You're not the only one who likes to watch.

You know when you get in your private submarine for a date and then those pesky dolphins come to bother you.

Some of the world's richest people are reportedly using their private submarines to indulge in deep-sea sex in front of panoramic marine vistas.

"Dolphins are easily excited when they sense people making love. They get jealous and bang their noses against the window," Mr Jones said.

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^^ I don't know whether to be disturbed by that, or to laugh my ass off.

I like to watch things on TV.

"Dad, what's the blowhole for?"

"I'll tell you what it's not for, son. And when I do, you'll understand why I can never go back to Sea World."

-TM