NEWS: Baio Looks Beat

CELEB: Baio Looks Beat

I know you’re just coming off a flight, but man Scott Baio, you are REALLY looking tired. I do appreciate the splash of color in the form of the red bandana, however. Even a bland, monochromatic air-travel outfit needs a little pizazz—but you took that extra step and made it happen. Also, I know you’ve been mad busy what with filming your scintillating “reality” show--Scott Baio is 45...and Single - but you’re looking pretty pasty. Why not try getting outside sometime! Here in southern California, the sun shines practically every day! Also, what’s up with that humongous man-purse? You might want to consider a fanny pack or perhaps an assistant instead. I don’t know, I’m just thinking out loud, Scott.

And with that, the internet was over.

Good Night Children

*Double Post*

Yeah, and the breasts. Men don't have breasts, silly Scott Baio.

I'm trying to figure out why this was a cover Article. I mean, There has to be a reason that I'm not seeing.

Is this some sort of Security Breach? Is Scott Baio/Liza Minelli a Terrorist.

Hmmm..... that would explain alot.

Why are you picking on my father?

i wanna bust baio's knee cap

I don't normally ask this, but, "Really, how does this even remotely fall under a news headline?"

This is not how we post news articles. Just sayin'.

You don't deserve to get paid for this.

i'm realy confused, that could be eihter scott baio OR liza minelli

I don't get it.

Whoa. Did Scott Baio get "Zapped?"

I'm all for irreverent humour, but, seriously. Are you even trying?

They Get Paid for this? Wow, I have a new life goal

Yeah, for once in my life I'm with the "News?" camp. And I'm going to go with Liza Minelli on this one.

Also, Scott Baio was in a pretty awesome movie recently, The Bread My Sweet (aka A Wedding for Bella). So he's good in my book.

Stranger things have been known to happen.

I KNOW RIGHT

Can we get a freaking source for this? I want to believe this is Scott Baio, but I'm having a really really REALLY hard time coming to that conclusion

...yeah, I'm a little slow.