RX enemas?

I've heard-tell that you can break down pills containing hydrocodone or oxycodone and take them as an enema to get a rush similar to injecting due to all the open blood vessels up your ass. Anyone know anything about this?

And I swear, I'm just curious

oh this will be fun

I don't know about all that crazy business, but I've heard of caffeine enemas for the same reason. Caffeine hits the bloodstream faster up the ass.

I'd prefer to just drink it, myself.

Wow, hillbilly heroin up the ass? I am as big a fan of the opiates and their synthetic doppelgangers as anybody, but I'd at least have to have a leather and vinyl clad stillettoed uber-mistress around to take the hose...

Coffee colonics were considered medicinal for a long time. See Jethro Kloss, a man fascinated with using the chocolate starfish as a medicine injection site.

Shit, I meant to type COFFEE enemas...

(No pun intended.)

you're going to need equipment

You belong to one of those antique enema equipment fetish groups, don't you.

Uh, I was thinking either a eye dropper thing or just breaking the needle off an insulin syringe but if you wanna let me borrow the fancy stuff...

I'm mostly worried about the acetaminophen fucking up my liver. Xanax up the ass maybe?

When you are giving thought to sticking pulls up your shitter for the sake of a better high, perhaps it's time to find a hobby or something.

True dat boo boo! I know my flaws

I see an overdose in your future.

Wow. I'm pretty gullible! I actually thought you were just curious.

Good luck with the whole not overdosing thing.

*blinks*

Wow, things took quite a turn towards seriousness! I just thought it was funny; sorry if anyone's offended or whatever.