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Munchie

Munchie

Australia
June 2005

SEP 13, 2007 06:44 PM

TheGringo said:

Mark_plus_Beer said:
does he get a prize if he hits 100 ?


Only if he's smart enough to start a sweatshop.



hahahaahah.....it makes me sad that the only legacy this guy is going to have is fucking himself into oblivion and churning out more babies into an already overpopulated world frown

MrOuijaAK

MrOuijaAK

Anchorage, AK
September 2005

SEP 13, 2007 11:23 PM

Missing a leg and still he gets more action in a week than I get in a year.

buzzsaw71

buzzsaw71

Miami, FL
February 2005

SEP 13, 2007 11:25 PM

$6500/mo on disability

shit, you can almost take my leg for that

gunsarelove

gunsarelove

San Francisco, CA
March 2006

SEP 13, 2007 11:41 PM

i heart u.

J24U said:

gunsarelove said:
it's nice to see the middle east is taking cues from the baby machines in Utah..an emoticon of guy blowing his brains out would do nicely right now.







Tiwaz

Tiwaz

Germany
July 2006

SEP 14, 2007 12:19 AM

SixBoxes said:
I'm surprised that nobody's mentioned that this is over in the UAE, and that our social and cultural norms largely don't apply.

Though it is apparently fun to pretend this is happening in the midwest or something.

While I appreciate your sentiment, I wouldn't take it so seriously...

SuperCrunch

SuperCrunch

Birmingham, AL
January 2007

SEP 14, 2007 06:40 AM

cracker factory...
fuckin hilarious.

Callahan

Callahan

Seattle, WA
February 2005

SEP 14, 2007 07:29 AM

Someone should calculate how much CO2 emmissions having a kid ultimately results in.

Aeterna

Aeterna

SUICIDEGIRL

Portugal

SEP 14, 2007 08:13 AM

Wow.

candysores

candysores

Sault Ste Marie, ON
September 2007

SEP 14, 2007 06:02 PM

Haha, that is crazy!

Dizzy

Dizzy

Los Angeles, CA
January 2004

SEP 14, 2007 06:10 PM

Everyones gotta have a hobby... i guess.

Admiral_Pants

Admiral_Pants

Austin, TX
May 2004

SEP 14, 2007 07:17 PM

thefreak said:

Admiral_Pants said:

thefreak said:
thefreak took an online quiz today that said he will die while having sex.


Scorpio?


Aquarius, actually.

-TM



Necia

Necia

Salt Lake City, UT
August 2005

SEP 14, 2007 08:10 PM

You know, I hope his kids move to new communities once they're old enough. Otherwise, he's totally contributed to the chances of inbreeding wherever he lives. What if he lives in a town of 1000 people? He'll have fathered ten percent of the population!

Heathen_Dave

Heathen_Dave

Birmingham, AL
July 2005

SEP 14, 2007 09:54 PM

Necia said:
You know, I hope his kids move to new communities once they're old enough. Otherwise, he's totally contributed to the chances of inbreeding wherever he lives. What if he lives in a town of 1000 people? He'll have fathered ten percent of the population!



Man. What an awesome fucking thing to be able to say.

"Hey Daad, I went to the market today and guess what."

"What."

"Every single person, customer, employee, everyone. Your children. What the fuck."

Brodi

Brodi

St Adolphe, MB
April 2006

MAY 17, 2008 07:46 PM

I take it the One-child policy doesn't apply in UAE. If it did, Daad would be spending his time jerking inside strangers and filling out lots and lots of divorce and marriage papers.
Funny thought.

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