Break more grammar rules...

than the person that be bein' in front of you.

so how m;any rules do i have to beak and are you includiong typos i mske los of thos smae thine with pucntutions i alweays forget wheretheose go plus i sometimeshveproblemswithspacebar sticking

sdjfjlkshdfkjasd ;...A.SS.S.Asd..dsljkhdsfliuaw 90.800 asdfsfd

I WIN!

Me like alot this stuff on these thread's because me fine em fun to right on during the day i work in my office its like a nice relief from me day is it just me or do i feel like nemphyl!

My gramatical repertoire knows no bounds, besides neobud is probable just drunk right now

That ok we are be having a thread here, willn't he saw how bad our typing be?

but see, this is how neobound always posts see..

sorry me knows it be gramma threads but me just tot i be adding nother tot on related punctiation.

Constellation Punctuation

You squint at print and train the eye and you can see the dots and slashes holding your universe together. I am not master of my universe, nor can I lay claim to any real attempts at mapping my works with clusters of periods and apostrophes. My writing reads like a worm hole one long winding mass highway that has hold of descriptive breath and travels miles and miles from one period to the next to deliver thoughts and suggestive tones to watered eyes that are used to a restful blink when graced with the cooperative and necessary period. Well... you get the idea.

Point being... I am lost in space and have no star pointing me North so many times my maps of work are nothing more then bad directions and confusing jumbles. So to you the literary astrologists I am envious...


[Edited on Aug 20, 2003 by edison23]

This means that, no matter what I print on this post, I did better than that last person. Ooh, unless plagiarism is a big grammar no-no.

Who are you going with?

speaking of going with....

Al will you go with me?
check one

___Yes ___No



*waits for snarky rejection*

Sour?

Gotta do the classic

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!

Because then I fell and landed and God has says to me he says I thought you are so pretty Johnny, sometime I want you to hand a pony to me unner a door.

this thread fun is ny ha ah ahha orange traffic cones like this talk hi orange i am onion this can be in found.

i thnk ur cheetng if u justr p;ound n tha keybord!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

VOIP!

As long as you keep it all hear and don't let it flop over to the other boreds, then fire.

I must've used as many prepositions off of the person before on top of me. I are writing with more worser grammar than they is. I willn't be writing so bad if I not were asked to.

Look. There is simply no excuse for sloppiness of the grammar of the unkind kind. Careful consideration to the appropriate participles is not so difficult indeed. Please pay attention kindly to the grammatical properness in the future, unlest the Grammar Police should pull you over, a beating for to administer thereof.

Thank, you.

(Oh look, I've got subjunctivitis in my eye! )

Umm. hrmm. i guess you could just say yes or no instead.

*runs and hides*

Hrm. Where's Noam Chomsky when you need him?

wow!!!!1 this is the kEwLeSt topic, EVER!!

i h8 bad grammer an sentense structer. it suks.

did i mention i neverwon teh spelling bee?