NEWS: Blowhan Round-Up: Stealing Girlfriends at Knifepoint

oh, it's not the article and the writer that's the problem with this story. the article was good and well written, yes. it has the unfortunate circumstance of being written about a person who's turned herself into utter tripe.

it's especially sad because she used to have the promise of maturing into someone who wasn't the standard skinny-as-a-railpost bimbos on drugs with a bad boob job.

I think it was about how awesome they are.

If you drop a phonograph needle on Brasky's nipple, it plays the Beach Boys' Pet Sounds!

If she is mentally ill, what she doing in a celebrity nut house. Put this girl in California's mental hospitals. See if they can handle her.

The irony of people's apparent disgust and "shock and awe" at this pictorial evidence of LiLo's aberrant behavior is that right here on our beloved SG can be seen the same thing. There are many SG galleries with gunplay, knifeplay and swordplay. Is it the fact that she's a so-called celebrity that makes her behavior so shocking? I'm a little confused at the reactions...

If only the major newspapers and newschannels wrote celebrity stuff like this...
then maybe I'd really care about it.

Um...I haven't read a single post here that expressed any shock whatsoever at her actions.

I don't understand what's wrong with this. It looks fun. Although it's odd that both girls look literally exactly the same (I can only tell them apart by their t-shirts).

I think you did a good job conveying how ridiculous celebrity smears are. Thats why my first comment was " a whole lot of crap". I tis tragic that peoples private lives are exploited like this, and usually the people who smear the worst are just jealous. Take it easy and get plenty of r and r, I thought it was a fantastic article.

I love reading your articles, Hunter.

He hated Mexicans! And he was half-Mexican! ...And he hated irony!

I'm lost.

i appreciate hunter's humor and style in the celeb department, i just think if we're going to do this every week or whatever, that the subject actually be about something that happened in that time, instead of rehashing a TMZ story from months ago that everyone is bound to be sick of by now.

This mentions a headline saying "Blade held by Lohan's breast." Where is that one? I don't think they are big enough to hold a knife.

Applies to have a nice-Sunday-evening-at-Hunter's-house

I actually knew someone named janessa once.

His poop is considered currency in Argentina.

I hope that clears things up.

Oh. Yeah.

I get it now.














Nope, still lost.

I thought this article was funny, but... I couldn't tell if it was pro-Linsey or if it was supposed to be anti-Lindsey.