:55 PM

Send me out amongst the stars of, Jupiter and Mars. Yeah, an eternal space walk would be cool. Run out of air, and just keep drifting. Maybe have some LSD on board. Nothing sad and depressing, but peaceful.

Since I couldn't afford such a suicide, I'd have to blow my brains out.

capguncrimespree

capguncrimespree

Los Angeles, CA
June 2003

SEP 09, 2003 04:15 PM

There was a thread like this on another board I read and the guy actually ended up killing himself on web cam. That was an intresting night.

a548456

a548456

United Kingdom
OLD SKOOL

SEP 09, 2003 04:26 PM

I can't think of any circumstances that would make me actually kill myself, but if I was going to, I'd probably jump from a very tall building wearing a spiderman costume so the people that had to clear up the mess at least got a laugh out of it.
Spike

_Sarah_

_Sarah_

Kalamazoo, MI
January 2003

SEP 09, 2003 05:05 PM

Gun in mouth pointed directly at brain to avoid a chance of missing.

It doesn't give you time to think twice (like with pills, bleeding, and jumping), and it's pretty hard to mess up if done properly (unlike a lot of attempted self-hangings that end up as slow suffocation).

Zork

Zork

Victoria, BC
August 2003

SEP 09, 2003 06:39 PM

As several people have mentioned, it's kind of inconsiderate to leave a big mess behind for others to clean up. So just vanishing into the forest, then (say) jumping into a deep ravine or something, is good: doesn't leave a mess for anybody... doesn't leave anything that anybody will find (you don't tell anybody where you're going, so chances of somebody stumbling across the remains are close to zero). On the other hand, you don't want to leave people in uncertainty... so just before you go, you send a letter saying what you're doing, so nobody will be left in doubt.

Of course, this still leaves the exact means open...

I find the idea of the motorcycle-into-the-concrete-pillar somehow romantic, but what a waste of a good bike...

Probably the bullet to the head is better... at least somebody can clean the rifle and re-use it. Got to think ecologically, now... smile

Asha

Asha

SUICIDEGIRL

United Kingdom

SEP 09, 2003 06:58 PM

something easy and painless....pills and alcohol, car exhaust, gas.

i wouldn't ever do it though.

tongue

oh yeah, I realised last night I would hate to die on the toilet. I have a tummy bug and it meant that I had the longest and most painful poo of my entire life. I was actually out of breath afterwards...I wonder if it is possible to die due to poo?!! (suppose you could have a brain hemorrage or similar!)

RumpusParable

RumpusParable

Copperas Cove, TX
April 2003

SEP 09, 2003 07:17 PM

Zork, i'm sorry, but that's not what i wanna find during my next camping trip.....

fuck up some boy scouts for life, though...

Zork

Zork

Victoria, BC
August 2003

SEP 09, 2003 08:13 PM

RumpusParable said:
Zork, i'm sorry, but that's not what i wanna find during my next camping trip.....

fuck up some boy scouts for life, though...



While fucking up boy scouts is probably always a good thing, the intent of my post was to suggest that you do it in such a way that the remains are not found. I don't know where you are (geographically), but around here there are *lots* of places to off one's self which would (with high probability) never be found. Not for decades, anyway... and then it'll be a nice little mystery for the scouts... (whose skull *is* this? smile)

askthedust

askthedust

Saint Paul, MN
July 2003

SEP 09, 2003 08:53 PM

Lolita said:
I would go back to the club I used to work at stripping and shoot myself with a shotgun on stage with the beach boys' playing ona busy friday night, that way they would all think of me everytime they heard the beach boys. shocked



We have a winnar!

Mine would involve razors and bath water. I'd be just like Natalie Portman in Heat. Al Pacino would rescue me at the last moment, but it'd be too late. It'd be fucking awesome.

terdfergison

terdfergison

Amherst, MA
March 2003

SEP 09, 2003 08:57 PM

i said this before but it's sooo awesome i'll say it again. strap a pound or two of C-4 to your chest. run into a mall or something and scream, "i have to shit so bad i'm gonna explode." go to a bathroom, still screaming the afore mentioned phrase. explode. awesome.

[Edited on Sep 09, 2003 by terdfergison]

slowtostanding

slowtostanding

Richmond, VA
September 2003

SEP 09, 2003 09:38 PM

RumpusParable said:
Zork, i'm sorry, but that's not what i wanna find during my next camping trip.....

fuck up some boy scouts for life, though...



stand. by. me.

haha.. not boy scouts.. but umm close enough.

Asha

Asha

SUICIDEGIRL

United Kingdom

SEP 10, 2003 06:15 AM

how bout just being locked in a room with Wolverine anyway....oh wait....biggrin

that goes under my fantasies now!

Vasudeva

vasudeva

I'm lost
June 2003

SEP 10, 2003 06:46 AM

Anyway would work for me... as long as it would actually work!

Just seven more years... then BOOM!

krustilina

krustilina

San Jose, CA
August 2003

SEP 11, 2003 02:56 AM

Razors to the wrists, no wait that's too trendy, and I hate drugs. I'd hang myself, I guess. I wouldn't know how to though.

inept

inept

United Kingdom
August 2003

SEP 12, 2003 12:19 PM

Walk into the most packed, roughest biker bar you can find and mutter something about a bunch of inbred goat fuckers.,

themadking

themadking

Kansas City, MO
January 2003

SEP 12, 2003 01:26 PM

Razors pain you, rivers are damp;
Acids stain you and drugs cause cramps;
Guns aren't lawful, nooses give;
Gas smells awful, so...

Jump off a very tall building.

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