NEWS: The 10 Most Worst Films Of All Time

Don't you dare malign Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter. That is one of the most brilliantly hilarious B-movies ever conceived. It has one of the most brilliantly fake fight scenes ever not choreographed:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUZboHMYp-o&mode=related&search=

No, my #8 is Santa Claus Conquers the Martians. Where Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter would be terrible if the actors weren't in on the joke, they made a very noble effort for this one. . .and failed spectacularly.

People who were around 7 when Star Wars came out don't need to be reminded of "Star Crash" ... but for those who don't know, this was a shameless attempt to cash in on the genius of that movie right down to the lightsabers, but with 1/25th the budget. I also want to throw in the unwatchable "Star Wars" episodes 1-3, made after Lucas forgot the lessons of Joseph Campbell: that the hero dies when he surrounds himself with only "Yes" men...

I don't remember Joseph Campbell ever saying that...

Of course, I acutally liked Episode 1-3; they had their problems, but they weren't as bad as a lot of fanboys have made them out to be either.