NEWS: You're Never Done Learning... About Jennifer Lopez

CELEB: You're Never Done Learning... About Jennifer Lopez

If you're like me, and I know you are, then I know that you luv taking quizzes on People.com... Cause, I do too, that's how I knew... that you did... also.

It's really great. They cover everything from celebrities to celebrity spouses! I know what you're thinking "What about their kids, TheCoolerKing?" Hah! Yup, them too!

I know how stressful taking one of these quizzes can be, especially after months of bragging to your pals about how big of a J-Lo fan you are. So, I'm taking the plunge (yikes!) and attempting this quiz just for you guys. Sounds easy? Just a bunch of teeny-gossip? No way, believe it or not these are quizzes written for adults, just like me and you. Wish me luck!

People Quiz

I know this one! Well, I thought I did. Then I realized, oh shit, I'm about to type my favorite Jenny hairstyle when the question clearly asks for Marc's... Um, well, alls I know about him is that he's a "latin lover" (hah!) and muy caliente! I think that means he's a Cali native?

Curly and natural it is!

Yay!

Um hello! Ever hear of her dancing? (Rereads above) Oh wait, yah, they got that one. My bad... She is a really good dancer, though. Aren't supermodels and talk-show hosts the same thing? That's for you, Tyra!!
I'm gonna say, supermodel.

Ugh! Those guys are ASSHOLES! You totally know what you're doing, J! Don't you listen to the haterz!

I guess fur is bad... OMG! I need to quit shopping so much, like now! LOL!
Who the hell is Bentley? I guess I'll say fur. Fur is murder... or like, meat is murder and most meat comes in fur except chicken I guess and fishes. Sushi is good, too.

Whatever, fur is fine relax. LOL sounds like one of the questions shoulda been "talking on the phone." ROFL, you can call me anytime Jenny! (Collect. Don't even ask.)

Whew! All these questions are wearing me out. If I wanted to sit around answering questions all day long I would've... y'know... gotten a job doing that... or whatever. Good Luck on the last seven questions. Byyye!



TheCoolerKing finds half-assed, cheapshots mocking nice, broad targets to be just the thing for a lazy Tuesday morning. And "broad target" wasn't an ass joke.

this was extremely entertaining and funny. thank you. you were dead on.

This seemed pointless in every way. It lived up to my expectations. Since I lost my last three minutes reading that, I feel like I need to leave my computer for the next hour.

I can feel my I.Q. soaring!

My Lord, you have WAY too much time on your hands.

you said broad

I have it on good authority that you are quite enamored of mudkips. True or flase?

I was done learning about Jennifer Lopez before I even started learning about Jennifer Lopez.

Sorry, but if you didn't know it would be an utter waste of your time to take ANY quiz regarding Jennifer Lopez from People.com, you absolutely deserve everything you get.

I'm typing this on the computer of the neighbor next door (who, incidentally, is asleep). Why, you ask? Because I just put two right in the moniter, behind the speakers.
Why, indeed.

I did accompany the shots with laughter like a shark chewing a box of champagne glasses.

Just because making fun of lameass celebrities is about as hard as standing on a beach trying to hit the ocean with a rock we ALL still enjoy doing it.

i love me some jennifer lopez... mmmm id eat that ass....and give her taco flavored kisses..

J Lo = meh!

I like the guy in the fox suit. I always wanted to buy a bear suit and run around interrupting live news remotes and give the reporter a pie to the face.

I seriously thought, for a second there, that Lopez had come out of the furry closet:

When my college adviser told me I couldn't minor in J.Lology, I kicked him in the balls.

Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got.

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