NEWS: Sexier Than Fat Bastard?

CULTURE: Sexier Than Fat Bastard?

What's sexier than a guy in a kilt? A flasher in a kilt who exposes himself to passing vehicles, apparently. 20-year-old Chandra Schaefer couldn't seem to resist the carnal urges unleashed by kilt-wearing, tassel-flashing Nathan Blair. She pleaded guilty yesterday to charges of having sex in a public place.

That's right: It seems that whatever Blair had under his kilt was so awe-inspiring, Miss Schaefer couldn't stop herself from having sex with Blair on a car and then near a pine tree.

Schaefer, who describes herself on her MySpace page as a "Proud Parent" (she's the single mother of an infant), was wearing a shirt with Blair’s first name and the logo of Blair’s Disc Rolling, the Moorhead business he owns and operates, when she was booked at the jail.

Better still, Blair was wearing a "FOR SALE" t-shirt, and was engaged to be married the following day--to someone else.

Blair had no answer for reporters when asked if his wedding was still on.

Schaefer had no answer for reporters when asked to add one plus one.

stone (280 pounds)

I'd also assume the wedding was off

Spicy, Spicy, Spicy

"you haven't seen the last of Willie"

Nathan Blair?
Looks like Ethan Suplee to me - maybe a new plot for 'My Name Is Earl'?

Haha, seriously, this story is awesome.

But it would be a lot more awesome if they were both hot.

Awesome like some crazy teen party movie.

Although the dude sounds totally lame you have to admit it's pretty badass to look in the eye of the cop shining the flashlight on you, then turn away and continue fucking.

Yeah, and he's 24.

+1

Or either of them.

Ew ew eeeew!!!

Just imagine if they reproduced...

Ah but if they were both hot they wouldn't have been arrested I bet--they say the cops told them to stop, but what they left out was ,"Stop... jesus.. okay seriously wow... that's gross."

*pukes in my mouth*

Heh, small world.

Great minds think alike.

-TM

*insert "and we wonder why the Scottish drink" crack here*

-TM

Somehow I have a sneaking suspicion that they didn't use protection...call me crazy. So, maybe they did reproduce....

Ok my question is.......if the wedding is off will he and the bride still be brother and sister????

+1

Only, she kind of does too.

now now, everyone... cavemen (and -women) are people, too...

Nothing.

Next question ??

I know, I juast couldn't resist replying with that answer

i kind of thought she looked like the fat kid from Salute Your Shorts

I'm saying nothing....