NEWS: Jon Bon Jovi- You've Seen a Million Faces... And Been Mocked By Them All

I love Bon Jovi. I guess being a jersey girl, I kind of have to, but still. I love him.

And that's a stupid name for an energy drink anyway.

This is an awesome article.. I fucking hate bon Jovi.. I never thought of it like that but he is lucky isn't he.. we have let him stay famous... we should rise up and slay him, who's with me

this made me giggle outloud......

didnt metallica sue some swedish steel manufacturing facility for using the name "metallica" a few years ago? at least it was the exact name, if still a little silly.

I spent several years living in south Jersey, my folks still live there, and ALL of my friends hated bon jovi. Being born in the Bay Area here in Cali. I used to give them shit for thier state spawning the jover....

cutting edge! hispter kid doesn't like Bon Jovi!?! Wow!

are there any other fish in this barrel you'd like to shoot?

so I guess that's why bon jovi bases every single single chorus in every single song of his on some totally cliche common use phrase. I thought it was because he has no creativity, but actually it's future lawsuits.

Jon Bon Jovi is here with me through the power of Aleister Crowley. His spirit is overwhelming me with leather and hair. I'm putting down this Thoth deck.

I live in NJ. I'm still wondering when Jon Bon Jovi became Bruce Springsteen. I mean, as a Sayreville club hair-band I guess he was ok. But all this retro worship has to stop.

As for the lawsuit - it might actually come as a surprise to him that it was filed. Lawyers do this kind of thing. It's why no one likes them.

yeah I'm a Bon Jovi fan, listening to them just before I read your article... ironic.

Anyway... abit of a silly lawsuit, probably unfair.

Still Jon Bon Jovi will always remain 'cool' despite people saying he is uncool. This is because he still makes better music the 90 percent of the bands around at the moment, and gets most girls panties wet, despite the fact that he's getting closer to 50... lol.

Who wouldn't want to be JBJ?

WOOOHHOOOOH sitting on chair take my pipe and we will make it I swear

wow. i can't believe i actually wasted my time reading this article. totally pointless. thanks, i feel dumber now.

I was going to say EVER, but Rudie you said it so much better.

Facetiousness.