NEWS: Marcia, Marcia...Marcia?

Nothing clever to add for this, but I am now doubling my efforts to build a time machine.

I always thought Marcia's legs were fat. I thought Jan was much better looking, and then she got those glasses... va va voom! Intelligent looking and hawt!

This article's much better than the almost-the-same one that TheCoolerKing posted yesterday!

Mmkay, which two SG's want to make a Marcia and Jan themed set? : D Anyone? Anyone?

I think my friends and i never got why Marcia was supposed to be hotter - that was just a silly lie, like saying greg was hotter than peter -- um, no!

I love that Marcia and Jan were lovers. That just seems right. I want to see that set girls!! bunkbeds?

I hate the Brady Bunch, and pretty much all family sitcoms up 'til the late nineties and present, but keep writing these little conspiracy theories of yours! I find them quite entertaining!

I'm still waiting for the tell all by Billy Mumy about how him and the robot from lost in space experimented....with time travel! (Funny story, I just spent a whole twenty seconds pounding the exclamation mark key before I realized I was holding ctrl instead of shift...not sure why anyone would actually care but there you go, do what you will with the info )

Dear god, seconded!

Marcia and Jan were hooking up at the same time Greg was banging Mrs. Brady?!? I mean, at least Mrs. Brady was his STEPMOM, but the three very lovely girls were all sisters... no wonder the youngest one developed a drug problem.... freaking Cocktails in Appalachia goin on all around...

I always thought Marcia was the hot one...she has this smirk that could melt adamantium.

I heard Peter and Bobby liked to play "stinky pinky".

If I remember correctly, Maureen McCormick has been a longtime supporter of Planned Parenthood and has given lots of talks about birth control and sexual health long before a lot of other celebrities did. She's pretty swell.

That said: now I've got my pants in a Brady bunch.

The National Enquirer? Well, this story sounds pretty solid though. I can hardly remember what they look like now, but I can remember how the Marcia's nose looked when she got hit with the football.

What about poor Alice? Sitting all alone in her little room off the kitchen with her sad collection of sex toys (I heard that Sam the butcher couldn't "rise to the occasion")

Publisher Denies 'Brady' Romance
ABC News
Posted: 2007-09-23 09:47:34
Filed Under: Celebrity News, TV News
(Sept. 23) - The book publisher for Maureen McCormick, who played Marcia Brady on the 1970s sitcom "The Brady Bunch," is shooting down rumors that she had a lesbian on-set affair with co-star Eve Plumb, who played her younger sister Jan.

The story of the alleged lesbian affair started circulating the Internet Friday, and was picked up by at least one newspaper on Saturday.

The reported source of the story was McCormick herself in her new tell-all book, "Here's the Story," slated to come out next year.

But the book's publisher said, though there are plenty of other revelations in the book, a lesbian affair is not one of them.

"We are verifying that it is not true," said Debbie Styer, senior vice president of group publicity at William Morrow, the book's publisher. "The real story of what happened in [McCormick's] life and behind the scenes of the show will all come out when the book comes out."

It should no longer be a revelation to fans of the show that life behind the scenes was not as wholesome as the scripted half-hour plots.

Barry Williams, who played oldest brother Greg Brady, revealed in his 1992 autobiography, "Growing Up Brady," that he had been romantically involved with both his TV mom Florence Henderson and with McCormick.

But, according to a press release, there is still more dirt to dish.

McCormick describes being put in "dangerous situations" and being "exploited." She also discusses struggles with eating disorders, drug addiction and depression.

"Though I may never completely win this battle," she writes, "I will never lose. & I have arrived, for the moment at least, in a solid and secure place, which is allowing me to visit my past without fear. Writing this book has been such a cathartic experience. I hope it will not only shed light on who I am and how I got here, but more importantly, remind the readers that there truly is a light at the end of any tunnel."

McCormick is 51 years old, married, and living in Southern California.


Copyright 2007 ABCNEWS.com
2007-09-22 18:33:54

Should I consider myself fortunate in that I never watched The Brady Bunch, so all this is totally meaningless to me?

File under "Ho Hum"

I read this somewhere else but now I've seen it on SG I know it's real. Heh heh. I watched the Brady Bunch. I'm kind of amused by this. That'll teach them for making a show teaching people morals.

The Brady which? Some sort of low-budget horror flick, right?