NEWS: At Long Last, The Mighty Thor, on the Big Screen!

I'm assuming you're speaking of the television Beastmaster? I think he might be a bit too small.

Have you been drunk since you've seen the film? Because it blew.

Beta Ray Bill is sequel material. Kind of like the Silver Surfer.

You forgot a brief stop at Kull the Conqueror.

I'M HUGE!!

Simce Hollywood rarely stays true to the original, they might as well place it in an alternate universe and cast Bjork as Thor. Couldn't be any worse that what we will get.

Aaron Eckhart!
Yes I know he's playing two-face and everything right now, but check this pic from Erin Brockovich:



And he's a better actor than most of the people mentioned so far.

Just saying.

Also: Zap Rowsdower rules.

Every time I see this headline , I think back to a issue of the old Marvel comic , What If . They had a parody issue once & one of the What If's was What If Powerman found Thor's hammer . They had a picture of him whirling the hammer & wearing Thor's hat Yelling " By the gleaming gates of funky Asgard , you turkeys are gonna eat hammer " ! I slightly miss the days of when comics could still be silly at times .
As far as the movie goes , I predict fail but if they're going to do it they should read Walter Simonson's storyline that just about brought on Ragnarök . That was one cool storyline .

OK, so I never click on the "News" section. I just see this thread on the boards that's prefaced by the word NEWS. Maybe that should be changed.

I can't believe all of you over looked:



a hammer and a round house kick, FTW!

No, his feet are the hammers... duh lol

but.. I still think I'm winning with my submission woo

No. That guy from the movie. I guess he's about 70 now, though. Nevermind.

I can't believe I have to do this.



Vladimir Kulich as Buliwyf in the 13th Warrior.

End of thread.

a very long time ago he was rumored to play Thor but the movie never got off the ground

dude got real old though

he was the specialist in Smokin Aces

he's already got six deadly appendages equal to Mjolnir. they wouldn't put it in.

I shall smite you, blackguard!!

I wonder if there is beer on the sun.

Seeing as I'm the only one bored enough to look at this to see if anybody's won over the past month, I think it might be high time for someone who art worthy to wield the power of the mighty Thor.

And I should get prizes. And love.

I FORGOT THE LIQUOR STORES CLOSE AT 8!!!

Jesus can't play Thor, silly. He's busy.

Hey, who won this thread? Totally forgot about this. I still stick with my original choice on page 1 I think it was.Kevin McKidd, end of story.