NEWS: Perez Hilton: the New CNN?

In Perez We Trust!

Perez sucks so fucking much. Such a douchesac. I hope Castro is alive just so Perez looks like an asshole.

Subrosa said:

I reluctantly agree

and WTF abt our media???!!! too busy stalking drunken teenbots in court...

How can you not have boy toys?

If he posts that Fidel has died once a day, every day, eventually he will be right.

VIVA CUBA!

FIDEL MUERTO! FIDEL MUERTO!!

Here is what I think about the Miami Cubans and Castro's death:
The Extreme Right Miami Cubans are so desperate that the USA may in fact normalize relations with Cuba - which will result in loosing their potential wind-fall - thinking that they will all go back and retrieve their homes, property and businesses - with USA support - thus they are making the death of Castro a greater issue than what it would be. Not happening - the boy is alive - still.

They are so convinced of their own 45 year propaganda that Cuba is ruled by one single-person-dictator who controls 11.6 million people, the land the size of Pennsylvania and manages 65,000 social and medical workers across the planet. They really believe that upon Castro's death the whole population of Cuba will be screaming for the Miami-Cubans to come and save them. It makes for a good move but anyone who has been to Cuba or reads rather than watches Fox News, knows their propaganda is a joke.

I hope Castro is alive and shows up somewhere even if he dies the next 3 minutes after his appearance. I also hope we can support the Cubans in Cuba to control their own country, maintain self determination and not develop the representative democracy (a joke) we in the USA enjoy or the abusive capitalism and the consumerism that is destroying humanity as we know it.

I heard there was a posting here for boytoys, but I cannot seem to find a link to the application.

I fucking love Vanessa.

And that's the extent of my feelings on the subject.

While I was reading this, I had a mental image of someone parading a dead Castro around just like in Weekend At Bernie's.

Why can't Fidel and Perez die on the same day?

If the CIA couldn't knock of Castro with exploding cigars, Hilton ain't gonna have much better luck...

Meanwhile... bring on the boytoys... and the women who love to use 'em!

He's probably making this shit up to show that a lot of people will basically believe ANYTHING they read on the internet.

How is the USA so bad when even the poorest Americans are better off than middle class cubans.

I hope all the crappy South American dictators die, hopefully painfully. Their governments aren't at all anything glorious or revolutionary, just theft and corruption.

Maybe you have never seen poverty in America - remember that there is a minimum wage in America because people do make just that - the minimum. True Cubans live on the equivalent to $15 to $20 a month - But you have not seen how Cubans live on that in Cuba - either. Most if not all the Dictators in South America have been supported and placed in power by the USA, as of today Castro is the only one remaining. My point is that the US should not interfere in Cuba or finance the Miami-Cubans war with Castro - for almost 50 years we have been doing just that to the tone of $250 million a year of your tax dollars. Imagine that goes directly to Miami-Cuban Groups.

LOL!

Exactly what I was thinking. Unless someone takes out Perez before that. Hmmmm...

I agree with what you have said about poverty and the USA's propensity for installing and supporting dictators. However I disagree with your quote above. Venezuela's Hugo Chávez is already archived dictator status. Evo Morales of Bolivia is working hard to join them as a dictator.

We should end the ineffective boycott of Cuba that only serves to hurt the Cuban people and not the Cuban leaders. We have long traded with more repressive regimes like the former Soviet Union and Peoples Republic of China. Free trade and travel will do more to change the Cuban government than an embargo that has not worked for almost 50 years.

Oh Katie, stop denying you have boy toys

i think more traditinal toys boost pleasur for those whose use toys, gumbi d, the gum cigar withe fake smoke extr..

I live in Miami, the entire city knew the rumor.. I actually got a call from a friend who had a friend that worked in the Continental Hotel (the supposed conference site) where cops were swarming way before Perez broke the story.. he didn't have a scoop, he just bought a rumor even my grandma laughed at! :p

As much as I will party it up once Castro dies.. I'm not in much of a hurry.. he is suffering from a very painful condition(diverticulitis) and I like to savor the thoughts of this disgusting man slowly being poisoned by his own shit..

I'll leave you with a scoop straight from "my sources"..
My sources (aka my grandma) have spoken to their informanants in Cuba (aka my great grandma and company) and apparently they've practically stopped selling flowers... is there some world flower shortage? are they being saved for a giant funeral perhaps? is this just a elaborate mind game being played on the Cuban people?
Quick someone call Perez Hilton and tell him he's been outscooped!

If Castro falls.... it will be a huge boon to Democrats in 2008. Florida has effectively maintained "swing state" status because the bulk of Miami Cubans have been voting Republican, mainly due to the Republicans' hard-line stance against Castro. Forget the fact that it has been utterly ineffective (Castro has outlasted nine presidential administrations, and potentially a tenth if he hangs on for another year), it's been an easy way for the party to gain political favor in a state that controls a lot of electoral votes.

If Castro's death precipitates the installation of a US-friendly, democratic government in Cuba, there were no longer be a need for Miami Cubans to support Republicans - which means their votes will be up for grabs.

Oh, and Perez Hilton is a massive douche.