Who is your daddy and what does he do?

well?

Oh good, i get to be the first...

My daddy's a gynecologist. He looks at vaginas aaaaaaaallllllllll day long.

[I hope I got that right.]

My Dad's name is Bill Johnston. Or Wiliiam Larwence Johnston. Or Billy Larry. He works for a recevership as sort of a major domo. A recevership is a company that takes over property or other companys after the courts take possision for fraud, bankruptcy or other nefarious dealings. My father used to be the Vice president of Traveloge Inc. back in the days when it rose to power in the hotel indrusty in the early eighties and late seventies.


My mother is a whore.

Macsleepybear

I've never met my dad. my mom is a lesbian and she wanted children but didn't want us to have fathers because she was abused by her stepfather so she just got herself preggers and didn't tell the guys.

WHAT THE FUCK?!

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[edited to say...ahem. what i meant to say was 'what the good gosh darn? let me give you a piece of helpful advice instead of just shouting a curse.']

[Edited on Sep 02, 2003 by userlame]

Dark Lord of the Sith.

my daddy carries a gun.

My daddy's an asshole. What does he do? He proves everytime I hear from him. Which isn't too often, thankfully.

My dad's a US Army Seargent-Major with Narcissistic personality disorder (as diagnosed by, you guessed it, my mom). He was in Special Forces for several years. I recently found a picture of my dad online, so I don't have to try to upload one.



My dad kills people for a living. And I don't say that in that joking way that means he really doesn't.

my dad was a crank-addicted car thief who got shanked in a georgia state prison.

seriously.

i come from GREAT stock

xoxo

my dad is a schenectady city council men.

its kind of complicated, this medication is like truth serum, i have to stop posting....

That cocksucker called me at work and I was like "Why do you work out so much? You must have a really small penis" He was like " My nane is John Kimble!"

wait...this isn't the orgininal "who is your daddy and what does he do" thread?

COME ON PEOPLE!!!

It's not a TUMAH.

I actually like my dad a alot. He's the coolest!

He's a retired high school science teacher. He's also a high school soccer referee.

And his name is Franz.

Is he here to
pump
*clap*
you up?

I grew up not thinking much of my dad...whom was not home very often with work. Now that my Mom n Dad have split...I've grown much closer to him. Hes very cool and quite popular with my friends...as far as dads go anyway. He lives on Lake Lanier and is into Hot rods and such. He has a 50's hot rad ford, a 442, an El Camino..and then a Sabb for work. He had a 3 car garage built to tinker on them, with a fricking lift and all the "vvvoot vvvot klalalala klalalaVooot vvoot" pnumatic stuff. All that and hes NOT a red Neck. That alone...is pretty cool.

I think we are related.

My Daddy is the owner of an import/export company based in Huntington Beach Ca., where he lives. He is the sweetest, I'm totaly a Daddy's girl (now). His name is Bobby.

My dad's a carpenter by trade- framing, concrete, finishing, interiors, you name it. I spent a big portion of my growing up on job sites. He was also an abusive drunk, and later on a convicted felon for manufacturing crystal meth. Which is why I haven't talked to the guy in almost five years.

Needless to say, every Father's Day I pretty much drink myself blind.

He's Lieutenant John Kimball!

You son-of-a-BITCH!!!

[Edited on Sep 16, 2003 by stockula]

My dad is bigger than your dad, he owns eight cars and a house in Ireland!

mclucky rule! \m/

is a redneck and he drinks a lot

My dad's a blue collar wrench spinnin' grease-monkey