NEWS: Southwest Airlines Hates Hot Chicks

CULTURE: Southwest Airlines Hates Hot Chicks

So ladies (and gents), apparently it's not safe to fly anymore without doing a preliminary high school dress code check (ahh, fond memories of "how can I make this skirt longer than my fingertips?" moments in front of the mirror).

Kyla Ebbert was sitting on the plane waiting for her flight home to Tucson from her college in San Diego to depart when she was informed by a Southwest employee that her outfit was inappropriate.

Kyla, who is 23 , works at Hooters and was going home for a doctor's appointment was clad in

Kyla wasn't about to let this go without a fight, however:

I'm sorry, but when did Pat Robertson become head of the FAA? I think we can all agree that her skirt was quite short (and shrugs are so 2005) but seriously? Seriously? I've seen more cleavage than this in court.

This doesn't just make for titillating news--it genuinely worries me for a couple of reasons. First, although I try to keep my potentially subversive fashion statements out of the friendly skies (I usually wear pajama pants and a hoodie to the airport), I cherish my right as a card-carrying, ticket-purchasing U.S. American to wear a short skirt on a flight if I'm so inclined. Jesus gave her those legs, goddamnit, she can show 'em off if she wants to! Second, how will Bai Ling ever be able to use air travel again?

All in all, it's pretty ironic, considering airlines only hired young, unmarried, attractive white women as flight attendants for decades.

Fuck you, Southwest, fuck you. I'm sticking with Jet Blue, where a burka is not required to fly in 100-degree weather.

The outfit in question.



It's quite obvious she hates baby Jesus.

I saw her on the Today Show this morning wearing that outfit. What I found amusing is when she sat back down during the interview, you could very easily see up her skirt until she crossed her legs. I suppose that could offend some people, especially if she was sans-panties on that flight.

When they replayed the interview it cut to Matt Lauer when she sat down instead of showing her...

That outfit is offensive? Really? I was expecting to see tits popping out everywhere from some tiny little outfit based on the reaction of the employee but that looks pretty normal to me.

Seriously, people really've got to stop worrying about the clothes other people choose to wear.

I'd hit it.

Bai Ling too.

Someone should organize a boycott.

... or a girlcott... or a girl on a cot...

Obviously, she's a terrorist. Those boobies look like bombs too me.

Well thank goodness the nice people at Southwest were there to punish and correct such sinful behavior as this, AND offered the poor young woman some sound advice regarding appropriate attire.

BULLSHIT!

I think all hot chicks should boycott SW. Just say no thank you and fly Jet Blue. Or maybe I should start a Hot Chicks only airline so they only have to suffer one lecherous bastard...
...me.

Wow. WTF? I've flown more scantily clad (short shorts, tank top over double-'d boobs).


I HATE SUE-HAPPY PEOPLE, but I hope she sues their asses off.

WOW.

Then again she is wearing white after Labor Day.

They had to kick her off the plane to make a space for the woman in the head to toe burka screaming; "JIHAD!" who's only English is "Spin wash, tumble dry." and "Down to U.S.A.!"

That sucks, no wonder she has such a long face.

No need for the racist rant, no matter how tongue in cheek it might be!

Rrrriiiiiight

+1

Mature.

Oh and bytheway, while you were busy being a douche you forgot your homophones.

It's "whose", not "who's".

What a bunch of fuckin crybabies

Is it just me or is she very much not hot?


Either way, that's completely dumb. Southwest can kiss my ass. I hereby boycott.

Not going to win many elections that way, Mr. Mayor.