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ThePowerOfBauer

ThePowerOfBauer

Australia
August 2006

JUL 31, 2007 01:36 AM

There's a movie in that. Another Home Alone sequel anyone? Maybe Will Smith could play the attacker!

filthy

filthy

Denver, CO
December 2003

JUL 31, 2007 01:52 AM

one word . . . comeuppance (i had to look it up to make sure it was two p's and not one).

imclever

imclever

Kent, WA
February 2007

JUL 31, 2007 02:18 AM

Never bring a Coke can to a gun fight.

MistressMissy

mistressmissy

Grand Rapids, MI
March 2003

JUL 31, 2007 02:41 AM

That guy must be awesome. My grandpa is 85 and an ex police officer and there's no way in hell we'd let him have a gun.

bairdduvessa

bairdduvessa

Centerville, MA
April 2005

JUL 31, 2007 03:17 AM

kick ass!

RudieCantFail

RudieCantFail

Baton Rouge, LA
January 2006

JUL 31, 2007 03:19 AM

To be fair to the burglar, this is the geriatric superman in question:

Moderncutthroat

Moderncutthroat

Philadelphia, PA
May 2006

JUL 31, 2007 03:44 AM

BadAss

ZPO

ZPO

Olympia, WA
July 2004

JUL 31, 2007 04:18 AM

imclever said:
Never bring a Coke can to a gun fight.



You owe me a new monitor. I just laughed so hard I spit soda on mine. From a can I might add. smile

Maybe Mr. Williams got pissed off when Mr. Hill said, "Is Willie Lee Hill gonna have to choke a bitch?"

Tiger_Fodder

Tiger_Fodder

Braintree, MA
June 2007

JUL 31, 2007 04:46 AM

What kind of soda was it?

Shell_Shock

Shell_Shock

Rockmart, GA
May 2007

JUL 31, 2007 05:06 AM

This was fucking great. What a douche nozzle!
KICK ASS, GRANDPA!!!

mingol

mingol

Singapore
July 2005

JUL 31, 2007 05:39 AM

What I find funniest is that the robber tried to steal the guy's hearing aids. Is there a big black market for those?

DhD_No_Pants

DhD_No_Pants

Katy, TX
May 2006

JUL 31, 2007 05:45 AM

Wow. Just Wow.

Lode_Runner

Lode_Runner

Australia
December 2004

JUL 31, 2007 05:48 AM

RudieCantFail said:
To be fair to the burglar, this is the geriatric superman in question:



That looks like a still from Death Wish 9: "I wish I was dead!" biggrin

BTW I'm going to miss seeing your tie wearing cat avatar on the boards. That was cool.

wa11z

wa11z

Kennesaw, GA
June 2007

JUL 31, 2007 05:53 AM

Great story. Great article. Cool old guys rule.

RudieCantFail

RudieCantFail

Baton Rouge, LA
January 2006

JUL 31, 2007 06:05 AM

Lode_Runner said:

RudieCantFail said:
To be fair to the burglar, this is the geriatric superman in question:



That looks like a still from Death Wish 9: "I wish I was dead!" biggrin



Now I'm gonna go down to Emmit's Fix-It Shop, to "fix" Emmit. *cocks gun, whistles*


BTW I'm going to miss seeing your tie wearing cat avatar on the boards. That was cool.





biggrin

KushielsScion

KushielsScion

Gardendale, AL
May 2004

JUL 31, 2007 08:17 AM

The is the best story I've seen on SG news. I hope I'm half that tough if I make it to 93!

DucksAreCrazy

DucksAreCrazy

Lexington, KY
December 2006

JUL 31, 2007 09:01 AM

I'll make sure to stay the hell off his lawn.

d20

d20

San Francisco, CA
September 2003

JUL 31, 2007 09:30 AM

the scary thing is that once the last of the Greatest Generation dies off, all of us whipper snappers are going to be in for a permanent ass-kicking on account of not having them around to protect us and/or complain about Matlock.

DhD_No_Pants

DhD_No_Pants

Katy, TX
May 2006

JUL 31, 2007 09:50 AM

MistressMissy said:
That guy must be awesome. My grandpa is 85 and an ex police officer and there's no way in hell we'd let him have a gun.



My grandpa has gotten so senile he would have tried to shoot the guy with a shoe.

Or bored him into a coma with the same story about how he has been working since he was old enough to pick cotton.

(I love my grampa, and Alzheimers is fucking heartbreaking, no matter how many jokes I make)

TheCoolerKing

TheCoolerKing

NEWSWIRE

Los Angeles, CA

JUL 31, 2007 03:18 PM

I agree with everyone who posted a bad-ass pic of Charles Fucking Bronson.

Gringo

Gringo

Spokane, WA
May 2006

JUL 31, 2007 03:27 PM

InnocentSid said:
What kind of soda was it?


It obviously wasn't Crush.

Maybe it was baking.

PatrickY

PatrickY

Vancouver, WA
December 2003

JUL 31, 2007 03:30 PM

TheCoolerKing said:
I agree with everyone who posted a bad-ass pic of Charles Fucking Bronson.



B&W Bronson photo 4 prez '08! Lee Marvin publicity still for VP!

TheCoolerKing

TheCoolerKing

NEWSWIRE

Los Angeles, CA

JUL 31, 2007 04:12 PM

PatrickY said:

TheCoolerKing said:
I agree with everyone who posted a bad-ass pic of Charles Fucking Bronson.



B&W Bronson photo 4 prez '08! Lee Marvin publicity still for VP!



Someone please mock this up.

Evermansice

Evermansice

Chicago, IL
July 2005

AUG 01, 2007 02:54 AM

He must hang out with these dudes on week-ends, swapping stories about the young people these days going soft.

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