NEWS: Bill Murray Can Do Whatever He Wants... Drunk

I was actually.

Fuckin awesome.

Oh and,
"8) Punch a clown, with zero provocation. In the face or dick."

ANYONE should be allowed to do this. God damn clowns. >_<

Dammit someone already said that!

no no no no. I should be allowed to do Scarlett Johansson and then be allowed to brag.

I agree with this article 100%

Bill Murray is so fucking stoney that he's not going bald, he just wears a bald cap hiding a big ass fist, waiting to smack down that sucka-chump Chuck Norris for being a biotch.

I like number 4, but you're definitely right on all counts.

for relaxing times, make it Santori Times.

I would say +1 but come on he was DRUNK driving. Golfcart or not that shit just doesn't fly here and it shouldn't anywhere else. Only retarded assholes drive drunk, I don't care what you do if you only risk harming yourself but when you drive drunk you put other peoples lives in your hands. I can't believe how lax the US is about that kind of thing, anything over a 0.02 blood alchol level is illegal here.

Sorry for being a killjoy. I do love teh Bill.

Maybe you didn't read the whole article.
We are giving Bill Murray permission to kill you if he likes.

And to then fuck Scarlett.

I know I was being a spazz, but drunk driving really irks me...somehow normal murder and fucking Scarlett not so much

Well then just think of it as Bill's way, in his infinite wisdom and charity, of paying homage to the late Lorenzo Music, the voice actor in question.

But I'm not a total geek or anything. Only about 92%.

dude...he was driving through stockholm...he was getting infront of traffic going 60-80km a hour....he was arrested for making an arse of himself and prevent him getting run down....if you love him so much...respect the fact he was arrested to protect him from becoming road kill...if I am driving at 45 mile an hour and drunk dude pulls out infront of me ina golf cart...i am sorry, i don't care if your bill murray...the moment i slam the breaks and risk having an accident that can injure you, me or anyone else..simply because your loaded...you have lost your cool title...even if in the moment i am still laughing at your hijinx and think that is the funniest shit I have ever seen...bill you rock, and your the best lover i have ever had...don't make a cunt of yourself now.