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Rahodeb

Rahodeb

Los Angeles, CA
March 2006

SEP 08, 2007 05:51 PM





Tila Tequila. Yeah. It's sort of going to be like VH1's "Flavor of Love", only unlike Flavor Flav, who only entertains advances from the opposite sex, Tila Tequila will be messing around with both men and women.

MTV says Ms. Tequila is a bisexual, which means the contestants on the show will be sixteen straight guys and sixteen lesbians.



“The finalists move into her mansion, live together, and each week Tila will narrow down her suitors. “Every episode will culminate in a dramatic ceremony unlike anything you’ve ever seen before,” according to the network.

It would be almost revolutionary, if it wasn't so...lame. Someone should tell Tila that MTV and VH1 reality shows are where yesterday's celebretards wind up. Joining the washed-up burnouts of reality TV isn't likely to help her suffering "music" career, either. Is there anything more celebretarded than to have 2,011,000 "friends" on MySpace and not be able to sell your music?



If Tila Tequila is looking for lub, why not just set her up with Scott Baio? He has his own reality show, too. It's called "Scott Baio is 45...and Single". Doesn't get cooler than that! Tila, this is the stratum of society that you're associating yourself with. Scott Baio. He's 45...and single.



Why is this the shit that gets greenlit? This is the kind of thing that makes me worry Idiocracy wasn't a dark comedy, but rather a prophecy.





hellofahotmale

hellofahotmale

Conroe, TX
February 2006

SEP 08, 2007 05:58 PM

That was the only good part in Idiocracy.

RandyWatson

RandyWatson

Hollywood, FL
September 2007

SEP 08, 2007 05:59 PM

I both loved that movie and lamented over it's possible reality.

Josearcadio

Josearcadio

Toa Baja, PR
July 2004

SEP 08, 2007 06:02 PM

I would watch this, at least once... smile

Clio

Clio

SUICIDEGIRL

Netherlands

SEP 08, 2007 06:11 PM

Haha, I'd definitely watch this.

Formus

Formus

Milwaukee, WI
May 2007

SEP 08, 2007 06:15 PM

Oh, I saw this and thought maybe it would be featuring real bisexuals. But alas, I was wrong. And holy fuck does she look weird.

LostLucy

LostLucy

USA
December 2006

SEP 08, 2007 06:38 PM

When i read the title I thought this implied a great new "Dating Game" format where lovely new girls and boys had a chance to venture outside of the traditional game for a bit... oh joy

what a disappointment that is is only another TIRED ASS bullshit reality show puke

with all due respect to the lovely Tila...

linelin

linelin

Tampa, FL
June 2006

SEP 08, 2007 06:44 PM

I'm pretty sure some of those 'women' on flavour of love were guys so this isn't that ground breaking.

Formus

Formus

Milwaukee, WI
May 2007

SEP 08, 2007 06:59 PM

linelin said:
I'm pretty sure some of those 'women' on flavour of love were guys so this isn't that ground breaking.



I wonder how many of either sex on this show will take shits on Tila's carpet.

lowroller

lowroller

Australia
May 2008

SEP 08, 2007 07:02 PM

That Idiocracy clip is too funny hehe.

Vanessa

Vanessa

SUICIDEGIRL

New Mexico, USA

SEP 08, 2007 07:02 PM

I wonder how many new cases of all her std's will be spread as Tila looks for her "true love".

fake111

fake111

Bushkill, PA
October 2002

SEP 08, 2007 07:06 PM

and this has what to do with "Music Television"? LAME as usual...all those show suck.

xazapdmytinu

xazapdmytinu

Fort Collins, CO
July 2007

SEP 08, 2007 07:37 PM

Who the fuck is Tila Tequila?! I mean, it sounds like a name you hear on "Stripperella"! skull

Gillionaire

Gillionaire

Manchester, NH
February 2007

SEP 08, 2007 07:42 PM

Who's Tila Tequila. What does she do that should make me like her?

Nothing?

Moving on then.

Daven

Daven

SUICIDEGIRL

Illinois, USA

SEP 08, 2007 08:11 PM

She actually said "LOL" during an interview with SG.

GAG ME.

Vermin

Vermin

United Kingdom
July 2007

SEP 08, 2007 08:17 PM

She actually said "LOL" during an interview with SG.



I FANCY GIRLZ LOOK *nom nom nom* YES LOOK buy my records now plz kthxbai.

Poor, desperate creature.

MrCrisp

MrCrisp

Charleston, SC
August 2004

SEP 08, 2007 08:20 PM

ouch! my balls!

Tart

Tart

SUICIDEGIRL

New York, USA

SEP 08, 2007 08:27 PM

im glad im a cheapskate and won't pay for cable. saves me from running across that garbaaage.

Vivid

Vivid

SUICIDEGIRL

Michigan, USA

SEP 08, 2007 09:25 PM

One of her myspace photo captions is :

Damn this shit is hella fucking good and ya'll can't have none! hahaha




.... an asian with fake tits adds everyone on myspace, and we have to see her everywhere on magazine covers and suffer bleeding ears with her itunes dribble.
Sure. Turns our brains to idiot mush and put her on tv.

ugh god, the wrong kinds of people always get too much attention.

OhSoOrdinary

OhSoOrdinary

Sunnyside, NY
July 2006

SEP 08, 2007 09:25 PM

Am I the only one who thinks shes not hot?

Formus

Formus

Milwaukee, WI
May 2007

SEP 08, 2007 09:31 PM

Vivid said:
.... an asian with fake tits adds everyone on myspace, and we have to see her everywhere on magazine covers and suffer bleeding ears with her itunes dribble.



I'm pretty sure she has a fake nose, cheeks, chin, and lips. Her eyes might even be fake. Hell, her entire head might be fake.

ndklinst

ndklinst

New Albany, IN
February 2007

SEP 08, 2007 09:43 PM

I love Idiocracy.

imclever

imclever

Kent, WA
February 2007

SEP 08, 2007 09:55 PM

OhSoOrdinary said:
Am I the only one who thinks shes not hot?



No.

xfinitex

xfinitex

East Lansing, MI
August 2005

SEP 09, 2007 12:32 AM

AH MY BRAIN IS BROKEN FOREVER!

Huzzah

Huzzah

Guilford, CT
October 2006

SEP 09, 2007 12:33 AM

Now, do they mean real lesbians, or "well, I can kiss a girl, if that means I'm on tv" lesbians?

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