NEWS: Jon Lovitz Lays Smackdown on Smack-Clown

as I understand it, nobody even tried to break it up -- people were very content to let the beat down go down.

Dick must have an ungodly constitution.

I loved Lovitz on 'The Critic'

The Critic gives Lovitz a golden pass to do whatever he wants.

Especially if it's beating up Andy Dick.

Andy Dick gives everybody the golden pass to beat the crap out of Andy Dick. Hell, I'd have probably joined Lovits.

See. We live in a socioty that frowns upon violence used to solve any situation. Which is a sad overcompensation on socioty's part because some people really deserve to have the crap beaten out of them.

I mean does anybody really care what happens to Andy Diick? I'm sure Andy Dick doesn't.

Jon Lovitz is way cooler than Andy Dick in my book!

Fucking hilarious line...

And for the record, I think Dick's funnier than Lovitz... but it's still hysterical that he got pummeled.

I'm envisioning Lovitz stepping back abruptly from Dick's mangled pulpy face, bowing in a gentile fashion, and howling "AAAAAACTING!"

Phil Hartman should have choked the shitbag.

I LOL'd

+1

man, why can't Andy Dick piss off someone who can actually mangle the fuck like he deserves? why can't he just so happen to piss off Henry Rollins? hospitalized for days (i subscribe to Hunter's theory of crack-induced regeneration, mind). could Dick do the world a favor and just look at Russell Crowe the "wrong way?" science knows that's all it'd take. or Warren Ellis? that there would probably be something to record for the Ages. i don't think my brain can entirely fathom what horrible and extremely grotesque death that man would cook up for Dick, save that it would be anything but boring. i can see the beginning and the end, and it goes something like this:

Andy Dick goes into the wrong watering hole one night, bumps into Ellis, does something uproariously stupid. Ellis slams back his umpteenth whiskey, slams the glass on the bar, and says something witty and Brittish, you know, for posterity.
next morning, the world wakes up to find Dick's head on a pike outside the bar, his tattered and broken skin hanging from the sign like some gloriously gory war trophy, and not enough else left to even fill a bucket.

*sigh* i know i'm living in my own little world on this one, but damnit, i fucking hate Andy Dick! he's the scum of the earth! ok, not THE the, but a member! and i'm fairly certain even Wil Wheaton can give him a more thorough thrashing than Lovitz managed (no offense to Wil. he just don't seem to be the "throttle the smack addict" kind of person)

*names of people to beat Andy Dick grabbed almost at random, or because they were to the right of the screen as i typed, actually, forming a line of random people to have a turn at beating the fuck out of Dick sounds like a good idea.

Haha. I was so happy when I heard about this at work.

I personally fucking LOVE Jon Lovitz, and HATE Andy Dick.

I miss Phil Heartman too.. damn.

This article just makes things better.

What a couple of cards!

Please, more beating up of Andy Dick. Thank you.

Funniest thing Greg Giraldo ever said: "Andy Dick has dedicated his life to giving AIDS back to the monkeys."

BRILLIANT!

*chalks one up for DG*

The Critic was frigin hilarious! What made it great was that it made fun of everyone (and made J.L. some enemies).

The difference in comedic talent between the two is incredible. It's like comparing a Chimay Ale (JL) to any pisswater, formaldehyde-enfused domestic beer (AD) you care to mention (e.g Bud LIght).

I wish Jon Lovitz could have been more subtle is his retribution but HEY! It's like watching a yippie, insulting school-kid being beat up the big kid that was getting picked on. You know violence is wrong...but watching just feels right.

GO JON!

i lurv jon lovitz so much more now!

Did anyone see Lovitz in HAPINESS ?
Oh man. I wish he'd get more dramatic parts.
He is a good actor.
I mean, comedy is hard, and he wasn't
actually that bad at it despite recurring shitty
characters and such.

Yes, I remember The Critic royally ruling.

someone needed to smash andy dick's head into a bar. and i'm really glad it was lovitz who did the deed! incredible!

i got jon lovitz's back. all the way.

I love Lovitz. I hate Dick.

Heh, I don't see anything wrong with lovitz beating his dick.

I would have paid money to see Lovitz slamming that cockwad's head in to a bar.

A curb-stomping would have been even more sweet.

I just saw John Lovitz on 3rd street in Santa Monica the other night! I wonder if he was planning this attack while he was eating dinner with those two hot chicks he was with.