oh, it's not the article and the writer that's the problem with this story. the article was good and well written, yes. it has the unfortunate circumstance of being written about a person who's turned herself into utter tripe.

it's especially sad because she used to have the promise of maturing into someone who wasn't the standard skinny-as-a-railpost bimbos on drugs with a bad boob job.

Rafi

Santa Monica, CA

January 2003

JUL 15, 2007 02:54 AM

Hunter said:If you don't want to read silly articles about celebrities, don't click on them. But there actually was a point I was trying to make, for those of you who need a cheat sheet.

I think it was about how awesome they are.

But whatever. I'm drunk and my drugs are gone. I'm going to bed. With Bill Brasky. Wish me luck.

If you drop a phonograph needle on Brasky's nipple, it plays the Beach Boys' Pet Sounds!

Trauma

San Quentin, CA

April 2005

JUL 15, 2007 06:17 AM

If she is mentally ill, what she doing in a celebrity nut house. Put this girl in California's mental hospitals. See if they can handle her.

Altarboy

Maplewood, NJ

November 2002

JUL 15, 2007 06:23 AM

The irony of people's apparent disgust and "shock and awe" at this pictorial evidence of LiLo's aberrant behavior is that right here on our beloved SG can be seen the same thing. There are many SG galleries with gunplay, knifeplay and swordplay. Is it the fact that she's a so-called celebrity that makes her behavior so shocking? I'm a little confused at the reactions...

deathmonkey

Dekalb, IL

October 2006

JUL 15, 2007 06:59 AM

If only the major newspapers and newschannels wrote celebrity stuff like this...
then maybe I'd really care about it.

All_Sewn_Up

Papua New Guinea

January 2007

JUL 15, 2007 07:15 AM

Altarboy said:
The irony of people's apparent disgust and "shock and awe" at this pictorial evidence of LiLo's aberrant behavior is that right here on our beloved SG can be seen the same thing. There are many SG galleries with gunplay, knifeplay and swordplay. Is it the fact that she's a so-called celebrity that makes her behavior so shocking? I'm a little confused at the reactions...

Um...I haven't read a single post here that expressed any shock whatsoever at her actions.

Roethke

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

JUL 15, 2007 11:42 AM

I laughed at least five times, and chuckled about seven times.

Jennifer_

Venezuela

November 2006

JUL 15, 2007 12:21 PM

I don't understand what's wrong with this. It looks fun. Although it's odd that both girls look literally exactly the same (I can only tell them apart by their t-shirts).

aldoushuxley

Little River Academy, TX

November 2005

JUL 15, 2007 12:32 PM

Hunter said:
Hey guys...it's (one of) my job(s) to write about celebs on here. If you don't want to read silly articles about celebrities, don't click on them. But there actually was a point I was trying to make, for those of you who need a cheat sheet...something to do with using hyperbole to show how ridiculous the Blowhan media coverage is. But whatever. I'm drunk and my drugs are gone. I'm going to bed. With Bill Brasky. Wish me luck.

I think you did a good job conveying how ridiculous celebrity smears are. Thats why my first comment was " a whole lot of crap". I tis tragic that peoples private lives are exploited like this, and usually the people who smear the worst are just jealous. Take it easy and get plenty of r and r, I thought it was a fantastic article.

mamet

Charleston, SC

March 2005

JUL 15, 2007 12:35 PM

I love reading your articles, Hunter.

StarBelliedBoy

Philadelphia, PA

December 2003

JUL 15, 2007 12:41 PM

He hated Mexicans! And he was half-Mexican! ...And he hated irony!

DhD_No_Pants

Katy, TX

May 2006

JUL 15, 2007 12:49 PM

StarBelliedBoy said:
He hated Mexicans! And he was half-Mexican! ...And he hated irony!

I'm lost.

RileyStClair

STAFF

Los Angeles, CA

JUL 15, 2007 02:00 PM

i appreciate hunter's humor and style in the celeb department, i just think if we're going to do this every week or whatever, that the subject actually be about something that happened in that time, instead of rehashing a TMZ story from months ago that everyone is bound to be sick of by now.

cowboybert

West Palm Beach, FL

September 2006

JUL 15, 2007 02:15 PM

This mentions a headline saying "Blade held by Lohan's breast." Where is that one? I don't think they are big enough to hold a knife.

Vanessa

SUICIDEGIRL

New Mexico, USA

JUL 15, 2007 03:52 PM

yourfashionwar said:
i appreciate hunter's humor and style in the celeb department, i just think if we're going to do this every week or whatever, that the subject actually be about something that happened in that time, instead of rehashing a TMZ story from months ago that everyone is bound to be sick of by now.

Agreed.
This article was hilarious but this whole thing happened a while ago.

attn_ho

Brooklyn, NY

February 2004

JUL 15, 2007 05:43 PM

Applies to have a nice-Sunday-evening-at-Hunter's-house

Enmity_

Rio Rancho, NM

August 2005

JUL 15, 2007 07:39 PM

I actually knew someone named janessa once.

KAYLAisOBSCENE

Portland, OR

June 2006

JUL 16, 2007 03:15 AM

DhD_PillowPants said:

StarBelliedBoy said:
He hated Mexicans! And he was half-Mexican! ...And he hated irony!

I'm lost.

His poop is considered currency in Argentina.

I hope that clears things up.

Hunter

SUICIDEGIRL

New York, USA

JUL 16, 2007 09:06 AM

I admit that I've never followed celeb news closely...and now I mostly just pull stuff from the front pages of gossip sites like jossip and hope that it's current. I'd rather spend more time mocking, less time actually reading about them. But never fear...I will be expanding the scope of this column to include more than just the Blowhan type soon.

DhD_No_Pants

Katy, TX

May 2006

JUL 16, 2007 09:57 AM

kaylaisOBSCENE said:

DhD_PillowPants said:

StarBelliedBoy said:
He hated Mexicans! And he was half-Mexican! ...And he hated irony!

I'm lost.

His poop is considered currency in Argentina.

I hope that clears things up.

Oh. Yeah.

I get it now.

Nope, still lost.

Joel_T

Springfield, IL

November 2006

JUL 20, 2007 04:06 PM

I thought this article was funny, but... I couldn't tell if it was pro-Linsey or if it was supposed to be anti-Lindsey.

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