Thug picking up on girl in westwood LA today...

Black guy, dressed in full gucci print denim outfit enters restraunt food pick up area pick up area talking on cell phone while reading a text from his motrola two way pager.

Thug: (to party on other end of the phone) "...shit mother fucker I told that mother fucker, I be like 'Yo, Lil Ray, I told you motha fucka that bitch crazy' and he be all.."

{[ Thug notices girl sitting next to me waiting for her order to come up. ]}

Thug: (while still on the phone mid sentence, -talking distance from myself and said woman-) "Yo P Ron imma have ta holla back at a nigga' I got some bid'ness to.. (pause) "Ahhhh snap, (pause) 'Werd, yeah she looken like she take care ah her body' (pause) I cant tell she be sitting down.. (pause) 'ya herd boy, no doubt.
{[ hangs up ]}

{[ at this point the girl and myself, although pretending to be oblivious are fully aware of the situation.]}

Thug: "Shit girl, I thought I smelt the pantien soft hair when I walked up in this bitch"
{[ Girl shifts restlesly on bench and flips her hair, but says nothing ]}
Thug: "Ever rolled in a Lade on dubs? *escalade on 20" rims*

{[ Girl looks at the thug but says nothing ]}

Thug: "Shit, that how we roll twenty fo' ( snaps lips and adjusts pant leg around timberland boots)

-Two way pager beeps-

{[ Thug pulls it out and looks at it but continues to talk to the girl]}

Thug: "I'ght den you wanna roll wit a mac den holla at a playa" ( gives her a card pre printed with his number )

Thug: (announcing to the people around) "P-E-O-P-L-E one love" {[raises fist in the air and departs with out ordering or picking up food]}

This made my day.

i know that guy.

And who says romance is dead?!

Oh yeah and he was chewing on a straw the whole time.

we must hang out with capgun!!!

Wow, eerily reminiscent of Aphex Twin's 'Windowlicker' video.

"Lemme put my muthafucking tape up in this bitch".

I don't know about you but I soaked my panties

also, I live right near westwood. I have seen a pearl escalade with 20" rims. I wonder if it could be the same guy.

What restaurant was this?

[Edited on Sep 03, 2003 by Maxx]

Sometimes, I miss California.

Maybe it was the reincarnation of Eazy "mutha fuckin" E

It was Native Foods on Gaily.

Mmmmmm....

Twits.

Wow - I needed subtitles for that....

Reminds me of

Windowlicker

you were in oakland weren't you... come on. tell the truth..

hey! that's my boyfriend!

that guy and his 1,000 clones are at my work every fri. and sat. night. i hear variants of the coversation you just typed every fucking weekend all night long. you would not beleive some of the shit that comes out of these filthy muther fuckers.

that guy and his 1,000 clones are at my work every fri. and sat. night. i hear variants of the coversation you just typed every fucking weekend all night long. you would not beleive some of the shit that comes out of these filthy muther fuckers.

I am that girl everyday...my school is ghetto.

i had to read theough that about 3 times to sort out all the illiterateness if that guy.

Please transcribe for the terminally WonderBread in the crowd.

I willl transcribe it tomarrow at work :]

I wonder how many seconds she held onto that card ...