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There's a movie in that. Another Home Alone sequel anyone? Maybe Will Smith could play the attacker!
one word . . . comeuppance (i had to look it up to make sure it was two p's and not one).
Never bring a Coke can to a gun fight.
That guy must be awesome. My grandpa is 85 and an ex police officer and there's no way in hell we'd let him have a gun.
kick ass!
To be fair to the burglar, this is the geriatric superman in question:
BadAss
imclever said: Never bring a Coke can to a gun fight.
You owe me a new monitor. I just laughed so hard I spit soda on mine. From a can I might add. Maybe Mr. Williams got pissed off when Mr. Hill said, "Is Willie Lee Hill gonna have to choke a bitch?"
What kind of soda was it?
This was fucking great. What a douche nozzle! KICK ASS, GRANDPA!!!
What I find funniest is that the robber tried to steal the guy's hearing aids. Is there a big black market for those?
Wow. Just Wow.
RudieCantFail said: To be fair to the burglar, this is the geriatric superman in question:
That looks like a still from Death Wish 9: "I wish I was dead!" BTW I'm going to miss seeing your tie wearing cat avatar on the boards. That was cool.
Great story. Great article. Cool old guys rule.
Lode_Runner said:
That looks like a still from Death Wish 9: "I wish I was dead!"
Now I'm gonna go down to Emmit's Fix-It Shop, to "fix" Emmit. *cocks gun, whistles*
BTW I'm going to miss seeing your tie wearing cat avatar on the boards. That was cool.
The is the best story I've seen on SG news. I hope I'm half that tough if I make it to 93!
I'll make sure to stay the hell off his lawn.
the scary thing is that once the last of the Greatest Generation dies off, all of us whipper snappers are going to be in for a permanent ass-kicking on account of not having them around to protect us and/or complain about Matlock.
MistressMissy said: That guy must be awesome. My grandpa is 85 and an ex police officer and there's no way in hell we'd let him have a gun.
My grandpa has gotten so senile he would have tried to shoot the guy with a shoe. Or bored him into a coma with the same story about how he has been working since he was old enough to pick cotton. (I love my grampa, and Alzheimers is fucking heartbreaking, no matter how many jokes I make)
I agree with everyone who posted a bad-ass pic of Charles Fucking Bronson.
InnocentSid said: What kind of soda was it?
It obviously wasn't Crush. Maybe it was baking.
TheCoolerKing said: I agree with everyone who posted a bad-ass pic of Charles Fucking Bronson.
B&W Bronson photo 4 prez '08! Lee Marvin publicity still for VP!
PatrickY said:
Someone please mock this up.
He must hang out with these dudes on week-ends, swapping stories about the young people these days going soft.
ThePowerOfBauer
Australia
August 2006
JUL 31, 2007 01:36 AM