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spamtwo

spamtwo

United Kingdom
April 2006

AUG 01, 2007 10:54 PM


If apes started randomly punching people their popularity would drop as fast as... well, the people they were hitting.



my respect for them would go up if they started to fight back biggrin

Pandapeep

Pandapeep

Miamisburg, OH
March 2006

AUG 01, 2007 11:00 PM

I'm a shark, suck my dick, I'm a shark!

jonzes

jonzes

Madison, WI
July 2003

AUG 02, 2007 01:35 AM

Thank god we are making them extinct!

BTW, more people die each year from tripping in holes dug in the sand at the beach than from shark attacks.

RudieCantFail

RudieCantFail

Baton Rouge, LA
January 2006

AUG 02, 2007 01:43 AM

Matthew_O

Matthew_O

Los Angeles, CA
December 2006

AUG 02, 2007 02:07 AM

Pandapeep said:
I'm a shark, suck my dick, I'm a shark!



I believe you mean...






Also

The first week of august is more important to me than the last week of december.

FreakPirate

FreakPirate

Canada
November 2002

AUG 02, 2007 02:30 AM

MessyJessy said:
Pfft...sharks are practically Mother Teresa compared to James "the Nigger Hating" Dolphin!



I'll be honest... this is one of the funniest things I've read all day.

ali273xoxo

ali273xoxo

Seattle, WA
April 2006

AUG 02, 2007 02:49 AM

ChelseaxHorror said:
i love sharks. i think they are cute. I can't wait to go shark diving.



OK I respect your opinion but NOTHING with teeth like that gets to be called 'cute'.
period

Tiger_Fodder

Tiger_Fodder

Braintree, MA
June 2007

AUG 02, 2007 03:55 AM

I think the jerks of the ocean are shark hypnotists...c'mon!

Rafi

Rafi

Santa Monica, CA
January 2003

AUG 02, 2007 04:23 AM

Aye, some sharks are jerks. But not all of them. Obviously you've never known. . . Skoora, the Gentle Shark.

RudieCantFail

RudieCantFail

Baton Rouge, LA
January 2006

AUG 02, 2007 04:30 AM

Rafi said:
Aye, some sharks are jerks. But not all of them. Obviously you've never known. . . Skoora, the Gentle Shark.



No, he's really a jerk. He just uses the nice guy routine to get in your pants.

frankblack

frankblack

Orange, CA
November 2002

AUG 02, 2007 05:42 AM

scylis said:
i'm safe. i only go swimming with my good robot buddy Buster, Shark Puncher.




This made me laugh incredibly hard!

sitar

sitar

Philadelphia, PA
June 2004

AUG 02, 2007 09:13 AM

all this time, i thought shark week was a euphemism for "she's having her period".
cause of the blood, i guess?

saturdaypunk

saturdaypunk

Fort Worth, TX
May 2007

AUG 02, 2007 04:11 PM

Just so's ya know, I'm taking that 25 footlong sea-turtle idea.. for research purposes, of course.

soft_shoulder

soft_shoulder

Madison, WI
May 2006

AUG 03, 2007 12:32 PM

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

cjwelsh

cjwelsh

Australia
February 2006

AUG 03, 2007 12:40 PM

It's kind of sick and twisted but that is pretty much the funniest article I have read in a *long* time.

SockPuppet

SockPuppet

I'm lost
July 2006

AUG 03, 2007 05:49 PM

Sharks are cool.

SocietysPliers

SocietysPliers

Ocala, FL
October 2004

AUG 03, 2007 07:06 PM

reprobate said:

SocietysPliers said:

TheCoolerKing said:
Would sharks be as popular if they had the ability to follow us onto land? I doubt it.

Umm . . they did - I saw a documentary once about a Land Shark that rang doorbells pretending to be a delivery person and then attacking residents. It was horrible.

It was late one Saturday night on NBC in the 70s. Lorne Greene was the producer and John Belushi was part of the documentary team, I believe.

Er, you meant Michaels. The other one was Ben Cartwright and Commander Adama.

Oops. Big oops. I was tired and many of my remaining brain cells were watching Shark Week on discovery Channel.

ckdexterhaven

ckdexterhaven

USA
December 2005

AUG 03, 2007 07:57 PM

ckdexterhaven

ckdexterhaven

USA
December 2005

AUG 03, 2007 07:58 PM

SocietysPliers said:

reprobate said:

SocietysPliers said:

TheCoolerKing said:
Would sharks be as popular if they had the ability to follow us onto land? I doubt it.

Umm . . they did - I saw a documentary once about a Land Shark that rang doorbells pretending to be a delivery person and then attacking residents. It was horrible.

It was late one Saturday night on NBC in the 70s. Lorne Greene was the producer and John Belushi was part of the documentary team, I believe.

Er, you meant Michaels. The other one was Ben Cartwright and Commander Adama.

Oops. Big oops. I was tired and many of my remaining brain cells were watching Shark Week on discovery Channel.


Still, the Land Shark bit was good knowledge. So you win for just bringing it up. biggrin

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