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PointBlank

PointBlank

New York, NY
November 2004

SEP 30, 2007 02:20 PM

Gillionaire said:

PointBlank said:
Making fun of Paris Hilton is very hard. Until now, I'd never heard anyone do it.

Way to go, Dave.



Well, most people don't do it right to her face, though. So I think he deserves some credit.



Not that impressive. Now that she's a universal punching bag, he piles on as well, but waited until now to do it. How many times has he had her on the show?

Funny for a lame, "used to be funny" sort of guy, but not really funny.

legman

legman

Portland, OR
February 2006

SEP 30, 2007 02:46 PM

hahaha! biggrin

Gringo

Gringo

Spokane, WA
May 2006

SEP 30, 2007 04:41 PM

I thought Paris Hilton's "That's hot" line was one of the most stupid, over-played, repetitive things I've heard......until I saw David's stupid, over-played, repetitive attempt at a funny interview.

Gringo

Gringo

Spokane, WA
May 2006

SEP 30, 2007 04:41 PM

EDIT

I see SG still hasn't fixed the double post bug.

Taxidermyd

Taxidermyd

Los Angeles, CA
February 2007

SEP 30, 2007 06:23 PM

I was at a private party here in LA and Paris tried to have her bodyguard remove all the women from the bathroom so she could use it alone. This caused a tiny scene, so the manager of the place came over and told her she could not do that and please refrain from having the male bodyguard venture in to the women's facilities. She argued a bit and then succumbed and used the toilet like everyone else, though in my mind I imagined her unfolding a gold toilet seat cover from her purse first. As soon as she walked away, the manager glanced at me and my friend and said " I would have told her we have private bathrooms upstairs if she wasn't acting like such a bitch." That made my night extra special.

ardour

ardour

Canada
March 2006

SEP 30, 2007 08:22 PM

Ainur said:
I have to jump on the Craig Ferguson bandwagon too. His monologue and most of his skits are hilarious. He doesn't have the interview skills that Dave has, or Carson had, though.



Might have something to do with the guests he gets.



For example, he is HILARIOUS here.

Personally, I don't find most of his skits very funny. Well, the ones that involve a second person, anyway. The stuff he does by himself can actually be pretty good.

JennyLou

JennyLou

Danvers, MA
December 2002

SEP 30, 2007 09:26 PM

I avoided watching this because I thought it would be a sad sad experience... but I actually couldn't stop laughing!

"This is where you and I are different because this is all I want to talk about."
Best line ever!

She's in another horror film... please say she gets brutally killed in this one! It makes me sad and dissapointed that Sarah Brightman and Anthony Stewart Head are willing to do a film with her though.

JunkyardAngel

JunkyardAngel

San Gabriel, CA
February 2006

OCT 01, 2007 10:19 AM

bairdduvessa said:
as much as i don't care for her, i thought she handled herself well.



I agree. As funny as I thought the parakeet line was (and the "This is where you and I are different." line) - she did handle it well.

Unfortunately, I have also had my own albeit remote run-in with her (she abandoned some animals that my rescue took in - just off and left them in a box, under her bed, without telling anyone they where there!), so I think she is just a sadly, but fundamentally flawed individual.

trail

trail

I'm lost
October 2003

OCT 01, 2007 10:57 AM

man, I really like Letterman and thought this was a classically persistent interview by the DL, but you kind of ruined it for me w/ this whole backhanded compliment set up here. I really think you give a lot more a shit about Paris Hilton than even Paris does.

burtsmithers

burtsmithers

I'm lost
October 2006

OCT 01, 2007 05:23 PM

thefreak said:

Formus said:
He doesn't do it as well as Johnny Carson, but pretty damn close.


Little trivia tidbit...

Apparently, Carson considered Letterman to be the one that should've succeeded him. He also sent Dave jokes for the monologue from time to time.

Here's a vid of Carson making a surprise appearance on The Late Show.


He can't even get a word out over the ovation.

-TM





That was pretty cool. But even more amazing... Paul Schaffer(?) has hair in that video... just thought I'd point that out for those that didn't watch it that long or at all.



But this article and video of paris on letterman is just.. wow. Dave is great, I do like him but that right there just made him the King (second to Conan but still). If all that is wrong with this country became a collective group, its CEO and spokesbitchimeanpersonimeanwomanimeanbitch would be Paris. She represents all that is soulless and wrong and still is praised for what she does (wtf does she do?) and praised for waaaay to long now. This is how I know that the movie Idiocracy was more than a movie but a prophecy maybe.


Since I started typing this rant I have been drinking and kind of forgot where I was going so Im going to stop sitting in front of idiot box 2.0 and go drink more.


But I leave you with this another thing wrong with the world...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyBEU0afDiA

Squire

Squire

I'm lost
November 2003

OCT 01, 2007 07:52 PM

Uma, Oprah.

Oprah, Uma.

orbro

orbro

New York, NY
July 2004

OCT 01, 2007 09:08 PM

i don't see the difference between the "safe" jokes of recent you talk about and this. okok, i knew what you meant... i like his political jokes.

jonasgrumby

jonasgrumby

Alexandria, VA
April 2004

OCT 01, 2007 09:27 PM

nothingnow said:

Johnny said:
Dave deserves a lot more credit than he gets. Practically every show is a "satire" of itself, and Dave makes you enjoy being scammed like any good carny!


I agree. His show is so consistenly subversive that it's not even news anymore when he puts a guest in his or her place.


Amen. The people who claim Letterman isn't funny anymore are just not watching. Or, at least, they're watching seldom enough that they don't pick up on all the levels of meta that cumulatively build and dissipate over wide ranges of episodes. Or they've just lost the ability to tap into the funny at all.

At any rate, aging-curmudgeon Dave is more consistently funny than smarmy-wiseass Dave ever was.

PointBlank said:
Now that she's a universal punching bag, he piles on as well, but waited until now to do it. How many times has he had her on the show?

Funny for a lame, "used to be funny" sort of guy, but not really funny.


And this is just... incorrect. In every particular.

Ainur

Ainur

I'm lost
May 2005

OCT 01, 2007 09:39 PM

Ahhh, Paris has friends at SG. How cuuuute!


ardour: Yeah, I agree, the skits aren't ALWAYS good on Furgeson's show. But one of the few things I REALLY miss about Dave in the old days is how involved in the bits he would get. He still does on occasion, but few and far between. Now it's mostly stage hands and Rupert. So I like that Furgeson does nonsensical silly skits, sometimes even when they miss.

Tiger_Fodder

Tiger_Fodder

Braintree, MA
June 2007

OCT 02, 2007 04:18 AM

I thought Letterman was dead!

El_Truco

El_Truco

Los Angeles, CA
June 2007

OCT 02, 2007 09:47 AM

Dave is still a weatherman, and not even a good one.

Paris rules, the rest of you are nobody's.

everthere

everthere

Belgium
June 2004

OCT 02, 2007 09:52 AM

About as funny as kicking a cripple or flipping off a blind man.

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