MTV says Ms. Tequila is a bisexual, which means the contestants on the show will be sixteen straight guys and sixteen lesbians.
“The finalists move into her mansion, live together, and each week Tila will narrow down her suitors. “Every episode will culminate in a dramatic ceremony unlike anything you’ve ever seen before,” according to the network.
It would be almost revolutionary, if it wasn't so...lame. Someone should tell Tila that MTV and VH1 reality shows are where yesterday's celebretards wind up. Joining the washed-up burnouts of reality TV isn't likely to help her suffering "music" career, either. Is there anything more celebretarded than to have 2,011,000 "friends" on MySpace and not be able to sell your music?
If Tila Tequila is looking for lub, why not just set her up with Scott Baio? He has his own reality show, too. It's called "Scott Baio is 45...and Single". Doesn't get cooler than that! Tila, this is the stratum of society that you're associating yourself with. Scott Baio. He's 45...and single.
Why is this the shit that gets greenlit? This is the kind of thing that makes me worry Idiocracy wasn't a dark comedy, but rather a prophecy.
Oh, I saw this and thought maybe it would be featuring real bisexuals. But alas, I was wrong. And holy fuck does she look weird.
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LostLucy
USA
December 2006
SEP 08, 2007 06:38 PM
When i read the title I thought this implied a great new "Dating Game" format where lovely new girls and boys had a chance to venture outside of the traditional game for a bit... oh joy
what a disappointment that is is only another TIRED ASS bullshit reality show
Damn this shit is hella fucking good and ya'll can't have none! hahaha
.... an asian with fake tits adds everyone on myspace, and we have to see her everywhere on magazine covers and suffer bleeding ears with her itunes dribble.
Sure. Turns our brains to idiot mush and put her on tv.
ugh god, the wrong kinds of people always get too much attention.
Vivid said:
.... an asian with fake tits adds everyone on myspace, and we have to see her everywhere on magazine covers and suffer bleeding ears with her itunes dribble.
I'm pretty sure she has a fake nose, cheeks, chin, and lips. Her eyes might even be fake. Hell, her entire head might be fake.
Rahodeb
Los Angeles, CA
March 2006
SEP 08, 2007 05:51 PM