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Davidle1

Davidle1

Hammond, IN
October 2005

JUL 30, 2007 11:50 PM

what was that guys name that was anti gay and in the end it turn out he was gay? isn't that how these things usually turn out? So you know what iam going to do if i see him anywhere...point my finger and yell hey Fag!

IKCSmiley

ikcsmiley

Asheville, NC
July 2003

JUL 31, 2007 12:05 AM

Davidle1 said:
what was that guys name that was anti gay and in the end it turn out he was gay?



That describes like 1/10th of the republican and christian right leadership...doesn't narrow it down much... tongue

malkav11

malkav11

Saint Paul, MN
July 2003

JUL 31, 2007 01:38 AM

That sounds like an even better idea than the motion-sensitive flush toilets. How could it possibly go wrong? I mean, it's not like automatic flush toilets ever flush several times while I'm still on them (in my longer sessions). So surely these things wouldn't pop wide open and display my genitalia to the world. No sir.

Noxeos

Noxeos

Fullerton, CA
February 2004

JUL 31, 2007 06:10 AM

He must have a bunch of homophobic voters, because he keeps getting reelected. The strange thing is, how could someone who uses hardline conservative rhetoric be elected as a democrat? Fucking beyond me.

DhD_No_Pants

DhD_No_Pants

Katy, TX
May 2006

JUL 31, 2007 06:42 AM

They should install booths that inspire the geighs to perform lewd acts upon each other, and equip each with a video camera. *Bam* Amateur gay porn. Sell that shit on the net and use the money for other public works.

Everyone wins.

Westley

Westley

Vatican City
April 2004

JUL 31, 2007 07:53 AM

AceT said:
These stories are a lot more fun when you don't actually live there. Moving was the best thing I ever did.


What he said.

Dr_Pwnage

Dr_Pwnage

Gainesville, FL
February 2005

JUL 31, 2007 09:32 AM

lol

I love this idiot

unfiltrator

unfiltrator

San Francisco, CA
April 2004

JUL 31, 2007 09:39 AM

DhD_PillowPants said:
They should install booths that inspire the geighs to perform lewd acts upon each other, and equip each with a video camera. *Bam* Amateur gay porn. Sell that shit on the net and use the money for other public works.

Everyone wins.



You have my vote next term.

CancerSticker

CancerSticker

Austin, TX
February 2007

JUL 31, 2007 09:41 AM

Greybeard said:
At a quarter per visit, it will take a million uses for each one to pay for itself, not counting for maintenance and service. That's 500 uses a day for 6 years.



this is why I hate paying taxes...

DhD_No_Pants

DhD_No_Pants

Katy, TX
May 2006

JUL 31, 2007 09:46 AM

CancerSticker said:

Greybeard said:
At a quarter per visit, it will take a million uses for each one to pay for itself, not counting for maintenance and service. That's 500 uses a day for 6 years.



this is why I hate paying taxes...



You don't want your hard earned money going to making booths that pop open and expose people trying to take a crap?

That is high quality entertainment, my friend. HIGH QUALITY!

Hell, just put on some locks that are easy to pop open, and for free, I'll run around in a ninja suit hi-yaaaa'ing the doors open on people.

MikeofEvil2

MikeofEvil2

United Kingdom
September 2003

JUL 31, 2007 10:21 AM

*works 37 hours a week, but does it in Britain where it's normal. And we haven't elected Stalin yet, that I know of. Although maybe in Communist Russia, Stalin elects you?*

taintedfaerie

taintedfaerie

Eureka, CA
February 2006

AUG 26, 2007 09:32 PM

You just KNOW some perv is going to be standing across the street with his telephoto lens waiting to take a picture of people on the john, mid-poo.

.......I'm so glad I moved out of FL, I would be pissed as hell if my taxes were going to that (the toilet, not the perv... although, I can totally see conservative politicians hiring the perv to take pics, just in attempt to prove the toilets were a success. "See, no gay/lesbian sex here. robo-toilet took care of that problem!")

Necia

Necia

San Francisco, CA
August 2005

AUG 26, 2007 10:04 PM

DhD_PillowPants said:

CancerSticker said:

Greybeard said:
At a quarter per visit, it will take a million uses for each one to pay for itself, not counting for maintenance and service. That's 500 uses a day for 6 years.



this is why I hate paying taxes...



You don't want your hard earned money going to making booths that pop open and expose people trying to take a crap?

That is high quality entertainment, my friend. HIGH QUALITY!

Hell, just put on some locks that are easy to pop open, and for free, I'll run around in a ninja suit hi-yaaaa'ing the doors open on people.



This is why I love you: your dedication to the common good. You're a noble one, Miss PillowPants.

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