NEWS: Man With 78 Kids Going for 100

CULTURE: Man With 78 Kids Going for 100

If you thought the story of Jim Bob Dugger, his semen trough, uh, wife and their 17 Jesus spawn was extreme, this will blow your fucking mind.

Now, in order to help you put this into perspective, I did the calculations and came up with some interesting statistics for when this sexual Tyrannosaurus reaches the century mark:

• Assuming the children are spread out evenly over a total of 18 wives, each wife will have given birth to 5-6 children over a period of 44 years, with a total average of 2-3 children over the same period.


• The total time of pregnancy, using the average time frame of 9 months, will be 900 months, or 75 years.


• Your everyday ejaculation can be anywhere from 1.5 to 5 milliliters (for you non-math conversion types, 1 milliliter = about 1 teaspoon), and a "normal" sperm count is around 70-80 million sperm per milliliter. Assuming each pregnancy takes on the first try, Daab Mohammed will have spilled anywhere from 10.5-40 trillion of his potential children into waiting wombs.

Daab Mohammed, who lost his leg in a road accident, receives a monthly military pension of 24,000 dirham (around $6,500 American). But not even being an amputee can slow this testicular Hercules down.

The Emirates Today article gives more insight into the life of the man who puts Mr. Dugger and his cracker factory, uh, wife to shame.

Godspeed, Daad Mohammed Murad Abdul Rahman, you poster child for superhuman virility, you. And be sure to take plenty of Vitamin E.

thefreak took an online quiz today that said he will die while having sex. If it's from having that much sex, he will die a happy man.

I'd hate to be the middle child of all that mess.

Sooooo...why are people marrying this guy?

Scorpio?

I bet he falls on his knee(s) everyday and gives thanks they don't celebrate christmas!

In Russia he would have 78 Refrigerators

Overpopulation is awesome! Fuck yeah!

I don't want any kids at all ...ever. This guy makes my head spin.

it's nice to see the middle east is taking cues from the baby machines in Utah..an emoticon of guy blowing his brains out would do nicely right now.

Haha.

do you pronounce his first name "dad"

And I thought three kids were more than enough

Keeping track of 1st cousins to prevent inbreeding is going to be a mess...

And $78,000us a year in disability? That's a pretty sweet deal he has going on with that. Not sure how he can afford around 40 kids on that (if the oldest is 36, I figure half are out of the house), but he's jammin on the government dole.

I'm surprised that nobody's mentioned that this is over in the UAE, and that our social and cultural norms largely don't apply.

Though it is apparently fun to pretend this is happening in the midwest or something.

No it isn't. More like 5 mL to a teaspoon. LOOKS LIKE YOU ARE ALSO NOT A MATH CONVERSION TYPE!!!!!LOLZ

THIS is a definitive argument for drive-by vasectomies...

That guy is AWESOME. I so wanna do what he's doing

I think he's having troubles understanding the differences between a family and a FACTORY! I hope his kids won't follow his 'example'!

I'm child 56 out of 100.
I doubt he knows many of their names. Thats just sad.
With that many kids its not like he takes a real active role in parenting, he probably holds the new borns for a few minutes then hands them off to the mother to go have sex with a new bride.
sad. You'd think the state would have offered him a free vasacmety.

at least he has a goal in life. his poor wives "oh, sorry hun, looks like today is your day to divorce me. i got an indian girl waiting in the bridal suite. sorry."

before i even read the article, that picture is made of win.