What do you want on your tombstone?

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I won't have a tombstone. I have secured funds in an offshore account...in a country with liberal laws regarding the dead....to ensure that my final wishes will be honored. I want my corpse shot out of a cannon.....into the sea. Not my ashes....my un-embalmed corpse. Stuffed into a cannon...and shot into the sea....red mist & all.

And - I will toast and drink Jameson and REAL guinness. Maybe a gansett too.......

I want a Big Red Button placed on top of it and the text below to read;
"To start Zombie Appocalyse press here."

A huge, ass smiley face.

And a picture of me mooning a camera on the back side.

Is it wanky to have D.H Lawrencre on your tombstone? Probably. But if not, I'd have:

"...When genuine passion moves you, say what you've got to say, and say it hot."

This.

I don't want 1. It's just a rock with letters on it which will eventually turn to dust. Instead I was to be cremated and shot into space so I can find dark matter and other mysterious things floating in the dark blue sea.

"FRONT TOWARDS ENEMY"

Same thing my grandma has on hers.

"Smile"

+1,000,000

Oh shit,...im dead!

"I came, I saw...I should have zigged when I zagged"

Suck it, meatbags!

"Who?"

I don't want to be buried. I want to be burned in a funeral pyre.