NEWS: SuicideGirls Take Over TV Tubes

CULTURE: SuicideGirls Take Over TV Tubes

As if we didn't know already, E! Entertainment recently named working for SuicideGirls one of the 12 sexiest jobs in Hollywood...number 3 to be exact! Camera crews followed Missy into the office and on two photoshoots with models Mitsuko and Zoli. In case you missed the juicy footage, E! Entertainment's "12 Sexiest Hollywood Jobs" is scheduled to air again (unless there is round-the-clock-coverage of OJ in jail):

Believe it or not, there's actually an ugly side to Hollywood. In fact, there are tons of shitty jobs here in Los Angeles. Here are the 6 least sexy jobs in show business:



6) All night car wash attendant. Los Angeles is the tranny hooker capital of the english-speaking world. Necessitating it also have the most 24 hour self serve car washes.

5) Pool cleaner, Standard Hotel (downtown). First you skim the dead bugs and cum, then you make sure to add 2 gallons of chlorine and 2 gallons of Valtrex.

4) Isaiah Washington apologizer.

3) Working anywhere withing screaming distance of David O. Russell.

2) Johnny Mountain Ranger. (Don't ask...you do not want to know)

1) Rosie O'Donnell's wardrobe dresser. Nobody lasts long in this position. It actually causes both blindness and sterility.

If you need to make a boner within 24 hours of watching this video you are shit out of fucking luck.



After watching that clip do your eyes need something to wash their mouths out? Try Californication.



As you may recall there has been quite a bit of exposure for the SuicideGirls on TV recently. Californication has been a lot of fun so far and Rachel Miner has been terrific as DaniCA Suicide. Good news just broke about the show too: it's getting a second season beginning in the summer of 2008. If you haven't seen the show yet, here's a look at what you've been missing courtesy of Missy's set of DaniCa:







While we're on the subject of SG's on TV: tell Tivo to go get you the episode of CSI NY that starred a bunch of SG's. It had the best ending of that show ever:





Not to mention jeremyscareme's upcoming horror remake: The Wizard of Gore. Here's a taste:





You can watch the full episode G4's Icons on the SuicideGirls right here on SG's video player.



The Cooler King and Gerry D enjoyed coming up with the least sexy jobs in Hollywood.

I find the sight of Mulder banging Gracie Sheffield seriously disturbing, however I guess I'll try and see how Rachel Miner portrays a SuicideGirl. Eventually, that is, as I have no idea when it will air here in Mexico, probably around this time next year...

Re: E! countdown: omg we were on tv!
Re: Tranny hookers: they hang out on the corner with the mushroom tree in piles of garbage.

yes it's true that was the best ending ever to a CSY:NY, however it was also the most unbelievable, what (straight)man could say "no" to Nixon or any suicide girl?

edit: actually upon further reflection, I think even a gay man would have a hard time saying "no" to any of the suicide girls

and it's really good to see david duchovny in something good again

For some reason I actually find this incredibly depressing.

Ah well, mo' money for SG I guess.

The site contines to grow and grow up into a media darling, the more it does so the more it loses it's roots.

It is good and bad I guess. Used to be all the SG's were active, commenting, blogging etc...

More and more I see sets and such from girls really here for self promotion and not to be a part of SG but as a springboard to something else. As the site continues it's growth there will be more of that.

if it's a job then it's the best job in the world isn't it?

hope the tax man doesnt find out and come for his $29

I like how they all hold hands as they are walking out of the police station. I guess that's so they don't lose anyone on the way to the punk rock show.

I know there are girls working 'at' Suicide Girls, I didn't know there were girls able to work solely 'as' Suicide Girls.

Also, I can't watch any of G4 Icons video after the introduction of the sets (UPDATE: Things are much more fair weather now but I can't download the file).

I think maybe they are talking about the people that work for SG, the staff. Like Missy.

I watched that entire thing not 5 minutes ago, and I have a boner as I type this. What do I win?

-TM

I've been wondering that since the first time I watched the episode...

i was kind of hoping that Nixon would kick him in the nads, i like the show, and i like the character he portrays, i just think he needs his ego checked from time to time.

And Nixon could of handed him his ego on a silver platter.

Re CSI: Do SGs normally walk in a Flying V formation like that?

lol, that should've been made as an alternate ending at the very least !

I'm not sure. Send me a half dozen or so SG's for a few months, and I shall conduct some... tests.

You know what, I'm fresh out!

But luckily, it IS the peak of the SG migration period. Perhaps if we watch them in their native habitat (Downtown Los Angeles) we can watch the wonders of nature at work.

Or possibly get a restraining order. Either way, it'll be a learning experience.

you have the "Omega Boner" yours will be the last of the boners. also - are you sure you have a boner? make sure your cock didn't die and rigor has not set in...

Free psychiatric care

Does this mean that at some point, she will have an actual set go up?

I thought they meant "working for SG" as in staff, since they followed Missy around.