David Hasselhoff is the DEVIL!

it's true. I can't deny it after reading this brilliant report:

Iron clad PROOF that David Hasselhoff is the DEVIL

I especially like the numerical translation of his name. It's nothing short of pure genius.

Don't knock David Hasselhoff... he's god.

he frightens me almost as much as patrick swayze.

[Edited on Aug 18, 2003 by gingerlie]

Okay, I would like to put this rumor to bed right now. I am not, nor have I ever been, David Hasselhoff.

i always new it. at least now there is proof.

And regardless of what everyone thinks, it doesn't take away from the fact that German's love David Hasselhoff!

HAHA at last the truth is revealed!!!!!

I don't care if he's the devil, I coul not stand him anyways..

Germans love him. back off.

I just watched LAYOVER, starring David Hasselhoff and I must say it's one of the greatest films ever made! I am now a HUGE Hasselhoff fan and a devoted collector of his work. This film is beyond brilliant. Hasselhoff gives a performance unlike anything you've seen before!

Does the bold text mean that it's a joke?

I like the way it claims that comparing yourself to Barney is blasphemy.

NO WAY! I'm hardcore HASSELHOFF! I got his face tattooed directly OVER my face! went out and got a leather jacket and everything! I even moved to Buchannan street in SF so i could be that much closer to one of his strongest roles ever: MITCH BUCHANNAN from the smash hit TV series BAYWATCH!!!
ok, this has gone far enough...
the bold was an excuse to quote the back of Layover's box. "a performance unlike anything you've seen before"
...they don't know how right they are.



[Edited on Aug 20, 2003 by solisis]

The special skills Mr. Hasselhoff developed during his time in Knight Rider all the way through Baywatch gives him the prerequisits necessary to take over any government single handedly. Mock him if you will, but everyday he's not drinking wine from your skull while using your girlfriend as a dick cushion is another day you just got lucky.

i love you guys, but not quite as much as i love the person who made this site. Jon x

He's hotstuffs in Germany.

I normally never do this, but THIS IS A LITTLE OLD, MAN.

No offense... I just remember seeing that very same site, with the very same images, and the very same background, in 1995.

No joke.

[Edited on Aug 20, 2003 by LothianInnerfilt]

thats' fine! it just shows Hasselhoff has more fans than ever. I'm a newly admitted Hasselhoff fan, and thus the thread is my doing. I've never seen the hideous images presented here and appreciate greatly that others actually took the time to post anything at all.

hahahahahaha jesus. i love you.

hahahahahaha jesus. i love you.



You should come to SF and be my awesome girlfriend then... provided you can handle the enormous Hasselhoff poster I have hanging over my bed, which is about 4 feet from the ceiling. I like to be close to him at all times...
which is why I have the David Hasselhoff action figure in my coat pocket at all times and a WWHD (what would Hasselhoff do) T-Shirt on under my otherwise GOTH clothes.
FUCKIN A HE'S JUST SO BAD ASS!!!

Perhaps...but would the Devil be foolish enough to star in THIS:

http://www.hellonetwork.com/demo/toysclub/video.asp?speed=hook300

???????????
(I'm sorry...I just find the fact that that video isn't a parody to be the funniest thing ever)

It would take only the purest of evil to craft a video like this and actually maintain fans.
I feel embarrassed for him! YOU CAN'T UNSEE IT!!!

i especially like how you can see the hook fasteners on his belt when he's flying. they didn't even try to conceal them. nice work FX crew!

His fans are german though...and I think we both know the Germans are cut from a...unique cloth (says the boy who was born in germany =P )