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TheCoolerKing

TheCoolerKing

NEWSWIRE

Los Angeles, CA

JUL 31, 2007 03:20 PM



If you're like me, and I know you are, then I know that you luv taking quizzes on People.com... Cause, I do too, that's how I knew... that you did... also.

It's really great. They cover everything from celebrities to celebrity spouses! I know what you're thinking "What about their kids, TheCoolerKing?" Hah! Yup, them too!

I know how stressful taking one of these quizzes can be, especially after months of bragging to your pals about how big of a J-Lo fan you are. So, I'm taking the plunge (yikes!) and attempting this quiz just for you guys. Sounds easy? Just a bunch of teeny-gossip? No way, believe it or not these are quizzes written for adults, just like me and you. Wish me luck!

People Quiz

Question 1 of 10
Which of her hairstyles does J.Lo say husband Marc Anthony likes best?

Straight and long
Glamorous updo
Curly and natural
Ponytail


I know this one! Well, I thought I did. Then I realized, oh shit, I'm about to type my favorite Jenny hairstyle when the question clearly asks for Marc's... Um, well, alls I know about him is that he's a "latin lover" (hah!) and muy caliente! I think that means he's a Cali native?

Curly and natural it is!

Correct!
Lopez confessed on Regis and Kelly that her husband likes her best "when I look more 'round the way,' like from the Bronx with my hair curly and natural." Though, the thought of Anthony getting turned on by her high-school-era style – including tons of black eyeliner – was "a little bit scary," she says.


Yay!

Before becoming a triple threat (singing, dancing and acting), what did Jennifer Lopez aspire to be?

A hairstylist
A nail technician
A supermodel
A talk-show host
See Answer


Um hello! Ever hear of her dancing? (Rereads above) Oh wait, yah, they got that one. My bad... She is a really good dancer, though. Aren't supermodels and talk-show hosts the same thing? That's for you, Tyra!!
I'm gonna say, supermodel.

Incorrect!
A hairstylist
As a teen growing up in the Bronx, Lopez planned on becoming a hairstylist, often using one of her sisters (Leslie and Lynda, right) to practice home perms. "It would look good at first," the singer said of her attempts at emulating hair gurus like Vidal Sassoon. "But then it would be really bad because I didn't know what the hell I was doing."


Ugh! Those guys are ASSHOLES! You totally know what you're doing, J! Don't you listen to the haterz!

What does Jennifer say she doesn't like doing as much as she once did?

Wearing fur
Shopping sprees
Salsa dancing
Driving a Bentley


I guess fur is bad... OMG! I need to quit shopping so much, like now! LOL!
Who the hell is Bentley? I guess I'll say fur. Fur is murder... or like, meat is murder and most meat comes in fur except chicken I guess and fishes. Sushi is good, too.

Incorrect!
Shopping sprees
"I don't enjoy shopping like I used to," says Lopez, who once dropped $200,000 on an Aston Martin. In fact, Lopez has become much more of a homebody since marrying Marc Anthony. She tells Italian Vanity Fair: "When I get a free day, then I do absolutely nothing. I stay in at home in my tracksuit, I sleep, spend hours on the phone talking to my mother and my friends."


Whatever, fur is fine relax. LOL sounds like one of the questions shoulda been "talking on the phone." ROFL, you can call me anytime Jenny! (Collect. Don't even ask.)

Whew! All these questions are wearing me out. If I wanted to sit around answering questions all day long I would've... y'know... gotten a job doing that... or whatever. Good Luck on the last seven questions. Byyye!



TheCoolerKing finds half-assed, cheapshots mocking nice, broad targets to be just the thing for a lazy Tuesday morning. And "broad target" wasn't an ass joke.

YourDailyLesbian

YourDailyLesbian

Los Angeles, CA
March 2006

JUL 31, 2007 08:06 PM

this was extremely entertaining and funny. thank you. you were dead on.

Scoodleboop

Scoodleboop

Japan
January 2007

JUL 31, 2007 08:37 PM

This seemed pointless in every way. It lived up to my expectations. Since I lost my last three minutes reading that, I feel like I need to leave my computer for the next hour.

OctEgon

OctEgon

Tustin, CA
July 2005

JUL 31, 2007 08:41 PM

I can feel my I.Q. soaring!

JunkyardAngel

JunkyardAngel

San Gabriel, CA
February 2006

JUL 31, 2007 08:52 PM

My Lord, you have WAY too much time on your hands.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

Not that I'm complaining or anything.



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BurningKrome

BurningKrome

San Jose, CA
April 2005

JUL 31, 2007 08:54 PM

you said broad

lolly

lolly

Madison, WI
April 2004

JUL 31, 2007 08:56 PM

I have it on good authority that you are quite enamored of mudkips. True or flase?

Oz_the_Vamp

Oz_the_Vamp

Lorain, OH
June 2005

JUL 31, 2007 09:59 PM

I was done learning about Jennifer Lopez before I even started learning about Jennifer Lopez.

Rafi

Rafi

Santa Monica, CA
January 2003

JUL 31, 2007 10:29 PM

Sorry, but if you didn't know it would be an utter waste of your time to take ANY quiz regarding Jennifer Lopez from People.com, you absolutely deserve everything you get.

DucksAreCrazy

DucksAreCrazy

Lexington, KY
December 2006

JUL 31, 2007 10:34 PM

I'm typing this on the computer of the neighbor next door (who, incidentally, is asleep). Why, you ask? Because I just put two right in the moniter, behind the speakers.
Why, indeed.

I did accompany the shots with laughter like a shark chewing a box of champagne glasses. oink

ogichida30

ogichida30

Concord, CA
September 2004

JUL 31, 2007 10:37 PM

Just because making fun of lameass celebrities is about as hard as standing on a beach trying to hit the ocean with a rock we ALL still enjoy doing it. wink

CannedAir

CannedAir

Tempe, AZ
June 2007

JUL 31, 2007 11:38 PM

i love me some jennifer lopez... mmmm id eat that ass....and give her taco flavored kisses.. ARRR!!!

lowroller

lowroller

Australia
May 2008

JUL 31, 2007 11:41 PM

J Lo = meh!

Postblank

Postblank

New Brunswick, NJ
June 2004

JUL 31, 2007 11:46 PM

I like the guy in the fox suit. I always wanted to buy a bear suit and run around interrupting live news remotes and give the reporter a pie to the face.

Quirky

Quirky

Birmingham, AL
October 2005

JUL 31, 2007 11:48 PM

I seriously thought, for a second there, that Lopez had come out of the furry closet:

hor

hor

USA
June 2005

AUG 01, 2007 12:07 AM



When my college adviser told me I couldn't minor in J.Lology, I kicked him in the balls.

Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got.

Tiger_Fodder

Tiger_Fodder

Braintree, MA
June 2007

AUG 01, 2007 07:30 PM

indiecred17 said:
i love me some jennifer lopez... mmmm id eat that ass....and give her taco flavored kisses.. ARRR!!!



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queen_reality

queen_reality

I'm lost
March 2007

AUG 02, 2007 08:21 AM

VampOzman said:
I was done learning about Jennifer Lopez before I even started learning about Jennifer Lopez.



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