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7/18/07

Worst Adaptations Book to film [5]

7/18/07

Keith Daniels: Liz Phair

7/17/07

Daniel Robert Epstein: Veronica Monet

7/17/07

7/17/07

NEWS: Steve McQueen's Corpse Rolls Over, Cocks Loaded .45 [6]

7/17/07

Daniel Robert Epstein: Marco Pirroni of The Wolfmen

7/17/07

NEWS: Hands Up! Gimme All Your-- Hey, Is That Quiche? [3]

7/17/07

NEWS: Needled News by Marisa DiMattia

7/17/07

NEWS: True Stories by Rob Corddry: Two Poems

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7/17/07

Daniel Robert Epstein: The Unseen

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7/17/07

7/16/07

NEWS: The Sunday Hangover with Warren Ellis [2]

7/16/07

NEWS: Catch-22, Young Lady [5]

7/16/07

NEWS: Please, Shoot Me Now: Iraq Soldier Hires Hitman...for Himself [4]

7/16/07

June 07 photo contest, Please vot. [3]

7/16/07

NEWS: How Feminism Helps Men (Part Three Hundred and Forty-Eight) [5]

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Daniel Robert Epstein: The Host director Joon-ho Bong

7/16/07

Flux: Jolene Siana - Author of Go Ask Ogre

7/16/07

NEWS: Chicks Up Front [3]

7/16/07

NEWS: For Richer or for Richer: Marrying a bin Laden [2]

7/15/07

NEWS: What's Zo Wearing? July 15, 2007

7/15/07

Daniel Robert Epstein: Sarah Polley

7/15/07

NEWS: Pope Benedict XVI: One True Faith Are Belong To Us [3]

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7/15/07

Daniel Robert Epstein: Behind the Mask director Scott Glosserman

7/15/07

NEWS: Brad Warner's Hardcore Zen: Getting Better

7/14/07

it's mod week for me :D

7/14/07

Favorite movie villian of all time? [3]

7/14/07

NEWS: Chris Gore's Footage Fetishes: The "Best" Video Game Movies? [2]

7/14/07

Daniel Robert Epstein: Jae Lee

7/14/07

Daniel Robert Epstein: Eli Roth director of Cabin Fever

7/14/07

Daniel Robert Epstein: Marina de Van director of In My Skin

7/14/07

T.V. Censorship

7/14/07

What are the best TV shows?

7/14/07

NEWS: CEO of Whole Foods Revealed to be Rahodeb [2]

7/14/07

NEWS: Here She Comes, Miss Ameri-- Click! [2]

7/13/07

7/13/07

NEWS: Someone Please Help Me, This Trailer Just Knocked My Dick Off [3]

7/13/07

NEWS: SuicideGirls Enter Captivity Launch Party [4]

7/13/07

Cucumber Pepsi! [4]

CaptainBackfire

7/13/07

OMGWTFBBQ!!! Costume party!

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Rafi

Santa Monica, CA

January 2003

JUL 13, 2007 12:18 AM

The news media has apparently uncovered further, more damaging allegations about Miss New Jersey:

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

lolly

Madison, WI

April 2004

JUL 13, 2007 01:53 AM

TheCoolerKing said:

bean said:

chainlink said:

TheCoolerKing said:
Is this a story anyone cares about?

Would a simple no satisfy you ?

The news: lame.
Making fun of the news: slightly less lame.

Hey, at least I'm going in the right direction. That's gotta be something.

No.

GBay

Stockton, CA

March 2007

JUL 13, 2007 02:30 AM

This_Is_Not said:
Eh, I don't buy into the beauty pageant look (hence my membership here). No offense to anyone but it seems like every winner is blond, had a ditsy look about her, and has big boobs (or a larger than average chest size). I also don't see what the big deal is with these pictures. She is Ms. NJ for God's sake, it is not like she is trying to be the Pope or the next Mother Teresa. I guess she is supposed to be a role model for young girls so they don't want her doing that. However, the whole point of going to college is to branch out of your normal shell and grow up. You can't go through college without partying a little. Believe me, I have seen people go through high school and college without partying and they turn out to be stuck up, Bible thumping, holier than though assholes. Let the beauty pageant contestants have their fun. After all, they are people too and I think they should be allowed to live their lives.

Remember, our current pope is a former Hitler Youth.

Gerry_D

Los Angeles, CA

May 2003

JUL 13, 2007 02:32 AM

How is getting drunk and having fun more distressing than entering a creepy pageant and learning to juggle... or whatever?

well done, sir.

Domo_Kun

Rockford, IL

March 2005

JUL 13, 2007 04:46 AM

Miss Nevada's photos were better.

I'm lazy, so GIS for "Miss Nevada".

DeadBilly

Burnt Cabins, PA

February 2004

JUL 13, 2007 06:40 AM

xazapdmytinu said:

mr_gosh said:
Blackmail tip #1 -- If you're going to blackmail somebody, at least have material worthy of blackmail.

Or

#2 -- Photoshop your victim with barnyard animals if #1 is not met.

what if victim is a Barnyard Animal?

I consider dogs to be domesticated, though a young, horny pup would probably attempt to hump a horse's leg.

flabajaba2213

Plymouth, MA

July 2006

JUL 13, 2007 07:45 AM

If she was drinking underaged, then that might be some bad publicity.

But she isn't, so who gives a fuck?

_DictionaryGirl_

NEWSWIRE

San Diego, CA

JUL 13, 2007 08:05 AM

High-five on mentioning being spelling bee champs in articles this week!

RileyStClair

Los Angeles, CA

September 2006

JUL 13, 2007 09:23 AM

Grow up and get a job. No, you don't get to be a unicorn, I'm sorry. It's not really up to me.

that made my morning.

Cassiel

Aurora, CO

September 2004

JUL 13, 2007 09:33 AM

she's cute as a button.

geo35

Minneapolis, MN

January 2003

JUL 13, 2007 11:02 AM

Best line of the Month: "I'm suspicious of anyone over the age of 6 who wants to be Miss Anything..."

TheFox

Durham, NC

February 2006

JUL 13, 2007 01:40 PM

Miss NJ: OMGZ these pictures make me sick to my stomach!!!

Me: Um... then why the fuck did you put them on teh interwebs?

Miss NJ: It makes me feel sick that the public has to see these pictures now!

Me: Um, then don't release them to the news!
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My take on it? It's a publicity stunt. I didn't even know who she was before she voluntarily released these extremely tame pictures of herself to the news.

I call bullshit.

Dr_U

Bellevue, KY

November 2004

JUL 13, 2007 02:13 PM

This reaks of a publicity stunt to draw interest to the upcoming pageants. Rumor has it that if this stunt doesn't work Miss South Dakota will have a "wardrobe malfunction" during the evening gown competition.

Kleio

Winona, MN

January 2006

JUL 13, 2007 02:20 PM

Dr_U said:
This reaks of a publicity stunt to draw interest to the upcoming pageants. Rumor has it that if this stunt doesn't work Miss South Dakota will have a "wardrobe malfunction" during the evening gown competition.

I'll ask her about it tomorrow, and get back you you guys.

Quirky

Birmingham, AL

October 2005

JUL 13, 2007 02:36 PM

Where's Mika Zbigniew when we need her?

Vampirate

Durham, NC

October 2004

JUL 13, 2007 02:49 PM

Rafi said:

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

:groans:

Well played.

SockPuppet

I'm lost

July 2006

JUL 13, 2007 05:17 PM

Rafi said:
The news media has apparently uncovered further, more damaging allegations about Miss New Jersey:

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

I was totally expecting that to read

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

attn_ho

Brooklyn, NY

February 2004

JUL 13, 2007 05:22 PM

im honestly a little worried to find anyone who doesnt have some party photos on thier myspace.

Jace

San Francisco, CA

February 2004

JUL 14, 2007 01:31 AM

This was on in the break room at work today, and it was funny and interesting to see the split among the people up there. About half the people (myself included) were like, "... Is this seriously on television right now? This is national news?" and the other half were like "Oh my god, that's so horrible, I can't believe someone would blackmail her, let's keep watching." It seemed like all the 30-50 year old TV addicted people were glued to the set, while the young people and a few of the really jaded and funny older people were disgusted.

aldoushuxley

USA

November 2005

JUL 14, 2007 01:55 AM

That rates between a queef and a cum fart on the lame scale, wait a minute did I just say that.

pmonkeyEsquire

I'm lost

May 2004

JUL 14, 2007 05:13 AM

taht dude is bitting her boob she should loose teh crown!!

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