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zarth
Seattle, WA
December 2004
SEP 22, 2007 07:59 AM
SEP 22, 2007 08:17 AM
zarth
Seattle, WA
December 2004
SEP 22, 2007 09:23 AM
SEP 22, 2007 09:33 AM
zarth
Seattle, WA
December 2004
SEP 22, 2007 09:46 AM
SEP 22, 2007 10:04 AM
SEP 22, 2007 10:22 AM
Do you have to eat, or can you just go there to fuck a chicken?
SEP 22, 2007 11:21 AM
SEP 22, 2007 11:47 AM
FreakPirate said:
TheGringo said:
[EDIT]
Roasting just a pork loin takes 2 hours @ 350 degrees. That's cooking time and doesn't include any prep time.
How long are these patrons hanging around? A half day?
I've been part of two pig roasts and the cooking took a minimum of 6 or 7 hours. And that's not including the hour and a half it took to get the spit set up, the fire started and the pig on the spit.
Including foreplay?
SEP 22, 2007 11:56 AM
I'm a vegetarian but I'd like a hot grilled cheese sandwich please.
zarth
Seattle, WA
December 2004
SEP 22, 2007 02:43 PM
SEP 22, 2007 03:04 PM
SEP 22, 2007 03:31 PM
SEP 22, 2007 10:30 PM
SEP 22, 2007 11:20 PM
TheGringo said:
As for the original stories? Someone should submit this to Mythbusters. 
That would be interesting: to see if you can fuck a pig and cook it all within an hour?
How many times have you been somewhere, got some crappy food and said, "Fuck this, I'm not eating it?" Now you can fuck it first.
SEP 22, 2007 11:25 PM
SEP 23, 2007 02:10 AM
cowboybert said:
Why do you automatically assume it was nonconsensual sex?
Oh. Please tell me you're going to explain consensual bestiality. That'll be fucking priceless.
SEP 23, 2007 09:48 AM
FreakPirate said:
cowboybert said:
Why do you automatically assume it was nonconsensual sex?
Oh. Please tell me you're going to explain consensual bestiality. That'll be fucking priceless.
One foot tap means yes, two means no.
SEP 23, 2007 02:00 PM
FreakPirate said:
cowboybert said:
Why do you automatically assume it was nonconsensual sex?
Oh. Please tell me you're going to explain consensual bestiality. That'll be fucking priceless.
Oh, do I have to put one of those winky smiley things after a statement here to denote irony? I don't know all the rules. Sometimes I mistakenly assume readers have higher cortical functions.
SEP 23, 2007 02:03 PM
cowboybert said:
Oh, do I have to put one of those winky smiley things after a statement here to denote irony? I don't know all the rules. Sometimes I mistakenly assume readers have higher cortical functions.
After the wealth of dumb shit I've seen you post... this wouldn't be a stretch at all.
SEP 23, 2007 04:22 PM
Lemonkid said:
FreakPirate said:
cowboybert said:
Why do you automatically assume it was nonconsensual sex?
Oh. Please tell me you're going to explain consensual bestiality. That'll be fucking priceless.
One foot hoof tap means yes, two means no.
Fixed.
_kungfoo_
Los Angeles, CA
April 2005
SEP 23, 2007 04:26 PM
SEP 23, 2007 04:35 PM
SEP 23, 2007 05:21 PM
FreakPirate said:
cowboybert said:
Oh, do I have to put one of those winky smiley things after a statement here to denote irony? I don't know all the rules. Sometimes I mistakenly assume readers have higher cortical functions.
After the wealth of dumb shit I've seen you post... this wouldn't be a stretch at all.
I'll give you maybe we're about even for saying dumb shit. And Gringo? The yucks just keep coming. I can't compete with your razor wit.
Rush
Memphis, TN
June 2005
SEP 22, 2007 07:51 AM