An experimental hauku challenge for all...........

I hate stupid threads
They make me want to kill so
Shut up you asshole

Such hostility
Blatant Animosity
Sounds like me lately.

When apathy strikes
take off both your shoes and socks
and put the boot in

Why take what they give
make them offer all they have
still hold out for more

It has been a while
Since we've seen the haiku thread
I'm bringing it back

Impending new year
Is always a good time for
A haiku comeback

Eleven months passed
Between this post and my last
Thread Resurrection

Lacey, my darling
Never underestimate
the power of boobs

I am quite hungry
But have no ideas for lunch
Someone please help me

It's already three.
Did you solve your dilemma?
I ate a hot dog.

I missed lunch today
Other more pressing matters
No dinner either

I have sympathy
I hope it does not rain hard
Upon your parade

I wish it would rain
The desert here is so hot
But alas just sun

I find no comfort
Hot rain only makes it worse
Damn humidity

Humidity sucks
I will concede that point now
Well played haiku sir

A life of structure
Expressing within limits
Is my cup o' tea.

a new haiku thread
is a thing that makes my day
even if it's old