An experimental hauku challenge for all...........

Edited to say: damn, i misspelled the title
Ok, here's the plan: I'll start with a haiku (three lines, seventeen syllables 5-7-5), then you all respond with more haiku. The only rule is IF YOU CAN'T SAY IT IN HAIKU, PLEASE SAY IT ELSEWHERE Feel free to post any questions/comments to my journal, unless you can phrase them as haiku. The traditional seasonal references are not required here. Try and keep a conversation or a theme going unless a good one just can't wait. This'll be wicked awesome, wait and see. Ok, haiku ONLY starting.........NOW!!

Where should I begin?
I could go esoteric.......
but screw it! Cat butts!

[Edited on Sep 01, 2003 by MrSmead]

But, alas, in the end
some lame jackass, (which was me)
fell short a word.

You fell short a word?
But it's so easy to count!
One two three four five.

It wouldn't work on
the second line, for 'seven'
has two syllables!

MrSmead is right....
Sorry I did the last line wrong.
I willbehave now.

And that would be why
I only did the last line
I'm cunning you see.

I have a big knife
Nadine has a hot butt
I am so fucking drunk now

I woke up sober.
I went to bed sober, too.
Well, that explains that.

Blessed alcohol
The bane and beauty of life
Sobriety sucks

simmering noodles / dreams of wheat covered plains / a meal in itself

the pornographer / admiring his model's beauty / she winces and withdraws

sunlight struggles with / smoke walls, as if to say / darkness fights me here

Here, what's up with you?
Are you too good for line breaks
Like all of us use?

My fat-head brother
Hides loaded guns in the house
He needs a hobby

[Edited on Sep 01, 2003 by Anger]

maybe he could sew
or learn to deep sea snorkel
to be constructive

most brothers suck
i can't complain, i have none
i am so damned spoiled

[Edited on Sep 01, 2003 by leeleeROCKS]

As per Hel's request,
my cock is now samurai.
There is more to come.

Should I click the link?
But I'm scared it's going to be
Anger's dick (again)

You should be afraid.
You should be very afraid.
It is Anger's cock.

Cock, guns, knives, and beer
Great topics for haikus, but..
what of boobs and ass?

i had friends in town.
she has big boobs, he's an ass.
boobs and ass for you.

you want boobs and ass?
go look at Nala's pictures.
then write more haiku.

Lilith's amazing!
She makes me want to move straight
to Cali right now.