NEWS: It's the Squares vs. the Outkasts... Yes, Again.

And the black guy was Jaleel White. They'd be the original odd couple!

And the names of their characters would be Bill Goldstein and Jaleel Jackson. Just because.

What a surprise Hollywood releases a bad move!

Soooo in other words it's a black version of Happy Gilmore without the comedic genius of Adam Sandler to make an otherwise sub-par (GET IT!?) plot into a damn hilarious movie... Understood.

*prays you were being at least somewhat sarcastic there*

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

Seen it. Not really as funny as you would think.

I hope you can judge the director to make you feel better about... yourself! Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! What?

Honestly, I want to see that film However, I freely admit I have terrible taste in films.

"Here's a checklist you can use to decide if you'd like to see this movie.

- Does the sight of an angry midget yelling at and threatening to beat up a full-sized human make you chuckle, every single time you see it. Did you start laughing when you got to the word midget?

- Have you often wondered (possibly aloud) about what it would be like if a white kid from the suburbs were to suddenly act black? Why has no one tackled this yet? Seems like it could be funny, no?

- Do you enjoy stodgy, white "squares" doing spit-takes, getting hit in the nuts and sat on by fat people?

If you answered yes to any of these questions please stop breathing immediately."

-I find it funny when an angry midget actually does beat up a full-sized human. Or, in the case of "Bad Santa", the midget shoots the full-sized person in the head. But, no, midgets being angry and yelling lost its charm when I turned 13.

-No, but mostly because I saw it for myself. Ironically, it was the whitest, most racist person I ever knew in high school, yet he always dressed and spoke like he was in a rap video.

-And how can no one find stodgy people (of any color) being hit in the nuts funny?

All right, time to stop breathing.
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ahhhhh i saw that last night on tv and thought to myself "if they have enough money to blow on a stupid-looking golf cart, wouldn't they have enough to start their own stupid-ass country club?" *shrug*

Indeed. And they edit it so poorly, based on context it's not immediately clear what word he supposedly said... of course, like you pointed out, we've seen this a million times before so it's not hard to figure out...

I'm just glad they've finally made a movie exploring what it'd be like if a black man started playing golf.

Racists, the whole lot of yas.

He's got me there. It's well documented how much I hate the blacks and their formulaic entertainment.

You're still not forgiven.

Can I claim to be a massive Outkast fan, and will support them in all their endeavours?

it needs THE FAT BOYS!!

So many shitty movies out there you could trash, why did you pick this one? Have you not seen the preview to SkinWalkers?

well c'mon now. . . .one at a time. . . .

-TM

I enjoyed the portion of the film where in the end the Caucasian gentleman learned to be as "jive" and "happening" as his Afro-American contemporaries.

That sounds like some creepy new fetish.

Looks like the best thing since Soul Plane.